McAlpine’s Fusiliers in Catamite Denial

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

On the subject of ‘enhanced bullshit’, the plot thickens – even as the Plod Squad’s Operation Yewtree is reduced to a slow-cook ‘simmer’ setting following the theatrical public appeasement arrests, interviews and bailing of a bevy of sacrificial octogenarian groupie gropers and kiddie fiddling bumboys that were national household names back in the days of black and white television – in a bid to maintain the ‘cult of silence’ and distract attention from the Westminster-based Alpha Male paedo criminal ring infesting Parliament and Whitehall – to say nothing of the scumbags in Edinburgh’s Holyrood ‘Nonce Central’.

Now the BBC’s hierarchy have gone into headless chicken mode, kowtowing and apologising to His Imperial Obscenity, Lord Alistair McAlpine for ‘not’ naming him as a raving kiddie fiddler and all-round sodomite perv’ during the Newshite expose interview with Bryn Estyn sexual abuse victim Steve Messham – with a double helping of mea culpa ‘sackcloth and ashes’ self-flagellant ‘We’re so Sorry’ from Beeb DG Georgie Entwistle that McAlpine’s name was never mentioned even once during the airing of the programme.

This week’s Media Hypocrisy award must go to British Bullshit & Coverups boss G. Entwistle Esq, who after all the crap over Savile’s decades of misusing his Beeb dressing room as a personal in-house knocking shop - and official denials besides viz the rumoured spiking of Peter Rippon’s original Newshite programme expose of Groper Jimmy by the BBC – (responsibility for which has been laid squarely at Entwistle’s door) – this moron claims to have been unaware of the recent Newshite broadcast and interview with Messham until a legion of post facto complains started to roll in – from the attorneys of the guy whose name wasn’t mention in the broadcast. Que? WTF?

Hence to knobble the single storyline and marginalize other points of view the pathetic Entwistle, obeying his Master’s voice to the very letter, now states the entire Messham interview is invalid and should have been spiked as well. Nice one George – pulling the apron strings has gotta be worth a few Masonic brownie points the next time you head down to the Goose and Gridiron for a breast-bearing (shirt-lifting?) secret handshake session.

Well, the shit's hit the fan big time and Entwistle's gone from the Beeb - fallen victim to his own incompetence. Ignoring calls from critics, friends and family alike to either commit ritual seppuku, drink hemlock or defenestrate from the upper floor windows of the BBC HQ into the car park below, Entwistle chose the craven’s route and resigned - before the Trust’s board fired his arse - not so much for taking his eye off the ball, but not even knowing the game was underway. No great loss - but that's the price of institutionalised incompetence when it finally catches up with you after 23 years of bodging the job.

To add to the idiocy of the situation, Messham, joining Entwistle on the profuse apology front, now claims that back in the early 1990’s the Denbighshire police investigators, (members of the Plod Squad’s very own Custodes Pacis Masonic Lodge) acting under orders from career kiddie fiddler and ranking Mason, Superintendent Gordon Anglesea, showed him a series of photos and one he picked out as a habitual visitor to the Bryn Estyn care home and inmate abuser they duly informed him was none other than His Holiness Lord Alistair McAlpine – henchman to the Tory’s menopausal madness Prime Minister, Maggie Thatcher.

So, what are we faced with here – a ‘Whoops!’ factor mistake on the part of the Denbighshire police – a gross accidental oversight – or a frame up / blackmail / extortion job of Biblical proportions? Regardless, McAlpine, along with a bevy of Tory party mandarins, were never even named and shamed - let alone arrested and prosecuted following the Waterhouse Inquiry (read: ranking Freemason-ridden Whitewash Inquiry coverup).

Well, mistaken identity is one way of viewing the snafu if you’ve an IQ that tops 100 - if multiplied by 3. However for the more canny and socio-politically aware members of the common herd that loves a good conspiracy, then this story beats anything by Hans Christian Anderson and the Brothers Grimm – or a Mossad false flag Muslim terrorist attack - hands down.

Sure, we’d expect the plods to have Messham view a file containing photos of the usual suspects – convicted paedos and Santa Claus impersonators especially – plus a selection of celebrity DJs and Tory cabinet ministers – and perhaps up-coming Labour party apparatchiks such as Anthony Charles Lynton Bliar, due his 1983 Bow St Magistrate’s Court conviction of ‘importuning’ (soliciting man sex) in a Westminster public toilet.
But why the fuck would they include one of Lord Alistair McAlpine if he wasn’t in their kiddie fiddling suspect index - unless part of a photo file of major British construction company directors that included members of McAlpine’s board, along with Costain, Tarmac, Wimpey’s, Laing, Taylor-Woodrow and Balfour-Beatty – fielded just to confuse the issue and inquiry at hand.

Whichever oblique angle this latest Masonic coercion / manipulation of testimony and evidence is viewed from, the entire clusterfuck defies logic. It’s a piece of Oriental legerdemain: damage control - by causing the damage – and is going to come down to yet another travesty of justice denied.
For if Alistair McAlpine didn’t cornhole Steven Messham at Bryn Estyn or Wrexham’s 5-star Sodomites Rest Hotel then no-one did and hence the entire sexual abuse saga has been concocted by nasty Asbo orphan types from dysfunctional families out to smear the good name of British Freemasonry and extort a series of whopping compo’ settlements.

To wit, here we have the start of the predicted campaign of disinformation from Nonce Lodge Central to steer attention away from the guilty political elitists and members of the blue-blooded (read inbred mongrel) Second Estate. Ergo, if there is one case of mistaken identity (and there’s not) then it’s all a load of bollocks and a politically-orientated black propaganda scam to make the Tory Party – and the BBC – and ‘Jail Bait Jimbo’ Savile look like a cabal of groupie gropers and paedo bum bonkers.

Thus the speculative question must be posed: has Mr Messham been ‘got at’ and his continued existence on this Earth in mortal form threatened – or accepted 30 pieces of silver to reverse his earlier ‘dead cert’ testimony? Will there be a six-figure McAlpine cheque clearing in Messham’s all-new numbered Swiss bank account this coming week? Hmmm, regardless of denials, something stinks in Denmark – and it isn’t Hamlet’s socks.

The Beeb are apologising to McAlpine for ‘not’ naming him as a paedo as soon as he mentions 'lawsuit / sue / libel'. Yet back in 1998, this prick, heavily involved in a network of Brotherhood secret societies, including the Freemasons, was publicly labelled as a paedophile by the investigative magazine, Scallywag and in David Icke's 'Biggest Secret' - and never uttered a single word of denial or threat of suing against either publication.

For those who enjoy a flutter, Flatbrokes, the UK’s ubiquitous High Street bookies, are offering 5/2 odds on the Beeb’s former chief operating officer Caroline Thomson stepping into Entwistle’s clogs, with Ofcom chief executive Ed Richards at 3/1; current director of news, Helen Boaden, at 5/1; and acting director general Tim Davie lagging behind – as always – at 8/1.

Have you ever been groped or sodomised by a celebrity DJ or Tory cabinet minister? Perhaps by a New Labour or Lib-Dum Alderman – or a UKIP or BNP or Green Party representative? How about being forced to gobble the CEO of a major construction company after having your sphincter stretched? Have you taken part in a satanic black mass ritual and seen your Tory MP shape-shift into a big lizard? Could you pick out Alistair McAlpine in a police line-up of the usual suspects?
What do you feel the BBC should apologise for ‘not doing’ next? Take responsibility for introducing the AIDS virus to Africa - or their part in the slave trade – or the sins of the British Empire – or the Opium Wars - or faking the Apollo Moon landings?

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