Koreans Play ‘Mexican Standoff’

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The US-puppet government of South Korea, under orders to spark a military confrontation with its hard-line Communist bastion neighbours north of the Sampalseon (38th parallel), have been busy provoking the ailing President Kim Ding Dong and his Pyongyang regime by engaging in artillery practice and targeting the Nor-Kor’s Pingpong Islands group in the Yellow Sea.

In what initially transpired into a juvenile “mine’s bigger than yours” pissing contest, with one side blaming the other for firing the first shots, the South Korean Prime Minister Pak Lunch, has today publicly admitted that it was their own trigger-happy military that caused the early morning clash with the North.

However, Pak Lunch disingenuously claimed it was part of a military drill and denied any act of aggression was directed at the North.
While Seoul primarily blamed Pyongyang for what it called an unprovoked shelling of their islands in the Pingpong Archipelago, the Nor-Kor military claimed the South had violated its maritime border during the military drills – with dozens of artillery rounds purposely directed at Sudoku Island – which bombarded the ripening kimchi crops and disrupted the seasonal ginseng harvest.

In retaliation the Nor-Kor military loosed off an exchange barrage of artillery fire, consisting of some 200 DIME shells, which resulted in the levelling of the naval installations on Dum Fuk Island and killing every twat old enough to bleed.

While the AIPAC-controlled US government might well be dying to initiate World War Three with some conjured false flag attack or the other, don’t these war-mongering clowns realise it’s the arse-end of November and brass monkey winter weather around the Korean Peninsula’s demarcation zone? For fuck’s sake, why don’t the numpty Zionist chicken hawks kick start their next Festive Season war of aggression against Iran? At least it’s a bit warmer down around the Persian Gulf area.

Do you live in the area? Has your island been hit by Nor-Kor artillery shells? Was your kimchi crop affected by depleted uranium shrapnel?

Thought for the day: Who do you think fired first? Does it really matter? Both sides cry ‘Wolf’ and get international attention – and Seoul grabs another bunch of military aid. Who’s responsible? – easy-peasy, just follow the money trail and who controls the war debt.

Quote Ja’akoff Amschel Rothshite,(1744-1812) the Frankfurt am Main kikester patriarch of the Rothshite crime family syndicate: “Whoever controls the debt controls the world.”

Oh, and by the way, fuck the US warmongers and their Zionist New World Order.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.