NASA Moon Mission is Ploy to Bomb Iran

The US O’Barmy government’s plan to bring forward NASA’s scheduled October 2009 ‘Moon bombing’ to this coming week has sinister connotations according to one Washington rumour mill.

A NASA lunar orbiter was scheduled to bomb the Moon's surface with a two ton kinetic explosive device to create a five mile wide crater in a purported search for water.

However the re-scheduling of the mission to next week has been exposed as a plan to deliberately have the bomb miss the Moon by miles, swing back towards Earth and impact instead on downtown Tehran – targeting the offices of Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadashell instead.

The CIA have reportedly poured billions of worthless greenbacks into Iran to finance dodgy radical groups in their attempt to stir up post-election riots and bring about either a military coup or at least regime change to a US / Zionist friendly non-nuclear leadership.

However this plot has gone totally squirly as the US Mid-East analysts still don’t understand the first principles of Persian culture and Zoroastrianism, or about Islam itself, and regard the Iranians as Arabs and not a wholly separate, Farsi-speaking, race of people.

Now the military-industrial cabals hawks are demanding a positive strike and the best way to bring this about – apart from letting the Israeli nutcases loose to blast the living shit out of the place and kick-starting WW3 - is a tactical strike on the successfully re-elected Iranian leadership so a political group friendly to the Great Satan and the Zionist mad dogs might be installed into the intended power vacuum – much as is now the case in Afghanistan and Pakistan – where muppet governments allow US mercenary troops to target and kill whoever they like –with innocent civilians normally topping the list.

Thus NASA’s bunker busting two ton deep penetration kinetic bomb is the ideal answer to creating a five mile wide crater in the middle of Tehran – with president Mahmoud Ahmadashell’s personal office at the epicentre – and the Yanks holding the ‘get-out-of-jail-free’ card excuse of “Hey – NASA fucked up – they missed the Moon! – Big Whoops – and Sorry”

Conversely, while the doves are attempting to expose the intended US ‘Moon Bomb’ strike on Tehran and hence expedite its abandonment, others are publicly petitioning for the ditching of NASA’s L-CROSS mission plan to actually bomb the Moon, citing the US-ratified Outer Space Treaty which specifically requires that “The Moon and other celestial bodies shall be used by all States - Parties to the Treaty - exclusively for peaceful purposes”.

The UN’s worthless Outer Space Treaty states the establishment of military bases, installations and fortifications, the testing of any type of weapons and the conduct of military manoeuvres on celestial bodies shall be forbidden. This has now been ratified by 125 nations – including North Korea, Iran and Chad.

These groups further state that if the true intent of the L-CROSS mission Moon bombing is a hostile act by NASA against known Grey and Draco Reptilian extraterrestrial civilizations and their vacation settlements on the moon, then NASA and by extension the U.S. government are guilty of aggressive war - which is the most serious of war crimes under the U.N. Charter and the Geneva Conventions, to which the U.S. is subject – but to date take absolutely no fucking notice of when in pursuit of egocentric commercial, military and political gains.

So far the Daily Shitraker has been unable to contact the Moon-base offices of the Grand Thetan for comment concerning the planned NASA mission.