Israeli Hypocrites Decry Anti-Semitism

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The psychopathic Israeli Slime Minister Bobo Nuttyahoo, a die-hard Jabotinskyist, informed a press hack from the Hypocrites Gazette that anti-Semitism is once again manifesting throughout the informed and critical thinking sections of global society, as – according to his faulty logic - lessons of the fictitious Nazi German Holohoax have not been learned – (especially so by the criminal bunch of thugs running the Knesset and the IDF in the rogue state of Israel).

"A renewed anti-Semitism is spreading” Nuttyahoo announced to anyone interested in listening to his customary whingeing ‘Victims’ babble – being too stupid to realise their homicidal actions against the true Semite Palestinian populations of the occupied West Bank and the Gaza Strip fall directly under that heading - ‘anti-Semitism’.

"Various forces are joining together and flooding the world with anti-Semitic propaganda. The hatred of God’s Chosen People is abhorrent when they call us ‘Shifty Shylocks’, ‘Fuckwit Fagins’ and ‘ZioNazi kikesters’ and deny the right of Israel to exist upon the land of Palestine. We are the Children of the Covenant and Yahweh promised us our Greater Israel – stretching from the Nile to the Euphrates – and beyond."
"Now these Gentile goyim scum do-gooders target Israel and the Zionist Jews with hatred – referring to us as usurious nekeshers and shouting “Who killed Christ Jesus?” - when it was the Romans – even if the Sanhedrin were really behind it. We are the victims – not the Palestinians.”

Hmmm, anti-Semitism, eh? A bit of an exaggerated claim for the bunch of blood-thirsty Ashkenazi thugs in the Knesset who don’t possess a single nano-particle of Semite DNA between them. Nary a solitary gene – all theirs are of Khazar origin – when they became Jews of convenience.

This accusation is levelled more at ‘anti-kikesterism’ – and hardly surprising the way they treat the true Semite Palestinian population of the sovereign nation they usurped and stole via terrorist violent means during the 1948 ‘Yawn an-Nakbah’ – (the Day of Catastrophe) - on the strength of a personal opinion stated in a letter from Arthur Balfour to Baron Wally Rothshite (patriarch of the Rothshite crime syndicate family) in 1917.

Alas, and to their eternal detriment, the tactics of the Israel lobby plumb the depths of dishonour and indecency and include character assassination, selective misquotation, the wilful distortion of the record, the fabrication of falsehoods, and an utter disregard for the truth – or the human rights of others.

Forever claiming to be victims of oppression and discrimination while fielding a disingenuous blend of chutzpah and hasbara to silence their critics as anti-Semites and Holohoax deniers - and justify the slow-cook genocidal ethnic cleansing of the Palestinian race – while at the same time, denigrating the besieged and marginalised Palestinians with typical Israeli ‘Schadenfreude’ - their perverted rejoicing at another’s misfortune and suffering.

PM Nuttyahoo’s comments came hours before the official state ceremony in Jerusalem that marks the beginning of Holohoax Martyrs and Money-Grubbing Kikester Remembrance Day.
The Prime Minister's ‘Bureau of Propaganda’ is part of a Holohoax project, which aims to further continue conjuring and manufacturing evidence of the annihilation of six zillion European Jews at the hands of the Nazis in World War Two – and to lobby foreign governments to make ‘Holohoax denial’ a criminal offence.

Thought for the day: Well Mr Nuttyahoo, keep treating the true Semite Palestinian populations the way you are – marginalised and besieged behind your racist 30-odd foot high Great Apartheid Walls – refusing to recognise the democratically-elected Hamas Party as the legal government of Gaza – and having the hypocritical audacity of labelling them as a terrorist organisation after stealing Palestine via the armed fanatics of the Hagana B, the Stern Gang and the Irgun terrorist groups in 1948.
Maintain the same hateful policy towards those whose lands you stole in true kikester fashion, and anti Zionist sentiment will continue to flourish – fed, watered and nourished by your own inhuman treatment of the Palestinians.

Oh, and by the way, fuck the Freemasons and the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion - and their New World Order.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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