Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Construction workers and their Yamam border guards, assigned to building yet another extension of Israel’s never-ending Great Apartheid Wall – with this 30-foot high stretch proposed to run from the Negev Desert shithole of Eliat on the sewage-ridden Gulf of Aqaba a hefty 165 miles NNW along the border with Egypt to the besieged Gaza Strip enclave – came under ambush from Egypt-based Jolly Jihad muhijadeen freedom fighters who apparently don’t agree with the land-grabbing Chosen People usurpers policy of partitioning up their Muslim brothers’ once-sovereign state of Palestine and flogging it off to a bunch of illegal kikester settlers.
Yetzer Hara, the Israeli Minister for Hasbara, informed the Hudaibiya Gazette that scores of heavily armed Arab gunmen had infiltrated from the turbulent Sinai Peninsula into southern Israel and opened fire on a convoy of vehicles carrying workers and building materials from Eliat to ‘The Wall’ and had also detonated an explosive device – described by Colonel Ratsach Shochet of the IDF’s Half-Cock Brigade as “something that went ‘Bang’ - possibly a bomb.”
It was later discovered that this incident was quite possibly due one Islamic Jihad militant detonating his suicide vest after Rabbi Sheldon Sheenyberg chased off a pack of scavenging dogs seen feasting on a mix n match assortment of dismembered arms and legs at the site of the explosion - behind the St Shylock’s Synagogue for Latter Day Nekeshers.
As per their customary ‘schadenfreude’ vicious response to any such military action – regardless of actual culpability - Israeli PM Bobo Nutyahoo ordered the IDF’s 21st Ethnic Cleansing Regiment to carry out a series of vicious punitive strikes against the hapless civilian population of the Gaza Strip, besieged behind the infamous Great Apartheid Wall in the biggest Nazi style concentration camp in the known Universe.
Under cover of darkness the 21st ECR were joined by a force of the IDF’s Hafganat Koah Brigade and drove their Meshuggenah IV battle tanks and CAT D8 bulldozers through the Rosh Tahat checkpoint into the marginalised Strip and devastated the Shaheed al Semtex Mosque, the Limping Cow Dairy, the Rachel Corrie Memorial Hospital, two schools, a nursery and the last remaining orphanage – along with squashing the orphans and a gaggle of foreign human rights activists under their tracks.
The resulting trail of gratuitous chaos and havoc was described by UN medics and the Red Cross workers as the worst war crimes committed by the IDF since the genocidal Operation Kill Every Fucker 22-day duration military blitzkrieg was visited upon the ‘captive hostage’ coastal enclave over the Festive Season (Peace of Earth and Goodwill to all Men) Christmas holiday of 2008 / 2009.
The knee-jerk reaction from Hamas Gaza Gangsters and the Al-Qassam Brigade took the international Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions campaign a step further towards militarisation by then targeting the southern Israeli town of O’chel Batachat and blasted Felix Fagin’s kosher matzo and hamantaschen cookies stall with a barrage of their home-made ‘Kikester Killer’ rockets.
Thought for the day: Questions raised in this week’s copy of the Pound of Flesh magazine focus on where the Zionist psycho’s Great Apartheid Wall building will end.
Critics claim Israel’s war-mongering PM Bobo Nuttyahoo – a die-hard follower of Ze’ev Jabot the Hutt - the founder of the most radical, racist, and militant form of fanatical Zionism devoted to an ideology of Jewish supremacism, racial and religious segregation, and the creation of Greater Israel stretching from the Nile to the Euphrates (and far beyond) – who called for an "Iron Wall" to be built in Palestine – is dedicated to achieving the Jabotinskyist dream.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
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