Wednesday, 2 June 2010

Saying ‘No’ is now a Defiance Disorder

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Common Purpose political correctness tenets and Big Brother social engineering decrees have gone absolutely tits up barmy and are set to class people who were once termed as ‘mild eccentrics’ as being ‘raving bonkers’ and thus end up being reluctantly – and even forcibly - medicated into states of a comatose netherworld existence.

In tune to the beat of their EUSSR / New World Order master’s metronome, clinical psychologists have been working flat out like a lizard drinking on the umpteenth revision of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSMMD) adding a slew of what they consider nouveau psychiatric abberations – which are in reality merely differences between individual personalities and their naturally contrasting social behaviour.
The new edition includes anomalies such as ODD (Oppositional Defiant Disorder) which now targets anyone who has a habit of telling officious council jobsworths and other power-crazy authority figures to go and “fuck off, eat shit and die” (FOESAD).

Some of the listed symptoms of this disorder include losing one's rag (temper) and being touchy – or spitting the dummy – when one of the local council’s Community Enforcement Officers comes banging on your front door and slaps you with a £60 on-the-spot fine for putting old newspapers in your green wheelie bin – even though all the other half dozen rainbow-hued bins are chocker full of assorted recyclable crap already.

Other "disorders" being considered include personality flaws like antisocial behaviour – diagnosed when you call you next door neighbour a ‘kunt’ after her flea-ridden moggie has shit in the middle of your varnished patio decking yet again.
People who mention in jest that their house is haunted by a ‘one sock demon’ are now to be labelled as suffering from ‘delusional paranoia’ – regardless of the reality of their burgeoning odd sock syndrome.

Under the new Brussels directives addressed to the NHS, GP medical centres and lunatic asylums there are even categories for people who binge eat and drink (porkers and alcoholics) and children who have temper tantrums because ‘that twat Johnny next door is on full-strength Prozac and I’m still getting piss-ant Valium!”

Conversely critics state that children are already mis-diagnosed for allegedly being bipolar or suffering from CCL (Couldn’t Care Less) Syndrome which results in their being prescribed dangerous antipsychotic drugs and turns them into even bigger zombies than heavy metal music, violent video games, junk food and soft drinks - and television have done already.

Every past revision of the fatally flawed DSMMD / Bonkers Manual has included controversial and bizarre additions, but what is most disturbing about the current proposed revisions is the blatantly cockeyed manner that supposed medical professionals are viewing individual characteristics.
Kids who exhibit unique eccentricities in harmonic accordance with their individual personalities will be categorized as having a mental illness and medicated according to what Big Pharma prescribes – at a price you can afford – just.

If these criteria had been applied in past centuries to assess – and repress – individual thinking and innovation, Neanderthals such as Mung the Magnificent would never have come up with rudimentary cave drainage systems – or fire – or the wheel.

Nor would we have been blessed with child geniuses such as Mozart who used to compose entire symphonies while lying in his pram.
However under the strictures of the EUSSR’s Though Police if Mozart tried composing his concertos in the school playground today – or simply knocking up the odd etude while in the bath - he would be instantly targeted as ‘that little Austrian weirdo’ and diagnosed with Attention-Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, then medicated into barren normality.

Maths and physics child prodigy Robert Oppenheiimer, for all his capricious quirks, went without medications and ended up providing Uncle Sam with nuclear weapons to drop on Japan. Cheers for that Robert.
Conversely, today he would be classed alongside the likes of Ghengis Khan or Tomas de Torquemada or Israeli PM Bibi Nuttyahoo - as a total psychopath possessed with mass murder fantasies.

Regardless, and common sense aside, this asinine onslaught will continue until some fucker and their dog stands up and shouts out aloud from the lofty heights of Parliament’s spires “Enough!” For while such profits are there for the seizing by the kikester-owned Big Pharma corporations, they’ll continue to have every living entity with a twitch who sneaks a quick looks over their shoulder every five minutes categorized as gaga and in need of psychotropic medications.

Mayhap one remedy for this fantasy problem-reaction-solution conspiracy to label us all as ‘nutters’ (fuck political correctness – nutters covers it nicely) is to ’mentally reassess’ the GPs and trick cyclists and Big Pharma greedsters who are contriving such ridiculous absurdities in the name of their god Mammon and in maniacal pursuit of personal profit - for the fiscal benefit of the few and to the psychological detriment of the many.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a nut-infested area and may contain traces of lunacy and / or squirrel shit.

Thought for the day: If a bear shits in the woods will it be classified as a suffering from Oppositional Defiant Disorder and stuck on a course of Prozac?

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