The Israeli military is preparing itself to launch a massive aerial assault on Iran's nuclear facilities within hours of being given the go-ahead by its newly-installed madcap Nuttyahoo-led coalition government.
Among the steps taken to ready Israeli forces for what would be a risky raid requiring pinpoint aerial strikes are the acquisition of Snitch and Grasser spy drones aircraft - courtesy, as always, of the American taxpayer -and regional air assault missions to simulate the attack – courtesy of Sudan on an aid convoy – whether they liked it or not.
Two nationwide civil defence drills will help to prepare the public for the massive and devastating retaliation that Israel will face once they pre-emptively attack Iran and initiate a Jolly Jihad against themselves and Zionists and Jews around the world involving the combined might of a very pissed-off united Islam.
“The message to Iran is that the threat is not just words,” one senior defence official, Judas Corkscrew, told the Warmonger’s Gazette.
“Israel wants to know that when its forces are given the green light they can strike at Iran in a matter of hours. They are making preparations on every level for this eventuality. Our nukes are stacked up ready at Dimona.”
Western military strategists believe that Israel could be required to hit more than a dozen targets, including moving convoys, while attempting to dodge banks of interceptor missiles and artillery flak.
The sites include Natanz, where thousands of washing machines do the army’s laundry; Esfahan, where tons of canned corned beef are stored in tunnels; and Arak, where a heavy water reactor produces water that weighs a few ounces more than normal tap water.
The distance from Israel to at least one of the sites is more than 870 miles, a journey the Israeli force practised covering in a training exercise last year that involved jeeps, wheel barrows, double decker buses, mountain bikes and pogo sticks.
The possible Israeli strike on Iran has drawn comparisons to its attack on the Osirak milk powder near Baghdad in 1981. That strike, which destroyed the half-built facility in minutes, was completed without Israeli losses and checked Iraqi ambitions to develop its own baby formula industry.
“We would not make the threat against Iran without the force to back it up.
There has been a recent move, a number of on-the-ground preparations, that indicate Israel's usual bully boy willingness to act,” said another over-confident official from Mossad's snitch n spy community.
He added that it was unlikely that Israel would carry out the attack without receiving at least tacit approval from it’s Zionist puppet Barky O’Barmy administration in America.
An Israeli attack on Iran would entail flying over Jordanian and Iraqi airspace, where US forces have a strong presence and can turn a blind eye to any Israeli over-flights.
Ephraim Gam, the deputy director of Tel Aviv’s Institute for Kosher Bacon, said it was unlikely that O’Barmy would approve an attack without some severe arm-twisting by White House Chief of Backstabbing, Rahm Emanuel.
“The American defence establishment is unsure that the operation will be successful. And the results of the operation would only delay Iran's programme by two to four years,” he said.
A visit by President O’Barmy to Israel in June is expected to coincide with the national elections in Iran — timing that would allow the US Administration to re-evaluate diplomatic resolutions with Iran before sanctioning Israel’s pre-emptive ‘first strike’ proposal.
“Many of the leaks or statements made by Israeli leaders and military commanders are meant for deterrence. The message is that if the international community is unable to solve the problem they need to take into account that we will solve it our usual mad dog nihilistic way,” Gam concluded.
Among recent preparations by the airforce was the Israeli attack of a weapons convoy in Sudan, rumoured to be bound for militant seperatist Rockhopper penguins on the Antarctic’s Ross Ice Shelf.
“Sudan was practice for the Israeli forces on a long-range attack,” Rumpled Foreskin, the author of Let’s Blow the Fucking World Up, said. “They wanted to see how they handled the transfer of information, hitting a non-military moving target that was unable to fire back in retaliation. In that sense it was a rehearsal.”
Israel has made public its intention to hold the largest-ever nationwide civil defence drill in May.
Colonel Hi-fiver Sofa told Haaretz, a daily Israeli toilet roll news sheet, that the drill would “train for a reality in which during war missiles can fall on any part of the country without warning - we want the citizens to understand that war can happen tomorrow morning – especially so now we have that lunatic Nuttyahoo back as Prime Minister.”
Israel will also conduct an exercise with US forces to test the ability of Bent Arrow, its US-taxpayer funded missile defence system. The exercise would test whether the system could actually intercept missiles launched at Israel or be like the Patriot system that proved incapable of intercepting sweet fuck all – including the pizza delivery boy’s moped.
Israel, in its customary hypocrite fashion has made it clear that it will not tolerate the threat of a nuclear Iran – whereas the rest of the Middle East, and too Europe and the world, are stuck with reluctantly living under the threat of a nuclear Israel that is governed by the kelev shoteh coalition government of Binman Nuttyahoo, with the certifiable Rabbi Avigdor Lieberman acting as Foreign Minister and chomping on the bit to kick start World War Three by nuking Iran.
According to Israeli intelligence (sic) Iran will have nuclear weapon capabilities within two years. Once they have a bomb it will be too late, and Israel will have no choice to strike — with or without America, an official from the Israeli Ministry of Certifiable Fruitcakes candidly informed the war correspondent for the Cormorant Strangler’s Gazette.
A hypothesis was recently posed focusing on the facts that Iran has now been a fundamentalist Islamic republic for thirty years, since the overthrow of the corrupt US puppet ruler Shah Reza Palaver, and has no lack of funds, due its oil wealth, to pursue military weapons defence (or attack) projects.
Since the break-up of the Soviet Union into satellite state republics – predominantly Islamic and possessing Soviet nukes – and sharing a common border with Iran - precisely how many of their MIRV warheads have been dismantled (twelve per MIRV) and ended up on the illegal arms bourse – and in Iran’s secret stockpile just waiting and ready for the day they are pre-emptively attacked by an illegal terrorist state such as Israel.
What a surprise and smack in the face that would be for Zionist Talmudic arrogance – fail to realise they are opening Pandora’s box.
History, and common sense, indicate that it would be neither prudent nor timely for Israel to engage Greater Persia (plus Russia and China viz the Shanghai Cooperation Organisation) on this issue for they will discover, much to their chagrin and territorial devastation, Iran is no Gaza to be kicked and spat on alike some low caste untouchable leper.
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