Frogs Ban Muslim Veils

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A woman was detained by the Paris gendarmerie while about to enter the Notre Dame Cathedral earlier this week for the crime of wearing a veil across her face, after a moronic law banning the garment in public came into force. Apparently the imbecilic plod responsible for the arrest released the woman with a simple ‘caution’ after she pointed out that she was about to get married, hence the white wedding dress and veil – and the six little bridesmaids conspicuously following her to carry the wedding gown’s train.

Under this repressive law - designed by pro-Zionist President Sarkozy and his inner cabinet clique of belligerent racists to target the sectarian adherents of Islam and foment Muslim ire and protest - any woman - French or foreign - walking on the street or in a park in France and wearing a face-concealing veil such as the niqab or burka can be arrested by police and slapped with a hefty fine – which critics with an ounce of common sense claim isn’t conducive to promoting a healthy vacation environment attractive to stinking rich Mid-Eastern Arabs and generalised Muslim tourists.

A second person, suspected of being a woman, was arrested on the platform at La Transvesti rapid transit metro station in Paris on Monday by anti-terrorism squad officers for the same offence. However, while being charged at the Rue de Merde police station, the woman revealed her identity as Sister Mingeeter Twatrot, an Irish Catholic nun on a pilgrimage to Lourdes to offer prayers and bathe her herpes pustule-infested face with the miraculous healing waters of the St Bernadette grotto.

Sister Mingeeter informed one press hack from the Scabby Gits Gazette “These stupid Gorf (backward Frog) plod dickheads, they can’t tell the difference between a Muslim lass’s abayat an’ niqab an’ a Catholic nun’s habit an’ wimple. All I’m wearin’ this veil fer is ter cover up me poxy mush so folks ain’t gaggin’ an’ spewin’ every time they look at me.”

While France is the first country in Europe so far to ban the wearing of the niqab in public – anyone caught breaking the bigoted law is liable to a fine of 150 euros, and if a French resident, then penalised further by having to take a citizenship course to brainwash them into being a model Froggie.
Muslim men – husbands / fathers / brothers - who enforce their will on the women of their families to wear a burkha or niqab and protect their modesty will be slapped with heavier fines and a prison sentence of up to two years.

Guidelines issued to the French plod Squads direct them not to demand women remove their veils in the street, but should first escort them to a police station where they would be requested to uncover their faces for identification then humiliated further by being forcibly strip searched for possible explosive suicide belt devices.
Conversely the idiotic Sarkozy government claim the face-covering burkha or niqab undermines the basic standards required for living in a multi-cultural society and also relegates its wearers to an inferior status incompatible with the lofty Gallic notions of their fantasy of classless society equality.

The enactment of this authoritarian law targeting the Koran-mandated dress of Muslim women (and Arab transvestites) has drawn massive criticism from across the Islamic world and Western libertarians with calls for acts of civil disobedience throughout France with women - and men - of all faiths intent on wearing a niqab in protest when they commute to work this coming week.

Kermit Bolshie, the Paris director of Ox-Rat, the international government abuse watchdog, interviewed by the Autocrats Review, opined “This is effin’ typical of the administration of this dog-wanking Gallic dwarf - Sarkozy the Israeli sayan – the mental midget’s declaring war on Islamic tradition and dress and out to cause a jihad. I mean, how’s a Muslim gal supposed to hide her modesty? How the fuck do they expect to ban the public wearing of a form of dress Muslims regard as a religious duty? This is yet another Big Brother example of social control experimentation to see how far they can go and get away with – and the next thing it’s going to be hoodies and baseball caps with big peaks – then they’ll target the cross-dressers and a bloke won’t be free to gallivant about in his wife’s frock, suspenders and high heels.”

Thought for the day: Fuck Big Brother – and his sister – and the ZioNazi Freemasons - and their New World Order.

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