Friday 2 November 2012

NatWest Freezes Jail Bait Jimmy’s Estate

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

‘Jail Bait’ Jimmy Savile's £4.3 million quid estate and assets were yesterday frozen in a state of suspended animation by the appointed NatWest Bank trustees who fear with the mounting allegations of groping, molestation and outright rape the aforesaid estate might well be encumbered with a payout bill for shedloads of compensation to the late dirty DJ’s sexual abuse victims – an amount one canny bankster exec’ guesstimated might total up to ‘lots and lots of money’.

The now-reviled groper's last will and testament was written in 2006 and bequeaths his cash stash and other assets to 26 separate beneficiaries, which include the St Sodom’s Church for Latter Day Catamites; the Doggers Wood Three Hole Fudge Club; the Lord Longford-Wolfenden Masonic Trust for Paedophile Affairs; the Leeds Morticians Necrophilia Endowment Fund – and bonny (devolved) Scotland’s elitist Aberdeen-based Judicial Nonce Society.

An article in yesterday’s Pederasts Weekly confirmed that the NatWest Bank, which is acting as the executor and trustee of the ‘Jim'll Fuck It’ presenter's will, has halted the distribution of the celebrity child molester's £4.3 million quid’s worth estate and assets due the gravity and scope of the burgeoning allegations of sexual abuse.

The gutter press red top tabloid claims to have obtained a copy of the dodgy DJ’s final will which instructs that £200,000 nicker in cash was to be shared between a group of BBC officials who covered up his paedo’ peccadilloes – with a further £600,000 quid to be put into a trust fund, with the interest shared between eight Yorkshire hillside shepherds to ensure their continued silence concerning certain acts of zoophilia involving woolly farm animals.

One of the eight named benefactors confided to press hacks that “This Savile character woz a right weirdo, wot wiv the blonde hair-do an’ butterscotch tartan pants – an’ he used ter park his fancy Jag’ up at our farm then go off for long walks on the moors an’ come back smelling of KY Jelly an’ wet sheep.”

The remainder of the estate - just under £3.7 million before expenses - was to be held by the NatWest Bank on behalf of The Jimmy Savile Groupie Gropers Trust.

Savile's estate was previously put on hold last July after a 40-year old woman, Georgina McSkanger, came forward claiming the DJ had an affair with her mother (Bev Titwank) in the 1970’s, and as his illegitimate daughter she considered herself entitled to a rather large slice of the estate under the statutes of the Inheritance (Provision for Family and Dependants) Act 1975. Nice one Georgina – join the queue.

Hapless detectives are currently going round in ever-decreasing circles following 400 different lines of inquiry as part of the investigation, while the ‘holier-than-thou’ Beeb has launched a half-arsed inquiry into the culture and practices at the fudge and paedo-infested corporation in the era of Savile's alleged reign of sexual abuse.

From an originally under-guesstimated 20 victims groped by Jail Bait Jimbo, this figure has steadily increased to a couple of hundred raped - and now, since the mention of £££ mega-bucks compo pay-outs to victims, the tally is shooting up at a geometric rate into the thousand figures – and all claiming to have been his unwilling three hole suck n swallow sex slaves – with even his own niece swearing on a pick n mix stack of Bibles, Korans, Torahs and the Book of Moron that she had her snatch groped by Uncle Jimmy since 12 years old.

Doubtless now the compo’ flood gates have been breached, the alleged victims emerging from the past with claims of sexual abuse are set to mount up from here on in – and include a litany of celebrity gob-smacked groupies, BBC canteen dinner ladies, to cleaning staff to hospital nurses and patients, to abused orphanage inmates, to head-banging Broadmoor lifers – with ambulance-chasing attorneys set to do the rounds of mortuaries and graveyards to dig up (sic - no pun intended) any evidence of systematic corpse abuse.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Brilliant sly mention of serial kiddie fiddler Frank Longford and his connection to the poofter-legalising Wolfenden Report.

MacDuff of Stonehaven said...

