In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The gospel according to a report in this morning’s Pound of Flesh Gazette, Israeli Prime Minister Bobo Nuttyahoo and his even nuttier Knesset ministers have decided, in a typical fit of ‘can’t get our own way’ pique, to halt the transfer of Palestinian tax collections as punishment for the Palestinian Authority’s successful membership admission to UNESCO – which they disingenuously claim presents a stumbling block to the non-existent ‘more scent than substance’ peace negotiations.
On Monday the pariah state’s kikester cabinet ministers decided to withhold $100 million bucks in taxes owed to the Palestinians – and further accelerate the construction of their illegal settlements in the occupied Palestinian West Bank territories as punishment for their most heinous paralleled crimes of upsetting the status quo by not only petitioning for full UN membership but being duly – and rightfully – recognised by UNESCO as an actual sovereign state entity.
Alas, lest the record of history be erased by these Jews of Convenience running the Rothshite’s crime empire capital, Palestine was a sovereign state until the Great Evil beset them on the Yawm an-Nakbah (Day of the Catastrophe) in 1948 when a bunch of kikester terrorists under the banners of the Slimy Stern Gang, the Horrible Hagana and the Insidious Irgun stole their country and renamed it Israel – an act justified by divine right and given the nod from Yahweh, or Jehovah – or perhaps Saitan - as a gift to his Chosen People.
While the chauvinist cult of Zionism or the existence of the illegal rogue state of Israel cannot be defended - ethically, morally or intellectually – the Israeli’s constant streams of chutzpah, hasbara, and hudaibiya – backed up by their 3 B’s Doctrine – Bribes, Blackmail or Bodybags – and declaring themselves to be the Middle East’s Beacon of Democracy – seems to repeatedly placate the West’s corrupt politicians, whose necks and careers are already under the jackboot of the Rothshite crime syndicate’s banksters.
Thus the US and European nations, always blathering on about humanitarian intervention, democracy and self-determination for Libya and Syria – and Venezuela – turn a blind eye to the continuing Palestinian Holocaust as they daren’t upset their ZioNazi lobby political donors – a policy fraught with the spectre of unintended consequences that will eventually return to kick them squarely in the arse – as did the Nazis war crimes at Nuremberg. Hmmm, only following orders indeed. Next one coming up for the drop, Mr Pierrepoint.
Hence the Palestinian populations of the occupied West Bank and the Gaza Strip – besieged behind the Israeli’s Great Apartheid Walls in the biggest concentration camps on the planet – cry out for ‘humanitarian intervention’ against their kikester oppressors to little avail.
While their lamentations and pleas reach the ears of moral and civilised persons, the Western politicians ignore such – thus sanctioning the IDF’s repeated genocidal pogroms to be visited on the hapless marginalised and disenfranchised Palestinian populations of the West Bank and illegally blockaded Gaza Strip.
Hmmm, the only thing they’re missing over Gaza’s Erez border crossing checkpoint is a wrought iron sign stating ‘Arbeit Macht Frei’.
It’s quite laughable that the moronic Knesset - and kikester lobbys around the world - wonder why human rights and wrongs activists initiate a Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions campaign against the rogue state – then spit the dummy and label every fucker and their dog who doesn’t endorse, agree or bless Zionist Israeli geo-political foreign policy – (or Heaven forbid, has the audacity to actually criticise them) – as anti-Semites and Holohoax deniers.
Meanwhile, down on the Gaza Strip, it was payback time with a vengeance for the IDF’s homicidal maniacs, who, acting on orders from the psychopaths in the Knesset, purposely targeted the chief diplomat and his family at the French Consul in an overnight precision air strike.
Consul Majdi Shakoura, spoke to one press hack from the Shylocks Review, relating that the windows of their home in Gaza City were shattered and the flying glass shards lacerated his legs and further injured his 13-year-old daughter. To add to the insult and injury his pregnant wife suffered a miscarriage and lost her baby due to the shock and trauma of the barbaric attack – which the IDF claim was aimed at Hamas and their Gaza Gangsters.
The Israeli Foreign Office minister, Avidor Lieberman - acknowledged as an ultra-ZioNazi fanatic and suitable case for mental treatment - denied rumours that the attack on the consulate was payback for French President Nicolas Sarkozy slandering Israeli PM Bobo Nuttyahoo last week by publicly referring to him during a conversation with Barky O’Barmy as a ‘fucking liar’.
Thought for the day: Fuck the outlaw fascist state of Israel and their Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion – and their New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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