Kikesters on US Beg-a-Thon Mission

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Shylock Scroungestein, a special envoy appointed by ultra-racist Israeli Prime Minister Bobo Nuttyahoo to do the rounds of AIPAC’s stooge US congressmen and senators on a fresh kikester ‘Beg-a-Thon’ mission, claims the Obama administration should expand its sycophantic arms aid to Israel in light of the increased threats posed by the unstable aftermath of the Afghan and Iraq invasions and the Arab Spring revolutions.

A former Israeli ambassador to the good ole US of A - and foreign policy advisor to Nuttyahoo’s Likit Party - Scroungestein is a class act stereotype kikester enthused with a chauvinistic opinion that the Mossad / CIA instigated dissent and linked socio-political instability - which has now snowballed and manifested into a major ‘order into chaos’ fubar across the entire Middle East region - presents a clear and present danger threat situation that makes the Great Satan’s ‘supply on demand’ role as Israel’s ‘bitch’ an imperative necessity where arms and funding are concerned.

Speaking at a ‘Mitt the Moron’ Romney GOP fund-raiser to get the rogue ZioNazi state’s mendicant message across, Scroungestein declared “To maintain our military hegemony in the region we need more nukes and delivery options so we have a leg-up on the old Cold War philosophy of Mutually-Assured Destruction – specifically an Arab Muslim 'Total Assured Destruction' capability - so the likes of Iran and Hezbollah won’t dare retaliate when we carry out a sneak pre-emptive strike to decimate Tehran’s nuclear research programme.”

“Hence the Kenyan cuckoo in the White House - this Barky O’Barmy who is no more than a Zionist of convenience - needs to have the Pentagon and Joint Chiefs increase their emergency inventory of military equipment in Israel and step up joint military exercises with our IDF troops to demonstrate to these oil-rich Arab Hagarene Muslim scumbags their commitment to maintaining our regional Big Bully status.”

“This is especially crucial with the Russian and Chinese leadership cadres getting smart to the Project for an New American Century being renamed the Foreign Policy Initiative – and both a cover for our Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion agenda – which is so near to being achieved if these Shanghai Cooperation Organisation weren’t hell bent on blocking our UN / NATO humanitarian intervention strategy in Syria – and stopped vetoing our bids for a pre-emptive military strike on Iran’s nuclear research facilities.”

“What is wrong with these heathen goyim meshuggenahs – they have some death wish and object to God’s Chosen People claiming their ‘Promised Land’ – from the Nile to the Euphrates – and beyond – as far as Baron Rothshite wants to stake the Zionist claim?”

Regardless of their perpetual cultural obsession with things kosher, usury and foreskins, the tactics of the Israel Lobby plumb the depths of dishonour and indecency, due their litany of character assassination, selective misquotation, the wilful distortion of the record, the fabrication of falsehoods, and an utter disregard for the truth.

Hence fuck the Rothshite crime syndicate and their New World Order capital of Jerusalem. Plus fuck Israel and the Great Satan and the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion – or the Project for a New American Century – or the Foreign Policy Initiative or whatever they choose to label this game plan devoted to their Brotherhood of the Snake cult and insidious god of greed: Mammon.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a politically-incorrect hostile environment infested with Māḡēn Dāwīḏ ZioNazi psychopaths and may contain elements of sickening Israeli schadenfreude, along with anti-Semitic paranoia, Holohoax ‘victims’ propaganda, unqualified arrogance, racist apartheid innuendo, lashings of Yidster hudaibiya, kvelling, hasbara and chutzpah - and quantifiable amounts of utter lunacy – along with nano-particle traces exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and a chemtrail residue of bush telegraph innuendo - plus a total disregard for the statutes of international law, human rights and the niceties of a polite and civilised society.

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