Rio+20 Summit Okays Corporate Greed

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The United Nations farcical Rio+20 sustainable development conference in Brazil has turned out once again to have been a total waste of time and money, with multi-national corporate stooge world leaders adopting the tried and tested ‘Gordon Geko’ political declaration that ‘Greed is Great’ – a press statement hammered out the previous evening over the sanguinary bodies of those socio-moralistic morons foolish enough to tread the path of dissent and object to the genocidal aims of the New World Order’s Zionist bankster-dominated forum.

The major stumbling block to achieving accord on sustainable development goals also proved to present the same Catch 22 situation as in previous years. In the words of U.N. spokesman Shylock Scattstein, interviewed on the Sky Plunder Channel’s ‘Environmental Pillagers Hour’ programme, “How can we achieve any form of sustainability when there are nigh on seven billion people on Earth comprising the human herd, with 99% living beyond their means, on credit – and the remaining elitist 1% living off them in the time-honoured ‘Divine Right’ parasite fashion?”

“While we do need to implement Agenda 21 sooner more so than later, and eradicate 95% of the useless eaters with one of Big Pharma’s weapons-grade bird or swine flu viruses, then we simultaneously cut our own throats and wipe out corporate profits as there will be no fucker left to buy anything and keep up with the exorbitant PPI payments and usurious heaps of interest on their bank loans and credit cards every month - and where will the mega-bucks corporate performance bonuses come from then, I ask you?”

“Plus we have over a billion people living in extreme poverty around the Third World, who, zero credit ratings besides, don’t even have a pot to piss in – and the voracious banksters are still pushing their flawed global warming scam to impose the money-spinning carbon credits cap and trade exchange market on these very nations based on the dodgy, manipulated data churned out by Al 'Hypocrisy' Bore and that Neanderthal moron Rajim Jaffacake and his gang of corporate-funded stooges at the graft and corruption-ridden Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change - and too the University of East Anglia’s Chicken Little Institute for Constructive Weather Forecasting.”

“And let me tell you, that is proving to be one of the greatest propaganda challenges of our time, especially so with 10% of the common herd waking up to the fact they’re getting shafted and starting to think for themselves.”

Both Ox-Rat and Twat-Watch, the international environment and development monitor charities, claim that the Rio+20 agreement is more scent than substance and too weak to tackle social and environmental crises – and the best they could possibly achieve viz ‘green issues’ was to release a statement declaring that multi-national corporations shouldn’t be so greedy – which equates to expecting the Devil to attend Mass and Confession and repent his sins.

Proposals to enshrine the God-given right of the Third World’s poverty-stricken peasants to have access to clean water, adequate food and modern forms of energy – (especially in the case of the marginalised Palestinian population of the Gaza Strip, besieged inside their own once-sovereign nation) - raised rounds of raucous laughter from the ranks of US, Israeli and European delegates.

Alas, it all comes down to the same old status quo: at best a constant fight to get a foot on the first rung of the social ladder – and at worse, a battle for survival between the Have’s and Have Not’s of this cruel world – the 99% versus the 1% - the bottom feeders and pondscum who worship before the altar of Mammon, and for whom there is no such thing as ‘Enough’ – only ‘More!’

The U.N.’s Scattstein concluded “There will always be some malcontent and their dog whingeing and complaining over natural resource exploitation and pollution, but what they don’t realise in their congenital ignorance is the fact that if we clamp down on illegal logging in the rain forests or building nuclear reactors for the Japanese, or manufacturing depleted uranium munitions and cluster bombs and land mines, then look at all the people that’s going to put out of work and see queuing up at the Jobcentre.”

“So these malcontent socialists need to see the big picture and get with the New World Order programme. Forget asking all these awkward questions and get out and find a job, pay their bills and taxes, have their winter flu jabs – and embrace the culture of the Liverpool Care Pathway euthanasia policy for a sustainable society. They need to be part of the solution and not the problem.”

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Thought for the day: Hmmm, no mention of CO2 for a change. As George Carlin stated so eloquently, the Earth doesn't need saving. Old Mother Earth and Nature, the Gaia Principle, have survived billions of years of upheavals, volcanoes, earthquakes, asteroid strikes, gargantuan tidal waves and the ensuing mass extinctions – and ten Millenniums worth of human activity is a blink of the eye in geological, cosmic terms – we haven’t even made a dent.

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