Tuesday 20 November 2012

Gove Pushes Dodgy Kid Care Policy

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The gospel according to the UK’s dingbat of an Education Minister, Michael ‘Pob’ Gove, thousands of vulnerable sprogs should be snatched from their dysfunctional parents and shoved into government care homes to prevent them suffering a life of fear - wondering where their next hot (or cold) junk food meal and can of soft drinks is coming from - and constantly looking over their shoulder in trepidation for which paedo scumbag Mummy had accepted a few quid off – or a drugs fix - and was bringing home from the pub tonight for a game of kiddie fiddling ‘hide the sausage’ with ‘you-know-who’.

Consigning decades of child protection orthodoxy to the trashcan with his Common Purpose social engineering do-gooder’s unqualified arrogance, Gove stated for the public record that the state had for too long harboured a flawed preoccupation with the rights of biological parents when their children were better off in some nice countryside care home – perhaps in North Wales – lots of fresh air and enjoying weekend excursions to Wrexham and stay in fancy hotels overnight with some charitable and benevolent uncle figure – a celebrity DJ or director of some national construction company, perhaps.

Gove’s ‘wake up call’ and bungling intervention with matters he knows sweet fuck all about – his first ever on child protection policy – follows the publication of a damning report regarding children’s services (or rather the lack of them) at St Sodom’s on the Wold Borough Council in Smegmadale, which sparked the recent outburst of condemnation from Tory PM Posh Dave Scameron and a ‘better late than never’ acknowledgement of the fact that Broken Britain was now on a par with some basket case Third World society due our once-sceptred isle’s care homes being turned into child molesting bordellos for an elitist ring of Masonic paedophiles.

So that’s the official assessment of this slack-jawed, shit-for-brains tosser, posing as our Education Minister, on the state of the UK’s overloaded care system that’s clogged with dysfunctional families, How about dysfunctional government ministers not up to the job, we might inquire?
Just because Pob’s parents stuck him in a reed basket and sent him floating off down Edinburgh’s Union Canal towards Scotland’s kiddie fiddling capital of Aberdeen and the Beechwood Ugly Bug orphanage, to a life of getting buggered by the social workers entrusted with his care, doesn’t mean to say this should apply to all sprogs and sprogettes south of the border.

Conversely Brenda Titwank, spokeswoman for the British Association of Social Workers, informed one press hack from the Catamites Review that “Okay, we might have a problem with the quality of care in these homes – and too attracting qualified staff.”
“However, we doubt Gove’s scheme to recruit and train staff to a higher calibre based on the school education system’s Teach First programme is going to solve the problem as it lies in the fact that child care homes attract pederasts the same way lights attract moths.”

“By the same rule, our society is in dire need of facilities to cater for the marginalised children of dysfunctional families, so to say that care homes negatively affect a child’s upbringing is as foolish as concluding that because so many die in hospital, hospitals are bad for your health.”

Hmmm, a fair point, but with our NHS Trust system ridden with MRSA – and the Liverpool Care Pathway (Scouse Murder System) - then it’s an unfortunate yet accurate fact.

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1 comment:

MacDuff of Stonehaven said...

Child sexual exploitation is child abuse and a serious moral crime in any society, which the government and NSPCC claims they are committed to tackling.

So why is the Aberdeen paedo ring still operating with indemnity from police investigation and prosecution by the judiciary and the Hollie Greig sexual abuse scandal unresolved by Holyrood and the PTB?

Why, because regardless of socio-ploitical spin and media posturing these paedo protectors and their elitist ranking accomplices have their heads in the sand and are in denial.