2012 Olympics Orwellian Security ‘Scary’

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Okay, any fucker and their dog who can read or use the cyberweb will have heard that 2012 marks the End of Days – that’s when ‘time runs out’ - if for some odd reason you’re stuck in a trans-dimensional space warp due living near a black hole - or still using the souvenir Mayan office schedule calendar some well-meaning twat brought you back from their vacation in Mexico.

However, the gospel according to the Mayan Apocalypse prophecy states that it all goes tits up on the 21st December of this fateful year – (just in time to make a total fuck of Christmas – so bollocks to sending greeting cards and gift vouchers) - and most definitely not during the summer months fortnight of the 27th July to 12th August, during the staging of the Games of the XXX Olympiad.

Thus we ponder on the ridiculous over the top and out of proportion security measures being set up for the Olympics – from an original figure of 10,000 Cro-Magnon gorillas from the Renta-Thug Agency, the current – and rising - count is now 23,7000 - with 12,000 extra trigger-happy morons from the Met’s Plod Squad and 7,500 squaddies checking visitors to Olympic venues – all to be supplemented by legions of the good ole US of A’s FBI agents and their career kiddie fiddling perv’ TSA gropers to help protect the American competitors.

A further 5,000 military from the 18th Cannon Fodder Regiment, including their vaunted special operations 1,000-strong ‘Slow Reaction Force’ will assist the Met police operation – and an extra 1,000 military from the 25th Body Bag Brigade assigned to be on the streets providing logistic support and help guard us from Jolly Jihadi Islamic terrorists out to lay waste to our democratic freedoms.
So, little wonder the bill for fielding a total security force of 41,700 personnel has knocked a hole the size of Croydon in the budget as it soars past £1 billion quid.

No shit, Sherlock – plus there’ll also be a fleet of Raytheon’s Reaper MQ-9 hunter-killer UAV drones stacked with pods of Shitehawk missiles cluttering up London’s skies and keeping a watchful remote eye out for manky Muslim flying carpets loaded with peroxide and black pepper bombs – ‘and’ a Royal Navy battleship anchored in the Thames at Greenwich ready to deploy Marines and SBS troopers into action if al Qaeda decide to send in an armada of scuba-rigged Semtex suicide vest mujihadeen with their sights set on blasting the fuck out of our iconic Mean Time or the sacred Meridian.

Really, let’s get back to common sense here - what the fuck are these people expecting – a rehash of the Battle of the Somme? A coordinated attack by the likes of the Jamaat Shariat, Abu Sayyaf, Al Qaeda, the Muslim Brotherhood, Lashkar-e-Taiba, Jaish-e-Mohammed and the Umayyad Revolutionary Council – or Saladin’s Saracen hordes resurrected by Allah’s vengeful hand and descending on Marshgate Lane’s Olympic Stadium riding a fleet of purloined Boris Bikes?

Doubtless all the hype and systematic propagation of lies and exaggerations will be focused on Iranian-backed Jolly Jihadi terrorists from Hezbollah and Hamas and their infernal ability to launch a devastating barrage of anxiety attacks and dirty bomb propaganda warheads on the Christian infidel West within 45 minutes – for the sole reason they hate our democratic freedoms – and have no chance of winning an athletics gold medal themselves – unless it’s in the freestyle Bomb-Chucking event.

And if the Islamic crazies don’t feel up to staging a terrorist attack on the Olympic venue, MI6 and Mossad’s psychos won’t be too far away and most certainly have another 7/7 style false flag attack planned and ready to scare the shit out of the Metropolitan population and tourists alike – with the fickle finger of fate pointing straight back to Tehran – and providing the raison d'être for declaring yet another illegal war.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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