Thursday, 17 May 2012

Holier-than-Thou Hypocrisy Strikes Again

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Former Bosnian Serb army commander, 96-year old Rat-trap Mladic, has finally gone on trial at the International Criminal Court in The Hague for war crimes – a mere 20 years after the conflict in Bosnia kicked off with a Yugoslavia-wide ‘National Genocide Week’.
This socio-political 'order into chaos' transition saw all sides bollocks deep in each other’s blood and guts as they competed for the coveted Balkans ‘Ethnic Cleansing’ and ‘Fiendish Atrocity’ awards which date back to the 12th Century Muslim incursions and the Battle of Kosovo in 1389 where Serbian monarch Stefan Lazar Hrebeljanovic and his First Team faced off on the infamous Field of Blackbirds against a motley crew of unwashed Ottomans led by Sultan Murat the First (aka the dirty Turk who invented work).

The fractious General Rat-face Mladic, who appeared in court wearing his habitual Camberwick Green souvenir military cap and looking like Captain Snort from Pippin Fort, faces numerous counts of war crimes and crimes against humanity, including rape and pillage, torture and genocide – plus accusations of being an all-round evil twat - in connection with the brutal 1992-95 Bosnian war – actions which earned him the notorious sobriquet of the Butcher of Srebrenica after he ordered all Bosniak and Croat prisoners to be tuned into cufte, cevapi and sudzuk (sausages) following the 1995 Serbian Synchronised Firing Squad Dance competition finals.

Mladic, known by the nom de guerre of ‘Ratty’ to friends and victims alike, is accused of orchestrating the massacre of more than 7,000 Muslims and Albanian swan roasters at Srebrenica in 1995. He is further charged with responsibility for the 44-month siege of Sarajevo during which more than 10,000 people died – an accusation he described to the court as ‘a right old crock of shit’ – claiming there were no more than five thousand – and demanded a plea of ‘not guilty by reasons of hyper-inflation’ be entered on his behalf.

Described by the Dutch prosecutor Fellattia van der Gamm as “A right nasty piece of work” and responsible for the worst atrocities in Europe since Hitler incited the Nazi Holohoax of World War Two, the pre-trial hearings have been viewed as a pantomime and characterised by ill-tempered outbursts from Ratty Mladic, who heckled the presiding Dutch Judge, Alphons Oriole, branding him as ‘Washington’s stooge’ and a ‘Zionist-bought dildo’.

The case has stirred up strong emotions, with prosecution witnesses shouting such derogatory and scandalous comments of ‘murderer’ and ‘baby-eater’ from the court gallery – yet while Ratty's critics might label him a barbaric homicidal maniac, to thousands of Serbs he’s a national hero and the best thing since sliced bread.

To wit, Ms Mingeeter Godermiche, director of the Serbian Nationalist website, slammed the entire trial as a smoke and mirrors travesty of justice which serves as a further example of Western hypocrisy and propaganda to portray the Balkan conflict as the fault of only one side - the Serbs - led by Harry ‘The Slob’ Milosevic and the much-maligned Ratty Mladic – both of whom they regard as ‘true patriots’.

“These Zionist tossers in Washington and London can have their NATO psychos bomb the living shit out of our country with their noxious depleted uranium 'mutant' munitions, then make up false flag excuses to invade Afghanistan and Irag – and Libya and now Syria and Yemen and Somalia – and Iran before the year is out – and have their assassination drones indiscriminately murder anyone old enough to bleed – and turn a convenient blind eye to the Israeli’s theft of Palestine and the ethnic cleansing and human rights abuses visited on the populations of the West Bank and Gaza Strip on a daily basis - but when we have a bit of a civil war to remark our national boundaries and get shut of a bunch of social pariahs, then our political and military leaders are seized and brought before kangaroo courts as criminals.”

“Okay, so how about Dubya Bush and Tony Bliar and their successors - the gay guy in the White House, that Barky Obama and that other prat in Downing Street – Cabbage Patch Dave Scameron? When are they going to get their collars felt and brought to The Hague in chains to answer for their crimes expedited on the orders of their shadow government Zionist bosses?”

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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