Banned in Gaza - Nuttyahoo’s Nutty Logic

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

In a typical display of customary kikester duplicity, no sooner had the outlaw Israeli government announced it was intending to issue a fresh and revised index of ‘contraband items’ that were not allowed to be shipped into the Gaza Strip – with the focus on placating international demands to allow more food and humanitarian goods into the tiny besieged enclave - the rogue state’s incumbent psychopath Slime Minister, Binman Nuttyahoo, personally delivered a sick pledge that the move would actually “tighten” the blockade.

The paranoid psychotic Ashkenazi shylock then added a wholly fanciful piece of faulty logic by pronouncing "In allowing pencils and paper, corn flakes and pasta to be transported into Gaza we have deprived Hamas of the right to blame Israel for starving the Palestinian population, and our Zionist friends around the world are now getting behind our decision and giving international legitimacy to the security blockade of the Gaza ghetto.”

Sycophantic toadies inside the Slime Munster's office expressed ‘nodding dog’ agreement with the move, with the Secretary for Ethnic Cleansing, Sheldon Scumberger telling one reporter from the Intifada Gazette "In the wake of this humanitarian decision by the Knesset the world's 20/20 hindsight will now be focused on the coriander warhead missiles that Hamas was firing out of Gaza and not the potato crisps that Israel isn't allowing in.”

Another official in charge of the Department for Transplant Organ Thefts, Rabbi Sakran Ratsach, opined that the policy reversal was the right move, even without Israel's homicidal pirate raid on the Turkish humanitarian aid flotilla three weeks ago, which stepped up pressure on Israel to lift the siege in the wake of the attack – after leaving nine activists dead, scores wounded, and dozens missing - believed eaten by big fish after being tossed overboard by the IDF's psychopaths.

The decision drew praise from the Zionist kikester-dominated White House and heaps of criticism from the Hamas rulers of the Gaza Strip - and likewise human rights groups world-wide - who called it “yet another typical piece of pro-Zionist Israeli propaganda and deception" and maintained that the illegal Nazi-style blockade must be lifted in entirety and the abominable Great Apartheid Wall dismantled – with the use of UN troops if necessary.

Conversely the Prime Minister’s office emphasized in a statement that its current defence regime along the Gaza border would remain in place and that Israel still regards the democratically-elected political party of Hamas as a terrorist organization – much the same as Hamas leaders themselves regard the political parties currently squatting in the Knesset – and all other kikesters responsible for the 1948 Nakba.

Prohibited items for shipment into the Gaza Strip:
Apart from the obvious such as SAM 7 missiles, AK47’s, 7.62 mm ammunition, C4 plastic explosives and enriched uranium we also have a ban on sage, cardamom, cumin, coriander, rice, Black Mamba ribbed condoms, ginger, jam, halva, vinegar, inflatable aardvarks, nutmeg, chocolate, fruit preserves, seeds and nuts, biscuits and sweets, potato chips, personal vibrators, CO2 gas for soft drinks, dried fruit, fresh meat, plaster, tar, wood for construction, cement, iron, glucose, industrial salt, vuvulezas, plastics, glass, metals, industrial margarine, tarpaulin sheets for huts, fabric (for clothing), flavor and smell enhancers, fishing rods, various fishing nets, ropes for fishing buoys, toothpaste, Preparation H haemorrhoid ointment, nylon nets for greenhouses, hatcheries and spare parts for hatcheries, spare parts for tractors, dairy equipment, irrigation pipe systems, ropes to tie greenhouses – or Israeli prisoners, planters for saplings, heaters for chicken farms, musical instruments, A4 printing / photocopying paper, writing implements, notebooks, newspapers, toys, razors, sewing machines and spare parts, heaters, horses, donkeys, goats, cattle - and chickens (in case Hamas throw eggs at the IDF’s thugs).

The gospel according to Israel's Likit Party’s Secretary for Propaganda, Mr Ochel Batachat "This new policy will generate sympathy for us – for we are the victims surrounded by Muslim enemies – and we need all the sympathy we can get.”

Thought for the day: Sympathy – it’s right there in the dictionary – wedged in between ‘Shit’ and ‘Syphilis’.

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