Qatar Suffers Fatal Delusions of Grandeur

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Busy little bully boy bees, al Qatar’s ruling Al Thani hierarchy – meddling in matters far from home and none of their concern – yet a fatal cocktail of political and militarist intrigues that shall prove to be - shaken or stirred – when the proverbial shit hits the fan and the entire Gulf region goes ballistic later in 2012.

While the obscenely obese Al-Thani tribe have been under the City of London’s ‘protectorate’ thumb dating back to the 19th century - and paid-up members of the pro-Zionist arse-lickers club since the advent of the 1990 Gulf War ‘Part One’ – aka Operation Desert Massacre - they went on to consolidate their fealty by obliging the Rothshite crime syndicate with the establishment of the Al Jezeera news media network in 1996 - to act as a pro-Western / anti-Palestinian propaganda machine maintaining the interests of Israel and their Mid-East military hegemony.

Adding to their ‘Yessir!’ subservience, Qatar’s recently rolled out the red carpet to play host to the Great Satan’s New World Order / Foreign Policy Initiative military juggernaut and hordes of GI psychos – and on dog whistle demand funnelled mega-bucks, Jolly Jihadi terrorists and caches of weapons into the effort to overthrow Gaddafi’s benign dictatorship regime - which resulted in the decimation of the entire national infrastructure (so Scallyburton and Bechtel can come and rebuild it all – at great profit) – turning Libya into an even bigger lawless, gun-toting trigger-happy fuck up than Iraq.

But that’s all part of the plan – order into chaos and the creation of a chain of totally dysfunctional Islamic societies that require the West’s guiding Christian Democratic hand to sort their shit out.

Now the al Thani gang are not only sponsoring the Syrian Wahhabi terrorist groups (Free Syrian Army – composed entirely of Libyans and Taliban muhijadeen on vacation) out to overthrow President Bashar al-Assad and install a Western-stooge regime – just like Afghanistan, Iraq and Libya – (all in preparation for the pre-emptive strikes against Iran in the New Year) – but plotting the downfall of the kleptocratic shambles that poses as the despotic government of Saudi Arabia.

The gospel according to an audio file which has gone viral on the Internet, the Qatari ruler, Emir Hamad bin Khalifa al Thani – a triple-chinned fat slob who’s never seen his own feet for years unless he looks in a mirror and is only a couple of steps away from a fatal coronary or a stroke – (or both) - informed one press hack from the Camel Bonkers Gazette that Qatari troops would occupy Qatif in Saudi Arabia’s Eastern Province and the Al Saud regime will disintegrate.

“The regime of King Abdullah bin Abdul Aziz al Fat Git and his 5,000 hangers-on royal princes is exhausted and powerless to control the country - and the army cannot confront our forces in Qatif now we have the backing of the US bases here in Qatar with their invincible MQ-9 Reaper drones and Shitehawk missiles – hence we shall emerge the dominant Arab power in the region and take possession of their Ghawar oil and gas fields. Insha’Allah.”

Hmmm, sounds like the bonkers al Thani mafia have taken a page out of the warmongering Israeli ZioNazi regime’s Hasbara Handbook with this latest outrage of chutzpah and their ambitions surpassing intellect. While they might well claim hereditary grazing rights to every hotel lobby carpet in the Persian Gulf region, this poses no less that an arrogant display of impotent sabre-rattling – that might just manifest as a terminal attack of unqualified brazen hubris.

Is this ruling dynasty of moronic sodomites and kiddie-fiddlers so fucking stupid as not to understand they’re simply another muppet stooge state to be used as a doormat while it suits the Western aggressors?
Any delusions they have of being a Middle East ‘power player’ in the New World Order / Greater Israel game plan will be dashed when they learn to their dismay that neither the Rothshite crime syndicate's Zionist state or the Great Satan play well with others - nor like to share their toys – or spoils.

Silly Qatar – obsessed with big ideas and reliving the halcyon days of Shaikh Jassim. A deluded little bully state now become - that has the enervated support of Posh Dave Scameron’s Tory-dominated Libservative Coalition government in Westminster – plus a bit of US and Israel clout behind it right now – but just watch the sparks fly when they start sparring up against Iran.

‘Dawlat Qatar’ - this flyspeck peninsula poking out into the Persian Gulf like a festering tumour – or more fittingly – a gangrenous haemorrhoid – hanging off the arse end of Saudi Arabia’s Ash Sharqiyah region – is going to end up in a very sorry state if they continue down this fatally-flawed path of aggression plotted for them by the Great Satan.

Thought for the day. Why can’t Qatar simply be content to become the first Arab state to host the FIFA World Cup in 2022 – a dubious privilege they secured thanks to a spot of all-round bribery and corruption by their bid committee members Sheikh Fizzy al Kaseltzer bin al Thani and the ultra-smarmy disgraced pariah / ex-Asian Football Confederation President Mohammed bin Hammam?

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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