Call for new investigation into the Bryn Estyn boys home, Wrexham north Wales abuse scandal will fall on selective hearing ears.
Beeb again coerced into not mentioning politically-connected and rich and shameless names.
How about closet fudger Sir Peter Morrison, Lord Alistair McAlpine - and the self-outed Conservative Monday Club's Derek Laud for starters? Then we have Ted Heath, Lord Louis Mountbatten, to name but a sampling of the establishment bigwigs and senior civil servants addicted to kiddie fiddling.
Of course the PTB are terrified if this can of worms gets totally up-ended then the European paedo ring connections will be exposed - along with the fact all threads connect to Dunblane and Masonic paedo pimp Hamilton and Lord Cullen's 100 year gagging order to protect the guilty - and on to Aberdeen and the continued denial and coverup of the Hollie Greig sexual abuse and serial rape of special needs and disabled children scandal involving ranking members of the notorious pederast city's judiciary - and onward to Edinburgh and the Freemason Speculative Society bum boy deviant / paedo-infested Holyrood.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20182106

Quinn said...

Add convicted curb-crawler Lord George Wigg and public toilets soliciting / notorious cottager Willie Whitelaw to the index - along with the bisexual bumboy / paedo Liberal Whig scum: Jeremy Thorpe, Mark Oaten and Cyril 'Who ate all the Pies' Smith.

Gilly said...

Last week Susan Smith, a Labour party councillor and social services committee member for the St Martins ward in London's Lambeth borough, along with her transvestite lover, who jointly subjected a minor to a three week rape ordeal, was jailed for 18 months - and boyfriend Ronald Lineker for three years.

Geordie Jack said...

Ex Deputy New Labour Party Lord Mayor of Peterborough, John Johnson has been hauled in to face charges of downloading the most sickening images on the internet involving the rape and violent abuse of small children. Johnson was charged with downloading hundreds of images of child molestation. Some of the images depicted sadomasochistic rituals with children being tortured and raped by multiple adults. The prosecutor Mr Giles Beaumont said: “This charge relates to an extreme level of child pornography. Some images involve animals”.

Magistrate Michael Flanagan declined jurisdiction and called for the case to be heard before a crown court.’ Trial date is November 6th 2012 at Peterborough Crown Court

Kimberley said...

Take a look at the Holier-than-Thou Tory Party's affiliated Groucho Club website - a haven / forum for kiddie fiddlers.

Kelly said...

Does Ed Sillypede or his gang of misfits ever vet their politico apparatchik members?

Labour Party Paedophile Councillors delibrately getting jobs in schools to be near children

Three times New Labour Council candidate Richard Harris was arrested at his home in Union Street, Exeter and his computer removed for child protection officers to examin. He stood as the New Labour Party’s man in Three wards, St Leonard’s, Heavitree and St Thomas which are renowned areas for Primary Schools in the wards around Exeter.

Harris was arrested with a list of 500 children’s names in his possession. According to neighbours, “officer’s handcuffed the Labour Party activist at his home in Union Street and bundled him into a vehicle that sped off at high speed”.

Harris was charged for offering the Juniors money to have sex with him. He said to police officers when interviewed ‘I felt mostly turned on by children.’

Other Labour Party affiliates that have had jobs in Schools and have been found guilty of Paedophilia are: Keith Potts, Nelson Bland, Greg Vincent, Alec Dyer Atkins, Paul Diggert, John Friary, Steve Carnell, Adrian Cirket, Richard Harris, Darren Geoffrey Pedley (on trial in October) and Ben Williams.


Finlay said...

Glasgow Labour councillor William O'Rourke finaly gets suspended after Labour pressure from Parents against paedophiles, after saying about a 9yr old girl being raped ‘Did she want it to happen?’’
The Labour councillor who could well find himself sacked after being suspended after saying dispicable comments about the case in a personnel appeals committee meeting in which he was the chairman last February.

O’Rourke has also been sacked from his other jobs - the Strathclyde Police Authority and two other Council owned companies

McTavish said...

