Homeland Tout Body Scanner Sales

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

While airport ‘naked’ body scanners – aka ‘Pervert’s Delight’ – are being lambasted by civil rights groups globally, on both health and privacy grounds, Janet Napolitano, the dumpy rug-munching dyke chief of Homeland Security, has been tasked by certain members of the US military-industrial cartel’s ‘parties of self-interest’ in pulling out all stops to coerce 190 nations into signing a binding accord to adopt and install the despised devices – on the grounds that failure to do so will herald the end of Western civilisation – and Democracy (sic) - as we know it.

While the bloated butch Napolitano abuses her DHS office to pursue the shadow government’s commercial ends and engages in this pathetically desperate bid to force other semi-aligned nations to adopt legally binding acceptance of these dodgy irradiating machines, forward thinking and common sense nation states such as Dubai and Italy have consigned them to the shitcan – as unsafe for public use.

Napolitano made her pitch in Montreal before the International Civil Aviation Organization (a corrupt United Nations arm that sets global aviation standards) to force the 190 nations that make up ICAO to improve aviation security through better technology by buying the despised naked body scanners as yet another tip-toe step in establishing their New World Order totalitarian control nightmare.

Obviously, to sell the scam, frequent blatant scare tactic references were made of the fabricated fantasy threats to Western society by non-existent terrorist organisations who simply ‘hate our Democratic freedoms’ - such as the conjured false flag entity ‘al Qaeda’ – and the last Mossad dirty tricks department staged event of Nigerian cum Yemeni Muslim muhijadeen jihadist patsy - Umar Farouk Abdulmuttonleg - who was surreptitiously ushered onto Northwest Airlines Flight 253 by snide intelligence types last Christmas Day in Amsterdam, en route for Detroit, while already on the terrorist ‘no-fly’ list and without a passport – then unsuccessfully tries to set fire to his thermo-nuclear skiddies when the plane was over Michigan’s Motown.

The crooked O’Barmy White House and the Zionist-kikester owned media then seized this concocted piece of amateurish pantomime to fully exploit the Islamic terror scare created by the incident and used it as an excuse to extend their criminal military activities into Yemen - as well as mandating the lucrative roll out of full naked body scanners manufactured by the military-industrial cabal / shadow government controlled corporations.

Within hours of Lee Harvey Abdulmuttonleg’s failed bombing attempt, former DHS chief and career ultra-Zionist kikester Michael Shittoff lauded body scanners during media interviews as the all-encompassing solution to halting the tides of Islamic terrorism, without mentioning the major conflict of interest fact that one of the foremost clients for his security consulting agency, the Shittoff Group, was the CEO of a company manufacturing the insta-tumour machines.

Napolitano’s effort to coerce the 190 ICAO member nations to adopt a binding agreement on implementing body scanners is undoubtedly a reaction to the increasing unpopularity of the devices and their rejection by several countries.
Dubai’s two airports, which are major international transport hubs for Israeli assassins, money launderers and drug smugglers travelling to both Europe and Asia, announced that they were terminating use of the scanners out of respect for the health and privacy of individuals, and their personal freedom – with Italy following suit.

Manufactured by Illuminati-controlled corporations such as Crapiscan Systems, L-3 Communications and Qinetiq – and costing £100,000 quid apiece - the so-called ‘naked’ body scanners can work off various principles of health damaging technology. One, the Millimetre Wave Scanner, emits extremely high frequency radio waves; another employs irradiating Backscatter X-rays; while the Terahertz Scanners bombard the human body with electromagnetic radiation at frequencies ranging from 300 gigahertz to 4 terahertz.

While all of these dodgy devices are known to be unsafe regarding human health, the Terahertz Scanner waves penetrate the body and interact with our DNA – unzipping and creating bubbles in the double helix strands which can lead to mutations – and kick start cancerous growths.
As every fucker and their dog knows, since the shameless Hiroshima experiment (and Karen Silkwood murder by Kerr-McGee security thugs) any amount of radiation is dangerous, as it is cumulative in the body and poses a serious threat to all living cells through which it passes, leaving behind a trail of genetic mutations

Regardless of ignoring health – or privacy – issues while fighting off criticism, Napolitano admitted in Montreal that the proposed scanners alone were currently incapable of detecting all types of explosives – if any - but they could be employed as part of a layered approach to security in mass transportation, which would include monitoring people's behaviour.
She suggests this would be implemmented by a team of Transportation Security Administration agents composed of ‘behavior detection officers’ - trained to look for physiological ‘body language’ signs which might indicate that something with a passenger wasn’t quite ‘kosher’.

Hmmm, such as the sore thumb fiasco where Northwest Airline Flight 253 bomber Umar ‘Patsy’ Abdulmuttonleg – already on a terrorist watch and no-fly list - was ushered through Amsterdam Schiphol immigration and security without a passport by some dodgy ‘Indian-looking’ diplomat cum intelligence agent who had Mossad stamped on his forehead.

Monitoring passenger’s behaviour indeed – what’s the point when the Israeli ICTS (Israeli Counter-Terrorist Security) pond scum (read Mossad) have the contract for providing security at a legion of US and European airports and ‘False Flag Fatima’ or ‘Umar the Pasty’ can walk through without a passport with his jocks stuffed with non-ignitable PETN and TATP that failed to blow his bollocks off, let alone down an Airbus A-300.

Further to the negative health issues involved, the privacy factors alone should bar the naked body scanners use as these ‘pervert-friendly’ devices can save and file the images for later licentious consumption. So just wait until your children's ‘birthday suit’ piccies start showing up on one of the internet’s kiddie fiddling paedo’ websites as aids to pederast masturbation.

Thought for the day: Mossad’s false flag 9/11 attacks on the WTC Twin Towers / Pentagon etc, aside, has anyone taken a simple step back and pondered why a supposed sectarian terrorist - Muslim, Pancake Tuesday Adventist or Scientology ‘Rampant Rapturist’ - whatever – would want to go to all the inconvenience of trying to smuggle a ‘suicide’ bomb onto an plane to kill 400-odd, tops, of their perceived infidel enemies when they could so easily walk into a crowded mall and detonate a shrapnel-loaded device and achieve a greater body count for half the price.

Now there’s the kicker – they don’t have to. It’s a matter of create the scenario – Montauk-style brainwashed airborne suicide bombers – to justify the installation and imposition of mandatory full body scanners throughout the public domain – with the projected application to have them located like CCTV cameras – constantly scanning your implanted microchip every dozen or so meters. Hmmm, welcome to Dystopia Land.

Thought for the day: Within the Oxford English Dictionary’s lexicon of 250,000-plus words there is none that accurately describes Ms Napolitano or her disingenuous condition. However it has been unanimously decreed by a conclave of moralists that the word CUNT comes pretty close.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies and misaligned references.

Oh, and by the way, fuck the DHS – and the TSA – and Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.

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