Friday, 16 December 2011

Protest Polly: Time’s ‘Person of the Year’

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

So, who the fuck is Time’s Person of the Year? This ‘Protester’ in the gangsta mask with the ‘come to bed’ (and shag my brains out) eyes? This concealed face of treasonable dissidence visibly agitating sedition against crony capitalism and the fatally-flawed fractional reserve lending / Rothshite IMF bankster system of Debtocracy?

The eyes of violent revolt above the veil reveal the very soul of the harbinger of radical change - ready to storm the ramparts of the world’s authoritarian regimes and overthrow corrupt despots - whose fascist, kleptocratic bureaucracies are well past their sell-by dates.

The pic’ reflects the profundity of the New World Order’s contrived, agitated and funded demonstrations that have been staged during this past year - from the Tunisian Arab Spring - to ‘Bye-Bye Colonel Gaddafi’ and the decimation of the Libyan infrastructure - to Occupy Wall Street and the UK’s recent anti-badger cull rallies.

Then who is the Protester in the mask? Well, it’s definitely not the world’s most hated woman – Faida Hamidi – the arrogant slut responsible for kick starting the Arab Spring revolts.
Hmmm, is it Bill – or is it Bev? Looks a bit like a female of the species, but in this unisex / anything goes global society of ours it could well be any radical Bolshie activist twat – even a cross-dressing faggot in his sister’s Friday best mosque-going outfit.

Is it a new-look Bruce Wayne? The Lone Ranger? That celebrity fugitive nanny-basher, Lord Lucan? Martin Bormann in drag? Is it the Scarlet Pimpernel – or the equally-elusive Banksy – or the Stig? Or Kate Middleclass in a yashmak, perhaps? The Guesstimate possibilities are endless.

Are you Time’s Person of the Year? Were you the catalyst who set fire to a Tunisian fruit vendor in Sidi Bouzid’s public square and incited the 2011 Arab Spring protests? Were you awarded the Sakharov Prize for chucking cobbles and Molotov cocktails at a large government building? Have you been Tasered or CS gassed by riot police? Shot in the arse with a baton round? Bludgeoned to a pulp by Bahrain’s barbaric Plod Squad? How about pepper sprayed on campus by some fat US cop with halitosis and shit for brains?

Send your comments using the online reply form below and you could be one of the lucky winners set to receive The Protester’s cellphone number and postal address and do battle to see who can get into her knickers first.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a nut-infested area and may contain traces of lunacy and/or squirrel shit.

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