High time we started seeing the names of the elitist paedo scumbags from Scotlands kiddie fiddling capital of Aberdeen listed in the shit raking media - starting with the bent Grampian police and Crown Office judiciary who sexually abused and raped Hollie Grieg for years along with a score of other special needs children

Dylan the Nonce Slayer said...

Aye, too right, Aberdeen's untouchable establishment nonces are well overdue their reckoning.
Just wait, if they keep arresting and prosecuting Englishmen for exposing their crimes then it will eventually backfire on them and bring the whole corruption-ridden den down on the heads of the perverts and fudging deviants infesting the Crown Office and SLAB and the SNP scum ruling the Holyrood roost right now.

Anonymous said...

A LIST OF SOME OF THE KNOWN PARTY POLITICAL CHILD SEX OFFENDERS


Tory Party General election candidate, Michael Powell - Convicted and jailed for 3 years for downloading hardcore child porn.

Tory Party Liaison Manager on the London Assembly, Douglas Campbell, who's job includes running the Tory GLA website. Arrested for allegedly downloading child porn. He is currently suspended while the Police investigation continues.

Labour Councillor (North Lincolnshire) David Spooner - Convicted and jailed for 1 year for masturbating in front of 2 young boys.

Tory Party Councillor (Folkestone - in Leader, Michael Howard's constituency), Robert Richdale - 41 year history of crime, involving 30 convictions and 5 prison sentences. Richdales enormous criminal record, which covers 10 pages of A4 paper, includes convictions for assault, theft, causing death by dangerous driving, forgery, drugs offences, possession of an offensive weapon, and sex attacks against underage schoolgirls. The Tory Party election campaign literature described Richdale as "a family man" who had a "compassionate personality"

Tory Party Councillor (Wickbar/Bristol) Roger Talboys - Convicted and jailed for 6 years for multiple sex attacks on children.

Tory Party Councillor ( Stratford-upon-Avon ) Christopher Pilkington - Convicted of downloading hardcore child porn on his PC.

Labour Councillor (Newton Aycliffe) Martin Locklyn - Convicted and jailed for 15 years for sexually abusing 3 14-year-old boys.

Prominent Labour Party activist Mark Tann (who has met Tony & Cherie at Party functions) recently got a 15-year sentence for raping a 4-year old girl on 2 separate occasions.

.Tory Party MP (Billericay) Harvey Proctor - Stood trial for sex offences of a sado-masochistic nature against teenage boys.

Tory Party Mayor ( North Tyneside ), Chris Morgan - Forced to resign after being arrested twice in 2 weeks, for indecent assault on a 15-year old girl, and for suspicion of downloading child porn.

Labour Party activist and serial child-molester Mark Trotter, who died from AIDS before he could be convicted.

Labour Councillor (Manchester), George Harding - Charged with indecent assault on a girl of 12.

Tory Party councillor ( Coventry ), Peter Stidworthy - Charged with indecent assault of a 15-year old boy.

Tory Party Councillor (Folkestone - in Leader, Michael Howard's constituency), Robert Richdale - 41 year history of crime,

Labour Mayor (Westhoughton/Lancashire) Nicholas Green - Convicted and jailed for 10 years for 3 rapes and 13 counts of indecent assault.

Labour Councillor (Manchester), George Harding - Charged with indecent assault on a girl of 12.

William Straw - Son of Labour Foreign Secretary, and former Home Secretary - Jack Straw, was cautioned by Police for drug dealing, amid a frantic Government attempt to cover up the matter and gag the media as to his identity. Jack Straw also has a brother who was convicted of a sex attack on a schoolgirl.

Homosexual mass murderer; Dennis Nielsen, who strangled and dismembered 16 young men in the 1980`s, was also a highly active member of Labour fringe groups such as the Anti-Nazi League, and the SWP. That's when he wasn't busy boiling peoples heads in a pot, or masturbating over the corpses of his victims.

