Thursday, 11 November 2010

Sarko Exposed as ‘Sayan Dipshit’

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The hobgoblin dwarf French President Nicky Sarkozy – already about as popular as a course of chemotherapy or root canal work at the dentists – and grumpier than a fudging faggot with bleeding haemorrhoids due his chronuc lack of self-esteem condition, is this week beset with a dilemma that might see him impeached and put paid to his shifty political career for good.

To add to his massive self-esteem deficiency due his lack of vertical growth, and if his marital challenges with kinky Carla were not enough cause for concern, the Rumpelstiltskin look-alike has now been labelled by the influential French daily Le Figaro with the disparaging sobriquet of ‘Sarko the Sayan Shit’.

Le Figaro last week revealed information that the outwardly xenophobic French leader, who is known to suffer from severe learning difficulties, works for the scumbag Israeli intelligence service Mossad as a ‘sayanim’ (Yid-speak for helper) - one of zillions of kikester ‘Fifth Columnist’ treacherous citizens of countries other than Israel who cooperate with "katsas," or Mossad case-officers – often to the detriment of their own nations.

The French Brigade Criminelle and DGSE are currently investigating documents concerning Sarkozy's alleged espionage activities on behalf of Mossad, which Le Figaro claims dated as far back as 1983. According to the anonymous whistle-blowing author of the message who works for the Paris-based arm of Ox-Rat, the international snitch and grassers political abuse watchdog and passed the evidence to Le Figaro - in 1978, Israeli Prime Minister Menachem Begin ordered the infiltration of the French ruling Gaullist Party - the Union pour un Mouvement Populaire – with Sarkozy being recruited in 1983.

The shifty sayanim perform many different roles. A car sayan might be tasked with nicking a set of wheels for manky Mossad agents to use in one of their ham-fisted assassination jobs. An accommodations sayan would provide a safe alleyway to sleep in – or borrow a tent. A banker sayan could lend Israeli agents a few francs – for a typically usurious 65% APR. A doctor sayan would treat a drippy cock without reporting it to the sexual health authorities.

And a political sayan - such as Nicky Sarkozy? Obviously primed to provide political favours – and when hasn’t he always favoured the rogue state of Israel, running around with his yarmulke perched atop his widow’s peak bouffant - assiduously courting the pond scum in Tel Aviv.
The sayanim are a pool of people at the ready who will keep quiet about their actions out of a misconceived sense of loyalty to the Zionist cause - a non-risk recruitment system that draws on the zillions of kikesters outside Israel.

Such talk tends to send chills down spines, especially so those of the Arab and Muslim cultures and faiths. Yet this revelation didn’t go unnoticed in Arab capitals or come as much of a surprise as they too have their global ’sayanim’ networks – specifically the ‘Auliyah’.

Hence France's Muslim minority was far from surprised by the whistle-blower’s anonymous letters or Le Figaro 's revelations, even though some may have feigned disappointment. Others have been more forthright, such as the radical militant Radio Islam which declared "France is not run by Frenchmen, but by lackeys of the Zionist International who control the global economy through fractional reserve banking and compound usury.”

To wit, with the L’Oreal dodgy donations scandal, plus wife Carla humping her toyboys and anyone else who can get an erection, plus the outcry over his new presidential Airbus A330-200 dubbed 'Air Sarko One' costing £151 zillon quid – plus the Nazi-style forced deportations of the Eastern European Pikey communities, and most recent his clashes with workers and unions over proposed retirement and pension age changes - and the entire melange capped off with his Mossad connection exposure, Sarkozy’s up shit creek without a paddle.

Sarkozy is rumoured to be locked in talks with everyone from his PR image advisers to the treasury about the possibility of what the fuck can go wrong next – and Team Sarkozy haven’t got a clue – apart from advising the mental midget to start wearing kevlar undergarments in light of the fact his bodyguards are working overtime to protect him in the wake of the public and social convulsions his shit-for-brains political policies have caused.

Alasl, if Sarko thinks he’s got problems now, then just wait until the 7/12/2010.
Since demonstrating in the streets has brought French activists nothing positive in return, they have decided that with the real power lying in the hands of international banks and corporations they plan for a Europe-wide current account termination and withdraw their cash en masse and bring the EUSSR’s banking system to its knees. So far the anarchist scheme has 700,000 people signed up in France alone.

Hmmm, it will be interesting to see if Israel comes to their puppy-dog faithful sayanim’s aid.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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