Beatrix Abdicates – Is Lizzie Next?

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Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands - yet another frog who dreamed of being a toad – and became one - announced on national telly earlier this week that she’s abdicating in favour of her son, Prince Willem the Wastrel.

Beatrix, who’s coming up on her 75th birthday and definitely no longer an oil painting, informed the media that “I’m sick and fucking tired of windmills, tulips and canals – and all these scrotes smoking dope in the coffee shops then riding silly push bikes around. I’m off to get botoxed up to the eyeballs and spend a few years in the tropical sunshine with a couple of toyboys servicing me 24/7.”

Prince Willem is married to Tekem Orloff, a former girl friend of Oleg Mobsaroubles, the exiled Russian oligarch and billionaire owner of Gulag Gaz, and met the celebrity Ukrainian pole dancer at the notorious Skangers Bar in Kiev while taking part in a EuroBank ‘water management’ study (getting shit-faced and pissing up walls).

He will become the Netherlands' first male monarch since King Willem the Third, who was taken from this world suddenly in 1890 when he chocked to death on a leg of roast cormorant during a Lucullan banquet at Amsterdam’s Rossebuurt Masonic Lodge.

Unlike the UK with our royal reptile-in-residence, Queen Lizzie (call me Brenda) and the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha-Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg-McWindsor clan – Queen Beatrix of the Abdicators is actually loved by her Dutch subjects and applauded for announcing she was fed up and it was time for the throne to be held by a new generation – with Willem the Wastrel ready to be king.
In Holland it is still a crime to insult the Monarch - thank fuck that law doesn't apply in Britain or half the population would be locked up.

Conversely, here across the North Sea those of the British population who still have two brain cells achieving telemetry, take a look towards Bucks Palace and the Crown’s parasitic demands on the common purse then ask themselves “Who is this self-proclaimed old baggage Lizzie and her brood of idling inbred, bat-eared mongrels, all cursed with mutant DNA from swimming too long at the shallow end of the gene pool – leeches upon our society, sucking at the life’s blood yet only giving a passing contemptible wave in return.

Ron McScrote, director of the anti-monarchist Republic group, told press hacks “Bollocks ter the effin’ McWindsors an’ this divine right to rule bullshit they keep feedin’ the sheeple. Do they possess and display their divine powers alike Jesus Christ – making the lame to walk, resurrecting the dead, curing lepers of their ills – or turning the water into wine – or even the occasional pint of Guinness? No, do they fuck – so it’s all a big con’ trick.”

Thought for the day. Okay, we all know who Queen Lizzie’s consort is – Prince Stavros – old Virus Man – a real nasty piece of work now turned incontinent and even more obnoxious than ever.
But how about Beatrix’ spouse – anyone remember him? Or her German-born father Bernhard – a man stricken with severe credibility issues and infamous for his involvement in the Lockheed graft n corruption scandals - and the bent Bilderberg kiddie fiddling / Satanist group?
Bernhard’s motto was one of ‘The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese’.

Beatrix’s husband Prince Claus of Twattsberg (RIP) comes off not much better either – ex-Nazi Party Deutsches Jungvolk member and active with the Hitler Youth who loved chucking bricks through the Rabbi Scattstein’s windows in downtown Munich as a child – and fought with the German Wehrmacht in the German 90th Panzergrenadier Division.

Nice people these royals, once you start rooting around the deadwood of their family trees.
All part of the tiny 1% of the world that uses far more than it needs to live at a higher standard than those they are stealing from - this over-privileged elitist fraternity with their exaggerated sense of importance in the order of things and an absurd self-opinionated regard for their entitlement.

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