Saturday, 7 July 2012

UK Plods on Paranoia Level Three Terror Alert

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Anybody still equipped with two ounces of common sense will have diligently observed that the ‘clock’s ticking’ run-up to the kick start of the 2012 Olympic Games has provided a bountiful opportunity for Broken Britain’s graft and corruption-ridden Libservative Coalition government to further demonise our Big Society’s ethnic minority Muslim population - and too perpetuate the fictional myth of suicide-bombing martyrdom / Paradise / 72 perpetual virgins culture that lies at the core of the Islamic religion.

This consummate ‘world focus’ occasion to conjure up a London / Olympics ‘victims’ scenario along the Zionist kikester ‘Holohoax’ theme was grasped by the Cabinet’s Behavioural Insights Team - aka the ‘Nudge Unit’ - months ago to further justify the contrived ‘war on terror’ by providing a fortuitous window for Bolshie Muslim radicals to blow something or the other up.

The mandate ran that if they’re not organised enough nor inclined to seize the day then simply expedite the Force Reconnaissance Regiment and MI5 to stage another of their past Northern Ireland or 7/7 style false flag incidents: blow up a couple of bendy buses, a stand full of Boris Bikes and shoot a few Brazilian electricians -and ‘voila!’ – that vital element of public headless chicken confusion is achieved and serves to justify further steps to implement the ultimate Big Brother panopticon control system society.

One such pre-emptive step to achieving this end and priming the ‘propaganda / scaremongering machine’ was expedited over the last couple of days as the UK’s intelligence and security forces went into over-reaction mode around the Olympic stadium-located Scabby Road / Stratford area of east London and arrested five men and a woman, aged between 18 and 30, on suspicion of terrorism offences.
According to the latest reports issued by the BBC (Biased Brainwashing Corporation) the arrests relate to a possible plot involving Islamist extremists carrying out terrorist attacks on potential UK targets.

Three of those held are brothers - Jahangir, Mohammed and Moybur Jaffacake – with one of the brothers an ex-police community support officer who served with the Metropolitan Plod Squad for two years. However Scotland Yard have confirmed he had not been deployed in any specialist or sensitive roles such as the assisted suicides of senior MoD weapons inspectors or placing explosive charges under tube train carriages.

Richard Dorkmonger, a Muslim convert who now goes by the nom de guerre of the ‘Semtex Shaheed Saracen’, was also detained in the raids on pre-crime charges following his appearance in a YouTube video which had the audacity to criticise the Royal Family as a bunch of work-shy scroungers and question aggressive British military action in illegally invaded Muslim countries – acts which earned him a good Tasering from arresting officers.

The Met Plod Squad’s Assistant Commissioner Cressida Dickhead, informed a press hack from the Chicken Little Gazette that the arrests were not linked to the Olympics or Paralympic Games but rather were part of a long-running operation that was culminated on Thursday on the grounds of raising public paranoia and the TAS (Terror Alert Signal) from ‘low’ to ‘severe’ after a suspected sub-nuclear explosive device – disguised to resemble an electronic cigarette - was discovered on a Preston to London bound Megabus in Staffordshire.

OMG! Criticism of the Royal Family and British neo-colonial military aggression in Muslim countries is now a ‘terrorist offence? What the fuck next, might we ask?
We’re blighted with stop n search orders under Section 60 of the Criminal Justice Order Act of 1994 that allow searches without reasonable suspicion.

We further have the Police Reform & Social Responsibility Act 2011; the Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act; and too the Police and Criminal Evidence Act - Section 19 of which means Plod Squad thugs can seize any item they consider might just contain evidence in relation to an offence – such as your snot rag, socks or a pack of Polo mints.
Then we have the Community Safety Accreditation Scheme which bestows any and all from the Renta-Thug Agency: PCSOs and Community Enforcement Officers, Bailiffs, Special Constables, Tipstaffs, Traffic wardens, Water bailiffs, Wildlife inspectors, ‘Wheelie bin recycling technicians’ - and a host of other like officious psycho social misfits - with the powers of life and death over the hapless public.
And to cap the insanity we have the Protection of Freedoms Act 2012 – a joke in itself - which does no such thing.

So, what have Scameron and Co got lined up next? Copies of the US / Great Satan’s ‘Violent Radicalization and Homegrown Terrorism Prevention Act’ and ‘National Defence Authorization Act’ - whose Section 1021 sanctions the indefinite military detention of American citizens without charge or access to legal representation.

Hence any acts of bad-mouthing the wicked Windsors or questioning what the fuck British troops are doing torturing Iraqi dissidents in Abu Ghraib Prison, then you’re likely to be branded as suffering from ‘Oppositional Defiance Disorder’ – a mental condition which emanates from surfing alternative news websites, asking awkward questions, thinking for oneself and hence disbelieving what the government and mainstream corporate-fascist controlled media tell you.

‘ODD’ is an aberrant ‘non compos mentis’ affliction that requires the sufferer to be interred in some remote gulag and treated with a veritable cocktail of full strength psychotic medications – or, alternately, in grand Stalinist fashion, a 9mm parabellum Black Talon round through the back of the head.

Hmmm, cradle to the grave Nanny State indeed. Obviously not got Mary Poppins or Nanny McFee setting the ‘responsibility of care’ agenda.

Thought for the day. Hopefully – Insha’Allah - sweet fuck all of an untoward / violent nature occurs to make a balls-up of the Games, such as staging an impromptu Freestyle Armageddon Event for the closing ceremony.
Conversely it might be worth a laugh if they actually stage the Project Blue Beam alien invasion – with lots of wicked Windsor look-alike Reptilians.

Regardless, fuck Big Brother – and his sister – and their ‘transparent’ paranoia-generating false flag schemes - and the New World Order.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

There's definitely some false flag terror scam planned for the Olympics. Either going to arrest the perp's in the act and justify the overkill security operation.
If they do stage a terror strike and it comes off with massive civilian casualties then that only goes to prove the 50,000-plus security op' was a waste of space - or - serves to prove even tighter security measures are needed.