Vague Tells Syria: “Watch it – or Else!”

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The UK’s closet case Foreign Secretary, Willy Vague, the Tory MP for Old Scrotum, acting from a safe distance of several thousand miles and getting carried away with his own illusionary self-importance, today took it on himself to warn the Syrian Arab Republic’s leadership to “Watch it!” over their kicking of a few dissident arses – or else he’d have the UN Security Council pass another No Fly Zone resolution and send in the heavies – just the same as Libya.

Vague, a moronic hypocrite who still believes wood grows on trees, informed one gutter press hack from the Warmongers Gazette that he utterly condemns the violence being used by Syrian military forces against Bolshie anti-government saboteurs and Western-backed terrorists – and further demanded accountability concerning reports that the Syrian Ba’athist government’s 14th Gingham Tea Towel Brigade had detained protesters without trial or access to lawyers at a Guantanamo Bay style concentration camp in total disregard for their human rights – threatening that the UK and its ZioNazi partners were considering the use of ‘harsh measures’ against President Assad’s Damascus regime.

Shit-stirring black propagandists and character assassins working for Ox-Rat, the pro-Zionist international snitch and grasser whistle-blowing watchdog, claim more than 2,000,000 people were killed on Monday by government forces using tactical nuclear weapons to stifle further dissent – prompting the issue of a warning for all UK citizens in Syria to get the fuck out of there as soon as possible.
Vague said there were about 700 British nationals in Syria – in addition to the MI6 and 22nd SAS Regiment’s agent provocateurs currently posing as Renta-Camel vendors as a cover for their false flag sniper-fire and grenade-tossing random killings of pro-democracy reform activists which are then automatically blamed on Bashar al-Assad’s paramilitary Plod Squad.

In a statement to the House of Conmans, the Foreign Secretary made the fatal miscalculation of announcing Syria was the next on the UN’s hit list for a round of sanctions and a forcible dose of regime change if they continued to resort to violent repression against the poor activists striving to achieve a programme of radical socio-economic reforms.

Many of the Western-backed Syrian muppet stooges are demanding that President Assad resigns, with those calls being met by an intensified crackdown in recent days as Assad publicly declared that with regard to the continuing global recession and the demand for senior executives being so depressed, he had no intention of quitting just to please a bunch of ingrates, and end up stood in a long queue at the Damascus Jobcentre to claim a pittance of a few Syrian quid per week.

To further compound Syria’s woes, the President of the United States of Israel, Barky O’Barmy, has also advised American citizens to get out before sanctions are imposed and the Predator drones start blasting the shit out of the place with DU-clad Shitehawk ‘tent piercing’ missiles.

On Monday army tanks were reportedly mobilised to Deraa, the one-camel shithole at the centre of protests, with Zionist black propaganda merchants peddling a tale that troops opened fire killing more than a thousand people - although that claim has yet to be independently verified by the News of the World’s phone-hacking journalists.

On the brighter side, Thomas Cook Tours have today announced a 50% cut in their standard rates for two-week vacations in Afghanistan, Syria, Yemen, Bahrain – and Libya – with a freebie lucky bag containing a flack jacket, Kevlar helmet, a digital Geiger counter and a First Aid for Dummies handbook thrown in.

Thought for the day: Reflect well on the brazen hubris and blatant audacity of these Western pro-Zionist hypocrite stooges, these Friends of Israel Club members, as they might conspire to condemn the reported violence being visited on demonstrators protesting for socio-political reforms by the Libyan and Syrian government, yet turn a blind eye to Bahrain’s barbaric treatment of the same, and wholly excuse (don’t say a word / criticism not allowed) the rogue state of Israel for their crimes against humanity in besieging the Arab Muslim Palestinian population – of the usurped (stolen) sovereign nation of Palestine – behind a thirty foot high Great Apartheid Wall and subjecting them to a fish-in-a-barrel / slow cook system of genocide.

The ZioNazi-dominated US and European powers are guilty of no lesser crimes than Libya’s Gaddafi or Syria’s Assad - if reports of the violent nature of their protest suppressions do bear any semblance of veracity - for they promote military actions against another sovereign state under the perjurious banner of humanitarian concern to protect civilians when in truth they consider the entire human race as being no more than cattle and hold such in utter contempt.

All are puppets to sinecurism – this vile corporate political duopoly that has allowed private economic power and multi-national business interests to dominate governments and forward the diabolical agenda of the Protocols of the Elder of Zion and achieve global domination via the medium of multi-theatre military campaigns – to the benefit of the few but the detriment of the many.

So, fuck the Rothshite ZioNazi kikester crime syndicate, and the Freemasonic New World Order.

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