E-Bay: RQ-170 Sentinel stealth drone

Okay, black propaganda and bullshit aside, no fucker with a minimum of two brain cells still achieving telemetry believes that the Iranians are close to cobbling together an arsenal of sophisticated nuclear weapon devices - disregarding the 'Here's One We Made Earlier' assembled units they bought from a certain Islamic member state of the USSR at the break up of the Soviet Union in 1989.

However there’s no denying the fact that via the assistance of the Chinese Peoples’ Marxist Utopia’s military and electronic warfare technicians, the Revolutionary Guard Corps have succeeded in hijacking their first RQ-170 Sentinel stealth drone and landing it intact – a factor that is pissing the Great Satan’s Pentagon panjandrums off no end – constituting the biggest embarrassment factor since the last major embarrassment when they discovered that their Commander-in-Chief Barky O’Barmy was actually an illegal Kenyan immigrant.

Sarcastic wits have inundated the Facebook and Twatter websites with predictions the Iranians will ‘clone the drone’ and start flogging them on e-Bay – and re-task the software to spy on the ZioNazi state of Israel.

Thought for the day: Fuck the Great Satan and their kikester New World Order.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a nut-infested area and may contain traces of lunacy and/or squirrel shit.

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