Tuesday, 28 February 2012

Clinton Hypocrisy on Syria & Palestine

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

US Secretary of Sleaze, Hilarious Rodent Clinton, after delivering a little ‘hearts and minds’ homily to military chiefs at Virginia’s Camp Redneck on how ‘not to’ dispose of confiscated Korans and piss off the entire Afghan population by desecrating the holy book of Islam, went on to spout a fountain of her trademark ‘moral authority’ hypocrisy as she pontificated to media hacks about last week’s Friends of Syria neo-colonial opportunists’ conference in Tunisia - seizing the opportunity to blast both Russia and China for failing to join the international condemnation of Syrian President ‘Basher’ al-Assad's Arab Socialist ‘Spider in the Ba’ath’ regime.

"It's quite distressing to see two permanent members of the UN Security Council not agreeing with the US and using their veto while people like our war correspondents are being murdered – plus women and children and all those valiant young brick throwers getting run down by Israeli bulldozers like Rachel Corrie – and their houses being demolished to make way for Jewish settlers. It is just despicable and I’m forced to ask which side the Russians and Chinese are on - clearly not that of the Syrian peasants and the West Bank Palestinians.”

Clinton - the Mena Mafia Matriarch and wife of cock-happy ex-President Bill ‘the Artful Dodger’ – obviously suffering another of her now-frequent ‘blonde moments’ – went on to threaten Assad with “Watch out, you chinless wonder as we’ll get the Israelis to build one of their Great Apartheid Walls around Syria – just like they have round the Gaza Strip – then we’ll do another Operation Cast Lead and unleash the IDF’s homicidal maniacs to come and dish out a double helping of our dreaded Arkanside.”

As if to back up his rug-munching Sec’ of Sleaze, the Kenyan cuckoo in the White House, Barky O’Barmy used his most forceful words to date on the Syrian crisis, informing press hacks that "It is time to stop the killing of Syrian citizens by their own government and imperative for the international community to rally and send a clear message to President Assad that it is time for a transition and accept the fact that our Zionist New World Order’s here to stay and Syria’s gonna be part of the Greater Israel whether they like it or not - just the same as Iran. The Pentagon’s Risk Asessment people have decided this situation's no longer a matter of ‘if’ but simply one of ‘when’.”

“To achieve this end, the US and our allies will use every tool available to put a stop to the bloodshed – including sending in more Saudi mercenaries and NATO’s 21st Body Bag Regiment - and arming the opposition rebels with hi-tech weaponry.”

Conversely, for their part, Russia and China, which have so far blocked UN military action on Syria, and are eager to head off any repeat of the kind of foreign intervention that happened in Libya with the NATO ‘humanitarian intervention’ campaign which managed to kill, maim or wound every fucker old enough to bleed, demolished their entire national infrastructure, and turned order into absolute fucking chaos - as per the gameplan. Nice one - God bless America.

Thought for the day. Fuck the ‘Rodent’ – yet another frog who dreams of being a toad – a Rothshite organ grinder’s monkey stooge promoting their special brand of Fascist-Democracy to forward the homicidal agenda of the Great Satan’s imperialist warmonger bullies and globally establish their Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion / New World Order by force of arms.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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