MPs: Mudrock Not Fit For Purpose

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Neither Rupert ‘Gidday’ Mudrock, or his pet son Jimbo, are fit persons to be trusted to host a barbie down at the billabong for their cobber mates, let alone an international media company such as the behemoth pro-Zionist News Corporation and its myriad mood / opinion-setting news satellites – and if they were honourable Japanese gentlemen with a moral code – instead of being low-life mongrel Aussie types – they’d commit ritual seppuku and put matters right.

Well, that’s the opinion of half the House of Conmans MPs comprising the ranks of the Culture Committee, who yesterday made public their damning report into the News Corp. hacking and plod bribing / corruption scandal - with a split of six ‘Yea’s to four ‘Nay’s due contrary, sycophantic Tory members refusing to endorse the report and branding it as ‘not very nice to Rupert’.

The Culture Committee, comprised of five Tories, five Labour and a token Lib-Dum MP, interrogated a gaggle of journalists and editorial bosses from the now-defunct News of the World, as well as Met Plod Squad officers and lawyers for the legions of hacking victims.

The BBC News Channel's top dog political correspondent Norm Snott claimed the report was mortally damning, with the crunch statement that ‘Raving Rupert’ was now a bloke stained by the type of notoriety that damns the low life’s who hang around public toilets - or go curb crawling alongside children’s playgrounds, handing out sweeties.
“This is a blow to the very heart of the Mudrock side of the Zionist crime syndicate that systematically control 96 percent of the world media - questioning Capo Rupert’s integrity and his honesty – which is about time the arrogant twat was shoved under the glare of public and judicial scrutiny for his sins."

The MPs began their inquiry in July 2011 following fresh revelations that exposed the historic extent and scope of hacking at the gutter press tabloid newspaper, with reported victims including friends of Jack the Ripper’s Whitechapel prey - and the families of casualties of the London Blitz.
The Committee heard evidence from Mudrock Snr and son Jimbo, sworn on a mixed stack of Bibles, Torahs and Korans, that Rupert – a self-styled hands-on proprietor - didn’t have a clue that this culture of hacking was standard News of the World editorial policy to get the low-down on a story and some scandalous filth that smelled ‘newsworthy’.

They unanimously agreed that Mudrock displayed excellent powers of recall and grasp of detail when it suited him but the facts and evidence presented to the Committee indicated he, at best, turned a blind eye to the culture of hacking and bribery and corruption – and possibly encouraged it.

While the arse-kissing Tory MPs objected specifically to the report branding Mudrock ‘a lying old twat who inspires one to count their fingers after shaking his hand’ - Labour MP Tom Watson told the media that the responsibilities and blame for the failings of News Corporation governance lay at the very top – with ex-NoW editor Rebekah Wade Brookes presiding over the hacking / bribery culture - and the adopted policy had been to cover up rather than seek out wrongdoing and discipline the perpetrators.”
“To this end witnesses – the Mudrocks included - have been in contempt of Parliament and judicial punishment should be imposed.”

The report further criticised Director of Public Prosecutions Keir Stammerer and the former Acting Deputy Commissioner of the Met’s Plod Squad John ‘Bahrain’ Yates for failing to investigate the initial hacking claims – noting for the record that rumours abounded that both were the recipients of Mudrock largess.

Media regulator Ofcom is now studying the Committee’s report, along with the statutes of the Broadcasting Acts 1990 and 1996, and reviewing Mudrock’s eligibility as a fit and proper, responsible member of polite society to continue his stewardship of a broadcasting licence.

So, if it wasn’t for bad news, then Rupert and his gang of tossers wouldn’t have any.

To wit: the Leveson Inquiry’s judicial probe into press standards, and investigating the extent of unlawful or improper conduct at News International and other newspaper groups – and too the original dodgy police probe into the phone hacking scandal.

Operation Whodunnit – the police investigation into alleged phone-hacking at the News of the World.

Operation Twat Hunt – the police investigation into inappropriate payments to officers (bribery and corruption) by News International.

Operation Hacker – the police investigation into allegations of computer hacking by News International staff and contracting Third Parties.

And last but not least, the civil action suites filed by the zillions of alleged hacking victims.

Regardless of the Culture Committee’s conclusions, and the Labour MP’s branding Mudrock ‘a crook’, or Louise Daphne Bagshawe Mensch, the Tory MP for Corgis, claiming the report was partisan and too critical - as Rupert deserved better – the stench of a witch hunt and hypocrisy permeates the air as the whole political caboodle have courted various branches of Mudrock’s media empire at some time or other – and none more than that smarmy, disingenuous oick Cabbage Patch Dave Scameron - who was so far up the ginger-mingin Rebekah Wade’s fat, hairy arse you could only see his toes poking out

To misquote the French ‘Age of Enlightenment’ philosopher Diderot: “The media will never print the truth until the last Rothshite crime syndicate ZioNazi is strangled with the disembowelled entrails of the last of their News Corps propaganda-promoting scumbag stooges.”

Thought for the day. Within the Oxford English Dictionary’s indexed lexicon of 750,000-plus words there is none that accurately describes Rupert Mudrock or his dishonest condition - however it has been unanimously agreed by a conclave of hacking victims that the word CUNT comes pretty close.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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