Israel: New Excuses for Palestinian Oppression

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Following a conclave of senior Knesset scumbags earlier this week Israeli Prime Minister Bobo Nuttyahoo, employing his customary brazen hubris, informed a press hack from the Pound of Flesh Gazette that the Palestinian Authority must choose between a treaty with Hamas’ Gaza Gangster Party - or ‘peace at any price’ with the land-grabbing Zionist state.

Nuttyahoo announced this negotiations-buster ultimatum in the wake of the Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud ‘Three Chins’ Abbas declaring for the public record that it had been agreed he would head a unity government formed by members of the Hamas and Fatah movements - ahead of elections in the occupied West Bank and besieged Gaza Strip.

The gospel according to the arch-Jabotinskyist Israeli Prime Minister claims that "Hamas and peace do not go hand in hand. Hamas is a terror organisation and aimed at the destruction of Israel."

Well, thanks for those snippets of disingenuous, concocted rhetoric regarding ‘peace’ and ‘terrorists’ Mr Nuttyahoo, which purposely serve to ignore the ironic hypocrisy that it was the Irgun kikester ‘terrorist’ group who planted a bomb in Jerusalem’s King David Hotel in the July of 1946, murdering 91 people of various nationalities – with the majority British - plus maiming and injuring three score and ten more. Oh yes, that bit of political self-determination wasn’t included in the Balfour Declaration for starters.

Further to the point Nuttyahoo purposely disregards the salient fact that the illegal apartheid state of Israel was established by ‘terrorist’ actions - on lands stolen from the rightful Semite Arab owners of Palestine – by the pondscum immigrants spewing out of post-war Europe and Russia – the Khazar-Ashkenazi Jews of convenience and their ZioNazi terrorist groups – the Stern Gang, the Haganagh and the Irgun in the 1948 Yawm an-Nakbah - the Day of the Catastrophe – and the start of the Palestinian Holocaust. Oh yes, Holocaust, with a large capital H – no denying that one. No Holohoax controversy attached there.

Last month Israel and the Zionist running dog lackeys posing as the impotent Palestinian Authority - (a government whose ‘authority’ extends no further than the office door) - held their first pointless talks in more than a year – yet again without making a single iota of apparent progress – unless one step forward and three back is to be counted as an indicator of diplomatic advance - wherein negotiations with an uncompromising tyranny for any form of reconciliation or return of their usurped lands has as much chance of success as attempting to shove butter up a porcupine’s arse with a red hot knitting needle – or get a favourable fixed APR on a Rothshite Shylock Bank of International Usury loan.

Conversely, the PA’s Mahmoud Abbas and Hamas leader Shaheed al Ka-Boom have been holding talks in Qatar in an attempt to end the Israeli’s ‘divide and conquer’ strategy which has brought about almost five years of separate governments in the Hamas-run Gaza Strip and the occupied West Bank – small areas of which haven’t yet been seized by illegal settlers and are still administered by the Palestinian Authority.

The line-up of the proposed government will be announced next week in Cairo, (Arab Spring riots and military junta crackdowns permitting) and comprised of technocrats, goat herders, Jolly Jihad bomb chuckers and a mix of independent fundamentalist Bolshie anarchists – with Abbas informing press hacks that “We are serious about political unity and after five years really do need to get our shit together.”

The Middle East Quartet of the Great Satan, Russia, the EUSSR and Zionist-dominated UN – unfortunately represented by that notorious international scumbag and war criminal Tony Bliar - not exactly a model of moral rectitude - insists Hamas should renounce violence and kiss Israel’s ass by conceding that God’s Chosen People have a manifest destiny right to steal Palestinian lands – all before the Quartet will recognise a Palestinian unity government.

US State Department spokeswoman Victoria Nuland - yet another pro-Zionist Jew of convenience on an ego trip the size of the national debt - reading from her AIPAC script, informed the Intifada Review that any Palestinian government must unambiguously and explicitly commit to non-violence – unlike the belligerent thugs comprising the ranks of the Israeli Defence Force – and recognize the pariah, outlaw state has a right to exist under the chauvinist terms of the Balfour Declaration - and accept the fatally-flawed peace road map to ‘no fucking where’.

Nuland concluded her biased discourse with the slick remark “If the Palestinians accept this then all options are on the negotiating table.”

Yeah right – all options except ‘peace’ and the restoration of their lands to the pre-1967 borders.
Really, is this what Arthur Balfour - and God - had in mind – a rogue apartheid Promised Land? The establishment of the illegal state of Israel based on the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion that brought about a Palestinian Diaspora that dispossessed two million people?

Thought for the day. To misquote the French ‘Age of Enlightenment’ philosopher Diderot: “There exists now a maxim agreed between Christians and Muslims, and too the real Jews of conscience, that there will never be any form of peace for the dispossessed Palestinians or the Holy Land until the final Zionist usurper is strangled with the disembowelled entrails of the last Rothshite-Baboon bankster crime syndicate’s military-industrial scumbag.”

Allergy warning: This article was written in a hostile environment infested with Māḡēn Dāwīḏ ZioNazi psychopaths and may contain traces of anti-Semitic paranoia, Holohoax ‘victims’ propaganda, unqualified arrogance, racist apartheid innuendo, lashings of kikester chutzpah and quantifiable amounts of utter lunacy – plus a total disregard for the statutes of international law, human rights and the niceties of a polite and civilised society.

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