PA’s Abbas Nixes Third Intifada

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Long-suffering Palestinian activists have denounced their lard-arsed excuse for a President – the lackadaisical Mahmoud ‘Three Chins’ Abbas, who recently proclaimed on their behalf that he would ensure there would never be a Third Intifada, or uprising, against Israel – and for giving up the ‘right of return’ to his place of birth in the usurped state of Palestine.

Interviewed by Yetzer Hara on the Tel Aviv-based Hasbara Channel’s ‘Schadenfreude Hour’ programme whether he expected to return to Safed, the hill town in the northern region of Galilee, where he was born in 1935, Abbas stated for the public record that "It’s my right to see it but not to live there. Palestine is now for me whatever the Knesset’s Ministry for Expropriation of Palestinian Lands say - with Jerusalem as Israel’s capital.”

“This is now and for ever, since the 1948 Yawm an-Nakbah (Day of the Catastrophe) – the start of the Palestinian Holocaust – with the West Bank remaining occupied and being diminished in area with every passing day by the encroachment of the illegal settlements - and the Gaza Strip enclave remaining besieged behind the Jabotinskyist Great Apartheid Wall in the biggest Nazi style concentration camp on the planet - with the hapless population suffering a campaign of slow cook genocide. This is our fate under the jackboot of Zionism.”

Following the interview, Abbas spoke with Shylock Scattstein, a press hack for the Pound of Flesh Gazette, confiding his fears that “Hey, this is the way the cookie crumbles as I don’t want to go out like my predecessor, Yessir Marrowfat - upsetting the Knesset’s psychos with an intransigent attitude towards the West Bank occupation and their illegal settlements - and have one of the manky Mossad’s Kidon Unit assassins dose my morning cuppa with radioactive polonium and end up terminally poisoned and dying in some poxy Paris medical clinic.”

As if to prove his total subservience to the ZioNazi racist regime, Abbas further denounced the international Boycotts, Sanctions and Divestment campaign against Israel goods in Europe – and anywhere else a moral conscience still holds sway – especially so goods with a 729 barcode that indicates produce grown or mined in the stolen West Bank territories by usurping kikester commercial interests seeking to profit on the backs of the rightful Palestinian owner’s loss – including Hamantaschen cookies and Mama Fagin’s ‘Miracle Matzo’.

Conversely, Mohammed al Ka-Boom, a ranking politburo member of Hamas’ Gaza Gangsters and commander of the feared Shaheed Semtex Suicide Brigade, informed media hacks “Fatty Abbas’ statement is his own craven opinion and does not express that of the Palestinian people – in the West Bank or here in the Gaza Strip.”

“The Palestinian refugees, victims of the 1948 Diaspora, our Shoah, have the right to return to their cities, villages and homes from where they were forcibly expelled. This is written in stone for us and not some political bargaining chip."

Faisal ibn Himar, founder of the Electronic Intifada website, denounced Abbas’ ‘couldn’t care less’ attitude regarding the future of any united Palestinian state.
“He is a traitor to his own people and their aspirations of statehood, that ignores his own genetic Semite DNA and becomes the Philo-Semite / Judeophiliac stooge of these Khazar-Ashkenazi Jews of convenience running the Knesset and the rogue apartheid state of Israel – the Caucasian likes of Lickit Party PM Bobo Nuttyahoo.”

“Abbas is the Knesset’s ‘yes-man’ who has grown complacent with captivity in the land of our fathers – which has now manifested as the Rothshite bankster syndicate’s global crime capital – Israel: home of state-sponsored terrorism and run by the Edomite Mafia.”
“Perhaps if Abbas continues in the role of president of the occupied West Bank’s Palestinian Authority there should now be the Māḡēn Dāwīḏ flag flying over their offices.”

Regardless of their perpetual cultural obsession with things kosher, usury anti-Semitism, the Holohoax - and snipping foreskins, the tactics of the Israel lobby plumb the depths of dishonour and indecency, due their litany of character assassination, selective misquotation, the wilful distortion of the record, the fabrication of falsehoods, and an utter disregard for the statutes of international law – and ‘the truth’.

Hence fuck the Rothshite crime syndicate and their New World Order capital of Jerusalem. Plus fuck Israel and the Great Satan and the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion – or the Project for a New American Century – or the Foreign Policy Initiative or whatever they choose to label this game plan devoted to their Brotherhood of the Snake cult and insidious god of greed: Mammon.

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