Thursday, 29 December 2011

Israel Demands Egypt Bribes Refund

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

In yet another typical display of their sickening chutzpah and giving credence to the cultural stigma for money-grubbing, the outlaw Israeli government are demanding a full refund from Egypt’s ruling military junta of the zillions of shekels in bribes they paid to deposed President Hosni Mubarak in exchange for re-writing regional history to make their pariah state look good in Egyptian educational study text books - and put the hard word on the media to play down reports focusing on their true land-grabbing terrorist rogue state image.

A member of Israel's Labor Party (sic) - Binman ben-Eliezer - a lard-arsed slob who looks like he’s two steps away from a fatal coronary or a stroke – or both – has, with brazen hubris notwithstanding, publicly called on Egyptian officials to pay back the illegal bribes that PM Bobo Nuttyahoo’s even nuttier Knesset paid to Cairo’s ruling mafia during the reign of Pharaoh Mubarak.

The bonkers ben-Eliezer informed one press hack from the Baksheesh Gazette – without producing any form of receipt to back up his claim - that Israel gave 300 million dollars to the former Egyptian dictator to change the core content of the national education materials – specifically removing any and all reference and mention of the 1948 Yawm an-Nakbah – (the start of the Palestinian Holocaust) – or the ultra-Zionist racist state’s ethnic cleansing and slow cook genocide policies against the Palestinian population – in order to make Israel look good.

”We paid that scumbag Mubarak good money to have his education ministry sterilise their history books so no reference is made that our Zionist state is governed by Ashkenazi Jews of convenience – nor any mention of our illegal settlements in the occupied territories – or the 700-plus kilometres of Great Apartheid Walls surrounding the West Bank - and besieging the Gaza Strip in the biggest SS-style concentration camp on the planet.”

“We particularly wanted the expurgation of citations to these accusations that our IDF’s Shechita Ethnic Cleansing Squad were kidnapping Palestinian children to have them murdered so their internal organs could be harvested for our black market transplant trade – and especially those references that Mossad’s psychos were responsible for the 9/11 false flag terror attacks on New York and the Pentagon.”

“When I spoke to Mubarak on the phone he guaranteed me that once the cheque cleared then he’d have the offending pages torn out of the school history books – and put a stop their Daily Shitraker newspaper referring to us as ‘the ZioNazi state of Israel’ - then calling us - God's Chosen People - hypocrites for accusing Iran of developing nukes and being in a state of non-compliance with their international nuclear obligations when we’ve already got a nuclear weapons arsenal and refuse to sign the Non-Proliferation Treaty ourselves.”

“Then no sooner is the cheque in the post when the next thing he gets overthrown and the entire regime’s out on its ear. We’ve paid to get something done – so it’s a case of non-performance and we want our money back – with interest.”

Hmmm, however much money they throw at PR in an attempt to decriminalise their actions past and present, the stigma of this chauvinist cult of Zionism and the existence of the illegal rogue state of Israel founded on another people’s sovereign lands, cannot be defended - ethically, morally or intellectually.

Further, career kikesters like ben-Eliezer and his meshuggenah mates have got more chance of shoving butter up a porcupine’s arse with a red hot knitting needle that ever seeing a single red cent of their bribe money ever paid back by Cairo’s invested martial law junta.

Thought for the day. Fuck the Rothshite crime syndicate banksters and their Zionist-Masonic New World Order global capital of Israel.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.

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