Agony Aunt Advocates Child Murder

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

A pro-abortion UK gutter press newspaper columnist provoked outrage from advocates of the disabled, and horrified her fellow panelists on the Genocide Channel’s Mutants & Morons television show after she enthusiastically supported abortions and the smothering of handicapped rugrats – and anyone else who didn’t actually conform to her personal criteria for ‘genetically perfect Aryan types’.

Fellattia Homicide, a career eugenics fascist and author of the B-list ‘Snuffing Window Lickers for Dummies’, who pens a regular Disabled Dilemmas advice column in the Euthanasia Gazette, appeared on the TV show to argue that killing unborn disabled children is not only an act of mercy but a necessary one as there will be no place for cripples, mental or physical, in Posh Dave Scameron’s Big Society.
“If it was my baby, I’d stuff a pillow over its head and suffocate the horrid little monster.”

Resembling a Fraggle Rock refugee, Ms Homicide isn’t exactly a product of flawless DNA and gene matching herself. With a pudgy four-eyed face alike a well-slapped arse and kitted out with a prognathous jaw and a set of gnashers that enable her to eat an apple through a tennis racket, she is condemned to go through life with the flat-nosed looks of a cage fighting pugilist loser. Perhaps one may well speculate that the ginger mingin’ snuff fetish slut was the inspiration for the word ‘ugly’ – outside as well as in.

However other women on the show reacted in horror when the callous Ms Homicide indicated that she was willing to go much further than simply advocate abortion and murdering disabled babies – extending her ruthless euthanasia cull policy to all impaired or handicapped members of society.

Bishop Morton Bogbrush, a member of the Christian Medical Fellowship, remarked that Ms Homicide was a ‘rangga wicked bitch’ - and it was a very dangerous practice for individuals to decide who ought to live and who should die – as should be learned from the lessons of the Nazi era in World War Two Europe and the concentrations camps – then drew attention to the outlaw state of Israel still pursuing a criminal policy of tip-toe genocide of the Palestinian population.

“I mean to say, where does it stop? First off the village idiot gets it in the neck; then it’s the turn of the local kiddie fiddler – probably the Catholic priest; then the chap with the limp; then it’s old women with warts; then the Asbo yobs; then the darkies,; then the poofters and lezbos. History’s pages are littered with eugenics campaigns undertaken by morally bankrupt regimes – and individuals like Virginia Homicide.”

“Thank God she has no actual authority, for again history teaches us that any authority, given free rein, will resort to absolutism. We only need to reflect on Tony Bliar and his dodgy intelligence dossier – and the illegal invasion of Iraq for a recent example of this factor.”

“Thus, to conclude, according to Ms Homicide’s philosophy, if she gets sick and is a burden on society, we can safely say she’ll not object when we stuff a pillow in her face and put ‘her’ out of ‘our’ misery.”

Thought for the day: Within the Oxford English Dictionary’s lexicon of 250,000-plus words there is none that accurately describes Virginia Homicide or her inhuman condition - however it has been unanimously agreed by a synod of disabled persons that the word CUNT comes pretty close.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a nut-infested area and may contain traces of lunacy and / or squirrel shit.

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