Lib-Dem Council candidate (Tower Hamlets), Justin Sillman - Convicted and jailed for 2 years for sexual abuse of young boys.

Lib-Dem Councillor and Mayoral Candidate ( Sheffield ), Francis Butler- Prosecuted for indecent assault of a young boy.

Lib-Dem Councillor ( Stockport ) Neil Derbyshire - Sexually assaulted a 16-year old boy in a public toilet. He was caught with a plastic bag containing lubricant, plastic surgical gloves, a condom, and underpants.

Lib-Dem Councillor ( Preston ), Bill Chadwick - Charged with: Making an indecent photograph of a child, Incitement to rape, Incitement to murder, Incitement to kidnap, and Incitement to torture. Chadwick's gay lover - Alan Valentine, is also a Lib-Dem councillor.

Nonce Watch Caledonia said...

William Straw - Son of Labour Foreign Secretary, and former Home Secretary - Jack Straw, was cautioned by Police for drug dealing, amid a frantic Government attempt to cover up the matter and gag the media as to his identity. Jack Straw also has a brother who was convicted of a sex attack on a schoolgirl. Lovely family!

Hamish said...

Nonces without, Westminster, Whitehall and Edniburgh are chocker with rent boy bummers posing as respectable married men - and a lot have a predeliction for underage pussy and arse too.

Keltie said...

Yep, some interesting names listed above - all we need now is to add the 7,250 names on the index of Operation Ore - slapped with a media gagging order by Tony Bliar back in 2003.

See the URL link below for a real list of UK based paedo's.

http://www.amsosa.com/ore.htm

Anonymous said...

Another list of child molesting twats that should be shot on sight and fuck these police cautions and Sex Offenders Register bullshit.

http://conspiracytruths.co.uk/mpscovictedofsexoffense.html

Toxic Tessie McSkag said...

Anthony Charles Lynton Blair (Tony Bliar,former PM of the UK) ... at Bow Street magistrates court for importunity in a public toilet with an underage rent boy - while Peter Scandalson, later to become Vermin in Ermine, allegedly pulled his pants up double-sharp and did a runner.
So much for the rest of Parliament's 649 duffewrs when the PM's a raving paedo poofter.

Keltie said...

The North Wales Bryn Estyn Masonic Paedo's Retreat inquiry's gonna get re-opened - now the vultures are coming home to roost and the skeletons are rattling - and some fuckers are quaking in their boots.
Pity about Scotland and devolution else we could have forced a reopening of the disgraceful Hollie Grieg serial rape scandal too and prosecuted a bevvy of kiddie fiddling porridge wog nonces - which would leave the Sheriff's courts and Grampian / Edinburgh police stations empty.

Hashtag said...

Let's not forget Lord Scandalson of the Felchers either - he likes buggering little boys bums from his days at the ultra-private Masonic Satanist paedo rape sessions in Belgium's elitist castles in the deep dark woods of the Ardennes - introduced into the circle by Thatcher-era fudger and paedo Geoffrey Howe.

Anonymous said...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20258447

Rusty's memory and information sources are spot on – see 4th October post:

http://thesatirestall.blogspot.co.uk/2012/10/jimll-fuck-it-notorious-salford-nonce.html

How’s about that for justice catching up with you years down the road?

Jimmy Savile's former chauffeur and a second man have been arrested over historic rape allegations not directly connected to the Savile inquiry.

Police said a 71-year-old - understood to be Savile's ex-chauffeur Ray Terret - and a 61-year-old were arrested at an address in Altrincham, Cheshire.
(probably Terret’s house – famous for the ‘Grab-a-Groupie’ parties back in the 70’s and 80’s.

Terret is a convicted child molester and was Savile’s Mini-Me apprentice / sidekick / driver back in the Salford / Broughton Friday Disco Club days – then went on to become known as Ugli Ray Terret, a Radio Caroline North and Piccadilly Radio DJ and copped for a six month prison sentence in March 1999 for raping a 15-year-old girl.