UN Moralist Slams Israeli Barbarians

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Doubtless that she will henceforth be labelled an anti-Semite – and a Holohoax denier for good measure - the Assistant UN Secretary-General for Humanitarian Affairs, Catherine Bragg, known for her righteous moral indignation concerning the plight of the Palestinians under the ZioNazi Israeli military occupation, has again expressed her deep concern to Shylock Scumberg, the Knesset’s Minister for Evictions & Land Acquisitions, for those rendered homeless after the criminal demolition of their properties by the IDF’s thugs and has called for ending the contrived racist policies and unjust laws that deprive the Palestinians of their right to support themselves.

In a press release following her three-day visit to the occupied Palestinian West Bank territories Bragg stated “I am extremely concerned about the humanitarian impact of demolitions and displacement on Palestinian families as such actions cause great human suffering and run contrary to international law – which the Israeli regime snub their big noses at and ignore with impunity - and hence must be brought to a halt.”

“The marginalised Semite Arab Muslim populations of the West Bank and besieged Gaza Strip suffer relentless persecution and human rights abuses under the jackboot of the barbaric fascist Israeli occupiers of their once sovereign state of Palestine. This is a people now oppressed, subjugated, disadvantaged, disenfranchised and discriminated against – to list just a few of the adjectives that describe their hapless lot in life imposed by the racist regime of Prime Minister Bobo Nuttyahoo and his war criminal-infested Knesset.”

“Let’s take a reality check here as this well-meaning Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions (BDS) campaign might well have modest effect on Israeli overseas commerce but it is never going to force the government’s hand to call a halt to the illegal destruction of Palestinian properties and the outright theft of their lands to accommodate the hordes of scumbag settlers.”

“What we need is the Zionist lobby hoofing out of the UN and legislation passing – with a resolution enforced by UN troops – or the homicidal NATO – to reverse the effects of the 1948 Yawm an-Nakbah – the Day of the Catastrophe – and restore the Palestinian’s lands to a minimum of the already UN-mandated 1967 boundaries.”

“These Ashkenazi mongrel Jews of convenience infesting the Knesset and making up these inhuman laws – none of them belong here – but back in the ghettos of Europe.”

“The world is sick and tired of their ‘victims’ mantra – and this fabricated Chosen People and their Promised Land by Divine Right fairy tale. That piece of deceptive fantasy has been given rein for far too long and it’s about time the international community clamped down on it and demand a halt to Israeli expansionism and a return to the pre-1967 borders.”

“To wit, if a satisfactory response is not received and implemented by these arrogant kikester war criminals, then send in UN troops to enforce it and evict these illegal settlers from the West Bank, then demolish this despicable racist Great Apartheid Wall that has turned the Gaza Strip into the biggest Nazi-style concentration camp on the planet.”

“We’ve had just about enough of the Rothshite bankster syndicate and having Israel as their crime empire’s capital – and all their black propaganda and hyperbole aimed at Iran and their civilian nuclear power programme to provide an excuse for a military attack and overthrow the legitimate government and so install another Western-compliant puppet Shah.”

“The real threat to world peace are the mad dogs running the outlaw, rogue state of Israel who possess an illegal covert nuclear weapons arsenal and have never signed the Non-Proliferation Treaty – and have a stranglehold on US – and too all Western government’s foreign policy initiatives - and are bent on maintaining their military hegemony in the Near / Mid-East region and achieving the criminal agenda of their Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion – under whatever name they choose to put on it today – such as this sinister New World Order.”

“We need to have these war-mongering lunatics muzzled and put on a tight leash and bring an end to their incessant Operation Gladio false flag attacks on Allied Western targets that get blamed on Mohammed al Patsy and Co, just to stir up hatred and further demonise Islam as a cult of suicide bombers.”

“The first to go needs to be this back-arsed Russian bigot Avigdor Lieberman. Whoever heard of a Foreign Minister who was a neo-fascist – apart from Ron Ribbentrop. The man’s a certified gangster with a bad racist attitude problem - a career hater of Gentiles – of the goyim – and his continued presence in the Israeli cabinet is intolerable.”

Thought for the day. There exists now a maxim agreed between Christians and Muslims, and too Jews of conscience alike, that there will never be any form of peace for the dispossessed Palestinians or the Holy Land until the last Zionist usurper is strangled with the disembowelled entrails of the last of the Rothshite crime syndicate’s military-industrial scumbags.

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