Tory Scum Block Palestinian UN Bid

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Broken Britain’s pro-Zionist ‘Friends of Israel’ Foreign Secretary Willy Vague is on the ball following a quiet word from the Rothshite crime syndicate and has ‘suggested’ that the UK (in all truth and reality the Tory Party) is likely to abstain in a key vote on upgraded diplomatic status at the UN for the marginalised Palestinian ‘Arab Muslim’ population of the outlaw apartheid state of Israel (formerly Palestine).

In a pathetic self-preservation bid to escape the fickle finger of fate pointing at the Zionist stooge sign hovering over his pointy head, Vague informed one press hack from the Shifty Shylocks Gazette that the UK would not vote against the petition, but wanted assurances that the Palestinians would seek to re-establish peace negotiations with Israel without pre-conditions – (such as demands for ‘peace’) otherwise he would be have to follow orders and abstain from the vote.

This vote is viewed by many ZioNazi watchers as yet another symbolic milestone in Palestinian ambitions for statehood about to be thwarted by criminal kikester elements of self-interest using the likes of Vague to keep the marginalised residents of the occupied West Bank and Gaza Strip where they belong – in bondage – while the nutty Knesset’s genocidal strategists continue to ponder on a Hitleresque Final Solution to the ‘Palestinian problem’.

(Well, let’s be realistic here, they can’t really use the Samson Option on them as that will make a total fuck of the Promised Land in the process).

Making a statement to House of Conmans MPs yesterday, Vague set out the conditions that Baron Rothshite and PM Bobo Nuttyahoo and the rest of the paranoid, certifiably-psychotic kikesters (those Khazar-Ashkenazi Jews of convenience) running the apartheid state of Israel think are necessary if the Tory Party dominated Libservative Coalition is to back the move to upgrade the Palestinians from their current non-member observer status to permanent non-member observer – without portfolio.

The first so-called condition is for an indispensable assurance to be given by acting PM Mahmoud Abbas that the Palestinians were committed to return to negotiations with Israel without any conditions concerning a halt to the on-going theft of their lands and the continuing construction of illegal settlements across the occupied West Bank.

Further the Palestinians must also agree not to seek membership of International Criminal Court (ICC), as any move to extend the jurisdiction of the court over the occupied territories or the besieged Gaza Strip could get PM Bobo Nuttyahoo’s Likit Party government in trouble for their human rights and wrongs abuses – and litany of war crimes.

However, in the absence of these assurances, the UK would abstain on the vote, which is consistent with the general apathetic view held by Western politicians for the principle of a future Palestinian statehood enclave in some dusty corner of the Greater Israel.

Really, has this closet case dipshit Vague ever looked at a 1948 map of Palestine – the Yawm an-Nakbah version - the start of the Palestinian Holocaust – the Palestinian’s ‘Shoah’ - or even a 1967 borders edition of the same?

Since this useless dogwanker of a Quartet Peace Envoy, Tony ‘Tosspot’ Bliar, is as much use as tits on a bull in implementing any form of negotiated peace accord in what was ‘once upon a time’ Palestine, then in light of these new ‘apartheid’ proposals being pushed by Israel’s hard-line Jabotinskist Jews of convenience such as PM Bobo Nuttyahoo and the racists running the Knesset, perhaps the UN should recruit the services of Broken Britain’s Tory PM, Posh Dave Scameron, to get involved on a personal level to push his Big Society concept so this self-promoting Chosen People - these sociopathic barbarians with their vaunted ‘higher culture’ - might get along with their Palestinian neighbours – the people whose country they stole by force of arms.

Thought for the day. Let’s not forget that there’s no mention of any such thing as a Palestinian homeland (such as ‘Palestine’) in that great Russian Tsarist work of anti-Semitic forgery – the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion’ – which the kikesters claim is a counterfeit hoax on a grand scale.

If it is a forgery, then surely the 24 Protocols weren’t crafted by the Okhrana but centuries earlier – by the likes of the prophet Nostradamus - as every single one has manifested in actuality – and the remainder blossoming on the vine if we consider the good ole US of A’s ZioNazi dominated Brotherhood of the Snake’s Mid-East geo-political schemes with their Project for a New American Century / Foreign Policy Initiative / Greater Israel strategies.

Regardless of their perpetual cultural obsession with things kosher, usury anti-Semitism, the Holohoax - and snipping foreskins, the tactics of these Israel warmongers and their US- based AIPAC lobby plumb the depths of dishonour and indecency, due their litany of character assassination, selective misquotation, the wilful distortion of the record, the fabrication of falsehoods, and an utter disregard for the statutes of international law – and ‘the truth’.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a politically-incorrect hostile environment infested with Māḡēn Dāwīḏ ZioNazi psychopaths and may contain elements of sickening Israeli schadenfreude, along with anti-Semitic paranoia, Holohoax ‘victims’ propaganda, unqualified arrogance, racist apartheid innuendo, lashings of Yidster hudaibiya, kvelling, hasbara and chutzpah - and quantifiable amounts of utter lunacy – along with nano-particle traces exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and a chemtrail residue of bush telegraph innuendo - plus a total disregard for the statutes of international law, human rights and the niceties of a polite and civilised society.

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