UK Muslim School Curriculum Slammed

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Investigative reporters assigned to Channel 69’s “Poxy Bigots” programme have discovered that more than forty Saudi-sponsored students' schools and clubs across our once sceptred isle are teaching the official Saudi national education curriculum to an excess of 5,000 Muslim pupils.

The Libservative coalition government, in response to a barrage of complaints from human rights and wrongs civic action groups, has now stated for the public record it will not tolerate anti-Semitic and homophobic lessons being taught to children – Christian, Muslim, Pikey heathen or whatever, in the UK.

Hmmm, anti-Semitic – just like the non-Semite Ashkenazi Jews teach in Israel – anti-Semitism against the Palestinian population and Muslims in particular – and the rest of the world’s Goyim population that don’t have an eternal covenant with jolly old Jehovah.
Conversely, homophobic’s a bit of a shocker though, considering the Saudi’s are renowned as raving fudgers and goat bonkers.

The Tory MP for Curry Heath, the ‘Bean-esque’ Education Secretary Michael Gove, a man of limited intellect who suffers from extreme learning difficulties, told one reporter from the Daily Shitraker that there was no place for the Saudi teachings with regard to Jews or cottaging faggots in Britain – totally missing the point that the Saudis themselves are Semites – and the term is one that has simply been ‘cornered’ and forcefully kidnapped by those ‘eternal victims’ of the goyim world’s pogroms and Holohoaxes – America’s Jews and the Israeli kikesters.

One textbook, an Arabic-language classic and bedtime stories favourite, is titled “An illustrated Guide to Islamic Barbarism” – and contains full colour photos of how the hands and feet of thieves are chopped off – plus how to perform a clitorectomy and infibulate Muslim women – and organise a stag party stoning if they commit adultery.
Another work, “Jihads for Dummies”, was also criticised by Minister Gove, who commented "To my mind it doesn't seem that this is the sort of material that should be used in English schools. Whatever happened to Nip and Fluff - and Trumpton?"

Another of the curriculum’s text books instructs children to list the "reprehensible" qualities of Jewish people: with whingeing, greedy, penny-pinching, usurping, lying, thieving, grasping, belligerent and homicidal being the main adjectives listed in the answers column.

A text for younger children poses the question of what happens when a non-believer - specifically a Christian infidel - in the one true faith (Islam) dies - with the given answer being “They burn in Hell.”

Another text describes the punishment for gay sex (both butt-fucking and rug-munching varieties) as death and states a philosophical difference of opinion about whether it should be carried out by stoning, burning with fire or throwing the person over a cliff like a lemming in self-harm mode. (Well, nice to read it's not all hard-arsed dogma and there are alternatives and choices)

In a written response to the complaints and criticism, a spokesman for the Saudi Embassy in London, Sheikh Fizzy al Kaseltzer, stated such materials were often taken out of context and referred to historical descriptions – even though these practices are still carried out under the statutes of Sharia Law to the present day.
By this we mean the ‘present day’ here in Europe - we’re into the 21st Century already – 2010 to be exact - but back there in Saudi, the seat of Islam – they’re still stuck in a time warp – the year 1431 to be exact. Hmmm, beam me up, for fuck’s sake Scotty.

Educational curriculum besides, Saudi is a nation of barbarians, governed and ruled by an extended family of hypocritical alcoholics and whore-mongering sodomites.
Whereas Sharia might constitute the statutes of law, the national sport is centred around the ritual abuse of foreign migrant house maids (Sri Lankan, Indonesian or Filipina) - with extra points awarded for torture methods that result in the crippling, mutilation or outright murder of their victims.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.