Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The rogue ZioNazi state of Israel has rejected calls by UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon to enforce a stop on the 24/7 flat-out construction of illegal kikester settlements in the occupied Palestinian West Bank.
During a joint press conference with the UN chief in Jerusalem on Wednesday, reported in the Pound of Flesh Gazette, Israel’s ultra-Jabobinskyist Prime Minister Bobo Nuttyahoo claimed that a halt in the illegal settlement activities cannot be a precondition to re-continuing peace talks with the Palestinian Authority.
Nuttyahoo informed Ban that “Israel’s founding fathers put a lot of effort into stealing this country and we’re not inclined to give any of it back.”
The more scent than substance negotiations between the Palestinian Authority and the pariah Israeli state’s Knesset stalled in September 2010 after Yetzer Hara, the Minister for Expropriation of Palestinian Lands, declined to renew a 10-month freeze on the illegal settlement construction in the West Bank.
The Korean UN chief also met with the Palestinian leader Mahmoud ‘Three Chins’ Abbas in Ramallah during his visit, who informed him “The Israelis tell us all options are on the negotiating table – but that is a pile of camel shit. As far as we can see maybe all options are open - except ‘peace’. But this is a commodity these greedy Zionist scumbags will never allow us to enjoy again now they’ve stolen all our lands under this delusional myth that they are God’s Chosen People and this is their Promised Land spoken of in the Pentateuch – and ratified by the Balfour Declaration.”
“Our fathers have been here for thousands of years – we are the true Semite owners of Palestine – not these shifty Shylock-come-lately Khazar Jews of convenience who landed here after the Second World War pogroms, all waving their copies of the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion and then their terrorist gangs drove us off our farms. Their continued illegal occupation of the West Bank and the usurpation of our lands is a ticking demographic time-bomb that is reaching a critical mass state with every further dunam of land they steal, and is due to explode with a calamitous mega-nuclear Third Intifada chain reaction.”
“But we tell them these facts and it’s oh-ho, here we go again – we are bombarded with a hail of shouts of that threadbare and clichéd old favourite of theirs: ‘anti-Semitism’. Such drivel – we are the Semites – not these Ashkenazi mongrel tosspots from Europe and Russia. But this is their customary chutzpah – their hasbara – to anaesthetise public debate and stifle the growing barrage of contradictory opinions and condemnations.”
“Anti-Semitism and Holohoax denial – those are the accusations these racist pigs throw at our supporters – the human rights and wrongs activists around the world - and those pushing the BDS campaign against the Israeli’s apartheid and racist treatment of our people – here and in the besieged Gaza Strip. Yet the Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions campaign is not aimed at Jews but the obscene and craven cult of Zionism.”
“Curfews, checkpoints, land confiscation, home demolitions, harassment by IDF troops and illegal settlers – plus a host of other insidious aspects of the ZioNazi’s criminal occupation all add to the fun and games of a Palestinian’s daily life in the West Bank – and the kidnapping and murder of our youths to have their body parts stolen to supply the kikesters black market transplant organ trade.”
“But what chance is there for justice to be dispensed in our favour against the kikester lobbyists of AIPAC at the UN? Your Security Council votes for ‘humanitarian intervention’ in Libya and NATO have Gaddafi murdered in the name of democracy. But for us there is nothing done against the war crimes and human rights violations committed against the populations of Gaza and the West Bank. This slow-cook genocide and ethnic cleansing will continue until we become alike the Dodo – and there are none of us left and Israel has all our lands.”
Secretary Ban later undertook a tour of the Gaza Strip to investigate Israeli complaints concerning the anti-ZioNazi graffiti daubed by Hamas on the Palestinian side of the Great Apartheid Wall that besieges the coastal enclave in the biggest concentration camp on the planet – where his convoy was subjected to a bombardment of shoes and flip-flops thrown by an unimpressed proletariat chanting “Zionist stooge!”
Thought for the day. Why is it called the ‘occupied’ West Bank? - due it being ‘occupied’ by half a million illegal Israeli squatters and their squads of IDF protectors.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a hostile environment infested with Māḡēn Dāwīḏ Zionist nutters and may contain traces of Holohoax ‘victims’ propaganda, unqualified arrogance, racist apartheid innuendo, lashings of kikester chutzpah and quantifiable amounts of utter lunacy – plus a total disregard for the statutes of international law, human rights and the niceties of a polite and civilised society.
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