Millipede Vows to Cleave Brit’ Banks

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In a fatally-flawed attempt to win over the fickle hearts and minds of Broken Britain’s peasant class voters, New Labour’s child prodigy ‘Kwisatz Haderach’ leader Ed Millipede, has called for the breaking up of Britain’s biggest banks unless they effect the radical changes to corporate policy he demands and consider putting the fiscal welfare and interests of their common herd High Street clientele first – specifically the 99% poverty-stricken part-time workers and the burgeoning ranks of the unemployed who dutifully have their pittance of a jobseekers allowance paid in to overdrawn accounts once a fortnight.

During his patronising sermon at the Labour Party conference in grim old rain-swept Manchester, which failed to inspire any trace of ‘Fellowship’ with the canny man in the street – (due the overkill security disruption to pedestrian and vehicular traffic and the fact the public are able to detect political bullshit a mile off) – Mr Ed pontificated that the banksters must erect an actual Chinese Wall – or was it an Israeli Great Apartheid Wall - to separate their retail and investment arms to prevent the casino culture of derivatives speculation and credit default swaps from causing a fatal death blow to our Debtocracy-ridden economy.

During his stand-up comedy act, the vanity-driven ‘Red Ed’ Millipede, on an ego-high from the opiates of applause issuing from his audience of moronic sycophants - labelled the conference attendees as ‘Comrades’ – then stated for the public record that the likes of Zurich’s Bank of International Usury and the International Bank of Hyper-Inflation need to revise the lessons they learned while studying at the Wilkins Micawber Institute of Economics, take a break from paying 24/7 obeisance at the altar of Mammon and be happy with the exorbitant profits they’re raking in from the interest generated by their fractional reserve lending scams.

“This Lib-Dum and Tory coalition have drawn up a diabolical covenant in pursuit of power and control just so they could form this Dog and Pony Show of a government and kick old Gordon out of Downing Street. But the likes of Posh Dave Scameron and his zillionaire public school Cabinet team are all on the side of the Rothshite crime syndicate’s banksters and are never going to enforce the regulatory Vickers reforms – so we’re going to be stuck with this revised Malthusian concept of Georgie Osborne’s - of how to keep milking the cow without feeding it – by constantly borrowing another cup of sugar from that horrid French slapper running the IMF.”

“Regardless of their notoriously hypocritical Big Society “We’re all in this together” mantra, it should now read “You’re all up shitcreek together” – and without a paddle in sight.”

Alas, since being anointed by the party’s Brewers Green spiritual advisers – their Bene Gesserit witches coven, Millipede has his head so far up his own arse it’s a wonder he can breathe.
Christ knows who’s been brain-washing Ed with all this misconceived crap, but he’s starting to sound like the Lib-Dum leader / Deputy PM Mick Clogg and his fatally-flawed ‘tax the zillionaires’ scheme.

Does the naïve, juvenile twat actually believe that politicians run our once-sceptred isle when we’re terminally cursed with massive unemployment, low-wage jobs, sky-high debts owed to shifty Shylock banks, and a culture of aimless credit card consumerism ripe for womb to tomb exploitation?
While there is no such thing as ‘conventional political wisdom’ there does exist, and all too frequently displayed, ‘conventional political stupidity’.

Perhaps Ed – and too Cloggy - should study Lucy Parsons, the 1920’s American anarchist labour organizer and radical socialist who was once described by the Chicago Police Department as ‘more dangerous than a thousand rioters’ and stated: “Never be deceived that the rich will allow anyone to vote away their wealth”.

Thought for the day. Hmmm, Confucius say “Cometh the hour then cometh the man” – but Millipede is not he – the prophesised Messiah – the Chosen One.
Britain is broken – beyond repair and in its death throes – with the economy atrophied due our graft and corruption-ridden elitists – the pondscum banksters and an infestation of juke box politicians who gain election to public office via manipulating the illusion of credibility and competence – yet whose true constituency is the Fortune 500 company index.

So, given the facilities of subjunctive retrospect and 20/20 hindsight, the thanks for this fubar go to Gordon ‘Incapability’ Brown for his 2008 Bankster Bailout Bill, now amended by the Tory-dominated Libservative Coalition to become the Bankster Bailout & Guaranteed Bonus Act of 2010.

The Bankster’s motto: The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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