Tuesday, 13 December 2011

Luke Donald Out with Back Strain

Golf champ Luke Donald became the first player to actually slip a disc and collapse on Sunday while attempting to pick up his PGA Tour and European Tour money titles prize at the Dubai World Championship.

The 50 kilo ‘Race to Dubai’ trophy is a 1/10 scale model of the profligate Emirate’s very own Tower of Babel – the 29,100 foot high Burj Khalifa Hotel – which now thrusts its juvenile construct Legoland features a few meters above Mount Everest – and was specially fabricated for the golf tournament by the 2011 Scrapheap Challenge championship winning team – Hairy-Arsed Pikeys - out of recycled milk churns and railway lines left over from the UK’s last RattleTrack passenger train disaster.

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