Pre-Crime Plod Squad Purge Anarchy UK

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Charlie Veitch, the soft-core anarchist leader of the Love Police political activist group, was arrested early on Friday morning by the UK’s ‘Thought Crime’ enforcers in a pre-dawn raid on charges of ‘conspiracy to make a fucking nuisance of himself ” at Prince William and Katie Middleclass’s wedding.
Veitch had been in contact with the Plod Squad prior to his arrest, reassuring them that his plans were completely peaceful and merely centred around voicing his personal anti-Monarchist free speech options - which evidently no longer exist as a human right in the United Kingdom.

Conversely, the Though Crime squad’s GCHQ-based artificial intelligence oracle – the ‘Nostradamus II’ 666 zillion terabyte database unit, predicted that Charlie had other ‘devious’ motives – such as shouting embarrassing revelations as the Royal shit shower passed along Horse Guards Parade, by calling the Queen’s hubby, that notorious racist Prince Philip ‘Virus Man’ and a genocidal Nazi sympathiser and all-round cadging scumbag – or actually daring suggest the tax-payer-funded maintenance of the spendthrift royal family is not value for money.

So, by ‘conspiracy to cause a nuisance’ the powers that be obviously classify such as utilising our right of free speech to denounce the Royal Family as a bunch of inbred foreign parasites sucking the Anglo-Saxon life’s blood out of the British taxpaying public – and applied this novel ‘pre-crime’ charge to ensure that no fucker or their dog pissed on Prince William and Katie Middleclass’ big day bonfire.

Hmmm, ‘pre-crime’ charges – so what the fuck happened to our sacred Habeas Corpus defence. These clots have inverted the principle of innocent until proven guilty to hinge on the assumed powers of clairvoyance.
Now we’re harassed and monitored through officialdom’s national security edicts – or simply sued into submission and silence by the dark and sinister commercial powers of ZioNazi sinecurism that control the government and hence the Plod Squad – these novel Thought Police enforcers of the Masonic political elite and the ruling ranks of the rich and shameless.

Charlie’s pre-crime arrest and subsequent detention by the Kafkaesque Thought Police poses a ‘dinosaur in the bathtub’ contradiction to the hypocritical claims by Slime Minister Cabbage Patch Dave Scameron that he, and his Big Society concept, are staunch advocates of democracy, freedom of expression and human rights. Whereas in all truth it’s still Broken Britain - with knobs on - and anything that contradicts official government sponsored propaganda or questions officialdom’s dogmatic status quo position are verboten and obviously now fall foul of the Plod Squad’s dystopic Pre-Crime ‘legal statutes’ (sic).

Hmmm, Charlie’s worst ‘crimes against officialdom to date perhaps consist of going into blabberwocky mode with his bullhorn, videoing dodgy Plod Squad actions, and hugging the same uniformed twats into cuddlesome submission.

So, if it wasn’t bad enough with local authorities fielding Snitch & Grasser Brigades comprised of nosy PCSOs and Community Enforcement Officers from the Renta-Moron security agency to spy on us - plus infesting our streets with these ubiquitous CCTV cameras to create a wholly Big Brother ‘Panopticon’ spy society – now we have ‘Intelligent Pedestrian Surveillance’ and ‘Precognitive Psychological Programming’ software systems that target the public for the imposition of ‘Pre-Crime’ charges to be enforced by the Thought Police to harass us into submission – or incite a violent “Enough!” and “No More!” revolt.

“Ello,ello,ello – this scally twat looks like he might be thinkin’ of pullin’ a fast one an’ sprayin’ a bit of graffiti on the Town Hall fence – let’s drag him in fer a DNA swab an’ take his photo an’ fingerprints fer the Libservative Coalition’s National Anarchist Database.”

Satire aside, this, in all its illegality, constitutes a political victimisation campaign by the Plod Squads – so can someone kindly inform these clots that the annual March Hare Madness season’s now over and April Fool’s Day only occurs on the first and not for the whole fucking month. Alas, there are no safeguards against the perverted vagaries of human nature.

Yet while Orwell’s 1984 provides insights to what a Dystopian state might manifest as, perhaps it is time, and again prudent, to remind that the prophetic text was a ‘warning’ aimed at the common people – and definitely not a blueprint and instruction manual – Totalitarianism for Dummies - for governments to develop and impose.

Within the Oxford English Dictionary’s indexed lexicon of 250,000-plus words there is none that accurately describes Dodgy Dave Scameron and his Libservative Coalition - however it has been unanimously agreed by a conclave / synod of budding anarchists and revolutionaries that the word CUNTS comes pretty close.

So, what conclusions are we to draw from Charlie Veitch’s ‘Alice in Wonderland / Kafkaesque’ arrest for ‘Pre-Crime’ offences that he didn’t commit – and no viable evidence could be used to convict him of ‘not’ committing?

The fact that the elitist powers that be are shit-scared worried that radicals and activists of Charlie’s ilk could well be the medium that sparks the long-overdue conscious realisation that any and all governments – globally – are not in it for the good of the public they were ‘elected’ (sic) to represent – but to protect and forward the interests of the aristocratic bloodline Brahmins – their continued position at the apex of the pyramid – and safeguard their accumulated properties and material wealth.

That’s the purpose of the Plod Squad and the all-new Thought Crime Police – to keep the human herd, the common sheeple, in line – by whatever means so required – up to and including charges of ‘Pre-Crime’ subversion and sedition.

Hmmm, is this a paranoid over-reaction – or should they be worried? Too fucking right – for their time’s numbered and the Day of the Rope, of an accounting and due retribution, draws closer, for all their insidious and diabolical crimes once Humanity ‘awakens’ and realise their individual – and hence collective - potentials to expedite change not only at the spiritual but also material levels of existence.

Then the Earth shall tremble under the reckoning of false flag attacks to legitimize illegal invasions of another sovereign state; ZioNazi crimes against humanity not only condoned but funded with public funds; eugenic biological attacks on the global population – AIDS / HIV, Sneezy Pig Flu, toxic vaccines, fluoridation of potable water; FDA-licensing of aspartame. The list is as long as the index of their lies and abuses.

But their downfall’s on the horizon – for cometh the hour then cometh the man – for nothing in this Universe hold more potency than a concept whose time has finally arrived – and Charlie Veitch’s bullhorn might just be the harbinger and herald of that downfall.

Thought for the day: Ironically laughable if it wasn’t so dystopian and scary – is the fact that Big Brother's no longer merely ‘watching’, he’s now kitted out to arrest us for things the control system perceives we might be thinking about doing.
If this is ever adopted by the judicial system, a Thought Police finding that scientifically proved a person was intending to commit a crime would be irrefutable and there would be no way to demonstrate that you weren’t going to commit a felony as Pre-Crime nullifies any notion of free will.

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