Clinton Slams Russ and China viz Syria

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The rug-munching US Secretary of Sleaze, Hilarious Rodent Clinton, went into venom-spitting mode on Friday as Russia and China refused to kowtow to pro-Zionist warmongering pressures and give their Security Council nod for a UN-sanctioned invasion of Syria by NATO forces on ‘humanitarian intervention’ grounds – to oust President Basher Assad’s Bathtime Party regime and install a Western ‘proxy Democracy’ pro-globalist, compliant stooge government – as per Afghanistan and Iraq.

During a so-called "Friends of the Syrian Rebel Army" meeting in Paris on Friday - which both Russia and China boycotted as one-sided - the haggard Clinton, looking to be in dire need of a Botox top-up and infuriated by the fact she was not getting her own way - launched one of her customary scathing attacks against Moscow and Beijing’s intransigence to do what her kikester masters are demanding and warned they “will pay a price” for their support of a truly Democratic Syrian self-determination policy – (civil war) – where the last man standing is the winner.

However, the Mena Mafia’s Matriarch is conveniently forgetting – or in total denial mode over – the fact that both President Vlad Putrid and Premier Wen Jailbird are sick to the back teeth with the Great Satan’s ZioNazi neo-colonial belligerent acts of aggression and destabilisation against resource-rich / strategically placed Third World dumps to enforce regime change, install Western-complaint puppet governments and open up their bourses and markets for the Rothshite crime syndicate’s central banksters and twenty types of commercial trash and tat.

Russia and China, two military powers the Great Satan and their Zionist controllers in London and Tel Aviv do not want to mess with – unless bent on a self-harm suicide mission – are of one mind concerning the Project for a New American Century / Foreign Policy Initiative (read ‘Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion’) agenda of aggression towards achieving global domination.

Obviously asking themselves “Who’s next on the Great Satan’s ZioNazi conquest list?” they are politically and militarily aligned via their ‘Shanghai Surprise’ anti-Western expansionism cooperation pact – along with co-signees Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan and President Borat’s Kazakhstan (plus the soon-to-join Islamic Republic of Iran) and ready – and able – to counter any encroachment on their own sovereign territory natural resources and areas of strategic border consequence.

Typically, and while struggling to overcome her Cro-Magnon IQ limitations and the stark fact her ambitions far surpass her mental abilities, Clinton and the White House Kenyan cuckoo Barky O’Barmy are still adhering to the shelf life expired doctrine of carrot and stick / friend or foe that has driven the good ole US of A’s colonial meddling since the invasion of the Philippines in 1898 – and promoting only one side of the political argument.

Specifically that the Washington-aligned (and funded) rag-arsed Syrian rebels are to be the next Damascus government – with Assad & Co arrested on war crimes charges (or preferably dead) – so the Israelis can with impunity then expedite a full-scale saturation bombing / ground invasion of Lebanon and oust Hezbollah, prior to annexing both blighted countries and inflicting a programme of political cleansing – plus complete their stalled ethnic cleansing genocide agenda against the hapless Palestinians to clear the West Bank and Gaza Strip coastal enclave for illegal Israeli settlers.

Thought for the day: Fuck the Great Satan and the Rothshite crime syndicate and their New World Order.

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