Wednesday, 27 October 2010

Catch 22: Treaty of Lisbon up for Amendment

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Germany’s Chancellor, the manky Angela Merkel, and France’s hobgoblin midget President Nicknack Sarkozy, are jointly conspiring for major amendments to be made to the EUSSR’s Constitution – aka the Treaty of Lisbon (Treachery of Lisbon)– to impose legislation that will totally bankrupt every fucker and their dog in the 27 nation membership ‘circus without a tent’ commercial community in a bid to avoid further financial crises and meltdowns of the over-rated Euro.

In a paradoxical statement Merkel informed one reporter from the Insolvency Gazette that "We have to move forward because in 2013 the rescue funds for the euro will end, so we need a more lasting rescue mechanism ready and in place for when the next major financial snafu occurs – and this can only be achieved by ammending the current EUSSR Constitution.” (Treaty of Lisbon).

Hmmm, so much for the predicted commercial success of the 27 member union if we’re already looking at fiscal fubars of Biblical proportions yet to come that will drive us further into penury and a state of economic collapse than we are already.
Ah well and besides, what can we expect since a succession of our corrupt and treasonable governments have de-industrialised the country and in the process forcibly ripped the once-inspiring and proud prefix of ‘Great’ from its place preceding ‘Britain’ and replaced it with ‘Broken’ – and turned us into a ‘culture’ of producing nowt – apart from ‘financial instruments’ – all based on the doomed to fail criminal system of fractional reserve banking and galloping usury.
Conversely this might just be an opportune and fortunate Catch 22 situation for the British people.
The UK Prime Minister Posh Dave Scameron is now on a sticky wicket. Having once, while in opposition, declared to anyone daft enough to listen to his disingenuous flannel, that if elected to power he’d hold a referendum on EUSSR membership. Then, after Eire voted ‘Yea’ (second referendum around) to membership after first voting ‘Nay’, the slippery Scameron creature performed a typical political pond scum turncoat trick and, applying lashings of faulty logic, then announced there was no point having a referendum in Britain as Eire has submitted to Brussels’ iron will.

However, the stupid twat did commit the ‘felo de se’ error of sticking his neck out far enough to risk declaring that if Brussels ever pushed for any amendments to be made to the so-called Treaty of Lisbon then he’d definitely call for a referendum.

Hark, cometh the hour, then cometh the man.

So, what’s it going to be Dave, when the British voters, comprised of legions of unemployed and homeless peasants, and egged on by union agitators, assorted anarchists and a cadre of hard-core nihilists, look at your Libservative coalition’s scorched earth public spending cuts and decades of misgovernment by the MP’s infesting the House of Conmans – and tell Brussels to stick their piece of shit EUSSR up their jacksy?

Will there be more treason afoot to bind our once green and pleasant lands, our sacred sceptred isle of Albion, to a Europe we are not a part of? Will you do the same as the Irish ‘Dáil Éireann’ and hold another referendum, and another, and another, until somehow the political mystics can augur a miraculous Yea vote out of it?

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of slanderous innuendo.

Oh, and by the way, fuck the EUSSR and the New World Order.

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