Friday, 8 June 2012

Scameron: Obeying his Master’s Voice

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Foisting on the population of Broken Britain this illusion of his credibility and competence as a world-class socio-political leader, our public school elitist PM, Posh Dave Scameron, has now gone into ‘Euro-Dynamic’ hyper-drive mode to push the Rothshite crime syndicate’s end game Protocols / New World Order plan for a Greater European Federation.

Speaking ahead of a meeting on Thursday with the dumpy troll of a Kraut Chancellor, Angela ‘Schicklgruber’ Merkel, the moronic Scameron stated for the public record that no one leader should be singled out as being responsibility for the financial clusterfuck now blighting Europe (and too, the entire World) as all were equally culpable of gross incompetence in the running (ruining?) of their core national commercial models and inherent economies.

The propaganda gospel according to Scameron claims Germany, as the only nation in the 27 member community with a few bob and a functioning industrial system, cannot be expected to resolve the eurozone crisis alone - as a whole series of measures are required. These must include surrendering sovereign – and too cultural – identity - plus control over national budgets – and finally accepting a totalitarian state of EUSSR Federalism as a fact of life.

Scameron was giving his prognosis shortly after Spain’s bonkers budget minister, Crystalball Montezuma arrogantly rejected IMF suggestions that its troubled DagoBank required foreign assistance to remain solvent due a mega-outstanding €1 trillion worth of debt to foreign investors – when in the next breath they did an about-face - begging and screaming for an immediate bailout of €90 zillion that makes the Greek snafu look like chicken feed.

Speaking in Oslo, Norway – a non-EU member - where for some asinine reason he is holding talks with the Prime Minister on the eurozone fubar, Scameron told the media "speed is of the essence" in dealing with the crisis.
“Every day that the European economies are waiting for bailout funds like manna from Heaven will be days when people go drawing their sodding money out of the banks and making things a damn sight worse. Hence we need to get our economies moving before the bloody Indians and Chinks step in and buy us all out at fire sale prices.”

Conversely, the BBC's political correspondent Fellattia Titwank opined that since the UK was not a user of the doomed single currency, there was always a limit to how much attention, if any, eurozone leaders would pay to Scameron’s hysterical Chicken Little blather as he is already regarded by Brussels as being more full of shit than a Christmas goose.

Quite rightly too, with Broken Britain not being part of the blighted eurozone, Scameron’s pontificating on how the EUSSR should solve the euro insolvency crisis stinks of gross hypocrisy. A bit like a purportedly-celibate Roman Catholic Church ‘pontificating’ (no pun intended) to the faithful – and any other fucker or their dog with an ear to listen to their hypocritical waffle about contraception: them that don’t should not preach to them that do.

Meanwhile, the chairman of the UK’s Treasury Select Committee Andrew Tiresome (a graduate of the Wilkins Micawber Institute of Economics and yet another Tory frog who dreams of being a toad) has called for the International Bank of Hyper-Inflation, the Debtocracy Bank of Zurich, and the Shylock Bank of International Usury to play greater roles in resolving the eurozone's structural weaknesses and lead contingency planning for Greece getting the hoof and becoming a province of Turkey.

Tiresome, the most boring Tory MP Shitchester has ever been lumbered with, claims the IMF should evaluate the costs and benefits of a smaller euro area since Germany is unlikely to agree to maintain the citizens of Greece in the style to which they have grown accustomed – unemployed, homeless and starving.

So there we have it – the old tip-toe ‘problem-reaction-solution’ approach to force feed the fatally-flawed 27 member community – regardless of them not being euro currency users – into Federalisation, where the lot – cradle to grave – is dispensed by the high panjandrum administrators of a graft and corruption-ridden Brussels-based EUSSR President for Life (hopefully not Anthony Charles Lynton Bliar).

Alas, when 99% of humanity operates according to the dictates of its stomach and sex organs there exists a confounding glitch in the perceptions of mass human consciousness that derails their understanding of what the fuck is actually going on in the world and works to their collective detriment.
Hence it all comes down to reality versus rhetoric as the powers that be wish to anaesthetise public debate and stifle the barrage of contradictory opinions regarding the economic chaos that has resulted through very bad management and the practice of crony capitalism.

As Heinrich von Kleist might well opine: “The EU is a vile, living, breathing monument to dishonesty and corruption.”

To misquote the French ‘Age of Enlightenment’ philosopher Diderot: “Europe will never know socio-political stability nor prosperity again until the last remaining crooked politician in the EUSSR’s graft and corruption-ridden Brussels Parliament is strangled with the disembowelled entrails of the last of the Rothshite crime syndicate’s banksters.”

Thought for the day: Okay, these elected political leaders are supposed to be smart – and too have all manner of ‘experts’ to consult who are possessed with more degrees than an industrial thermometer, yet none seem to make mention of the very simple fact that the Capitalist system is fatally flawed and wants mending with a new one.

Preferably a game plan that no longer involves fractional reserve lending, interest rate swaps, derivatives speculation, CDS credit default swaps and commodities futures - nor an usurious ‘typical APR of 1,250%’.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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