Wednesday, 8 February 2012

Hester Mulled Quitting Over Bonus Brouhaha

Royal Bank of Scumland CEO Stephen ‘Tally-Ho’ Hester this morning confided to gutter press hacks from the red top tabloids that he briefly considered resigning during the nation-wide outrage over his obscene £960,000 quid performance bonus.

Hester revealed “It really pissed me off, all the whingeing by arsehole politicians and the stupid public – so I was ready to say ‘fuck it!’ and quit – but them I thought hang on a second - £60-odd quid a week jobseekers allowance isn’t going to feed me – never mind the bloody horses – and my RBS flat rate salary of £1,235,000 nicker a year isn’t too bad for juggling the figures.”

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