Oxford College Touts BSc in Child Porno

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The gospel according to the web page of the Oxford & Cherwell Valley College principal and CEO, one Sally Dickhead, states for the public record: “We pride ourselves on the fact that our educational facility has something for everyone. We are all members of a vibrant and diverse community, and are passionate in assisting each individual to achieve their potential – the druggies, bullies, alcoholics, sadists and paedophile psycho sickies included.”

Despite this gregarious salutation that might well have been copied verbatim from the portals of the Vatican’s Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith (formerly the Inquisiton), members of staff - and too pupils past and present - are pointing the fickle finger of fate at the college management, who stand accused of collaborating in a sinister conspiratorial cover-up and whitewash of a veritable smorgasbord of disgusting and criminal pursuits that have manifested as being part and parcel of the approved college curriculum over the past four years.

Besides rampant rumours of Satanic black masses and the sacrifice of second-hand virgins, a plethora of documented evidence and witness testimonials has been compiled regarding such institutionalised abuses as booze consumed during lectures, bullying, racism, disregard for health and safety issues, abuse of trust , and pornographic videos screened in class - plus sexual and physical assaults on pupils constituting a mere sampling of the legions of accusations lodged against the college which have risen to the surface of the cesspit over this past year.

Located just a few miles east of PM Posh Dave Scameron’s Tory constituency of Shitney, the Oxford & Cherwell Valley College hosts a website boasting to be the largest provider of further education training in the greenbelt shire – although unfortunately omits to mention the sexual assaults on female students, pupils being encouraged to have a tipple during classes, and pornographic material made available on college computers – and too the private laptops and mobile phones of staff - including images involving children – commonly referred to as ‘kiddie fiddling filth’.

Sworn affidavits are rumoured to have been filed with the Crown Prosecution Service from both male and female pupils who suffered a regime of bullying at the hands of staff – with those students who previously attempted to blow the whistle on the brutal activities to senior college managers reportedly warned off and intimidated to keep schtum – or else.

The record shows that a list of grievances filed with local authorities by a combination of the students and staff directly affected, eventually resulted in a half-arsed investigation led by a certain Ray Tregear, which proved to be totally biased in protecting the college’s ‘immaculate’ image that it simple served to cover-up the abuses.

In February 2010 the Oxford Daily Shitraker carried a story that one of the college’s male lecturers had been suspended from duties following complaints that he was treating his classes to displays of three hole clusterfuck pornographic videos and was eventually dismissed from his post under a voluntary ‘cash in hand’ compromise agreement and gagging order – one of several that are reported to have cost the college some £233,000 quid on similar ‘shut up and fuck off’ settlements since January 2010.

Whistle-blowers belonging to the sub rosa ranks of the college’s Snitch & Grassers Club further claim that although the Thames Valley Plod Squad - (notorious for kick starting the 2003 ‘Operation Moron’ search for Dr David Kelly before he even went missing) - did make some enquiries into abuse and pornography allegations, these involved a bunch of incompetent, slack-jawed plods wandering aimlessly around the college and looking into lockers and cupboards, uttering a repetitive mantra of “Ello,ello, ello – wot ‘ave we ‘ere then, eh?” – while purposely ignoring suggestions that they examine college computers for child porno’ content.

Not wishing to close on a conspiratorial note that might be construed as reminiscent of Robert Green’s encounter of officially-sanctioned cover-ups regarding his investigation of the Hollie Greig sexual abuse case involving a venal Masonic cadre of ranking establishment paedophiles in Scotland’s corruption-ridden crime capital of Scaberdeen – the Oxford and Cherwell Valley College principal / CEO, Ms Sally Dickhead and the Thames Valley Police Chief Constable Sara Thornton are both rumoured to have suspicious connections to the Women’s Leadership Network and Julia Middleclass’s odious social engineering Common Purpose political group - now notorious for its Tavistock Institute style NLP/ MK-ULTRA brainwashing abuses.

(Middleclass's Common Purpose outfit should not be confused with Common Porpoise – the latter being a 'genuine' charity acting on behalf of the welfare of distressed pelagic mammals).

Thought for the day. Obviously some modicum of verisimilitude lies in the story as the college’s purported head of marketing, Ms Ann Wilson, instead of simply dismissing such as being more at scent than substance – and hence not worthy of notice or beneath her dignity (sic) to even stoop to comment on – spit the proverbial dummy - going for the throat of the UK Column publication at a full gallop, mud-splattered and high in oath - demanding to know who blew the whistle and that the story be expunged from their cyber-pages immediately – if not sooner – or else she’d have editor Brian Gerrish’s bollocks hanging off her charm bracelet .

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Credit / link: http://www.ukcolumn.org/article/accusations-student-abuse-and-child-pornography-cover-oxford-cherwell-valley-college

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