Tuesday, 29 November 2011

Anders the Viking Pronounced Bonkers

Department of Justice psychiatrists assessing the mental state of self-confessed Norwegian mass murderer Anders Behring Breivik declare he is a paranoid schizophrenic and criminally insane – a mental condition commonly termed ‘nuttier than a fruitcake'.

While judged as not being responsible for his actions in the killing of some three score and ten-plus innocent people, Breivik has been adopted by the Socialist Left-Right Party as ‘perfectly qualified’ to stand as one of their Stortinget (parliament) candidates at the next elections.

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