ULU Boycotts Kikesterville

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The University of London Union (ULU) has voted 10-1 to institute and campaign for Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions against Israel’s draconic ZioNazi regime as a condemning response to their not being very nice to the now-marginalised population of Palestine – the country the Israeli terrorists stole, with the UN’s tacit approval, from the Holy Land’s rightful owners – the true Arab Semite Muslim Palestinian people – in the 1948 Yawm an-Nakbah (Day of Catastrophe).

The motion calls for "a systematic review of all ULU investments and contracts" with shifty shylock and criminal kikester corporations that are in league with the rabid racist Knesset regime governing Israel and hence guilty by association of ignoring their ‘Corporate Social Responsibility’ and "violating Palestinian human rights" as set out by the Palestinian Boycott National Committee (BNC) and the International Court of Human Rights & Wrongs.

Shaheed bin Jaffacake, a senate member for the London School of Economics, who spoke in favour of the motion, informed one press hack from the Ethnic Cleansing Gazette that "We have precedents for boycotting campaigns at ULU, especially with South Africa’s Bash-a-Bantu regime and the 1980’s boycott of Barclays Bank who supported and financed the apartheid government – and thus profited from the suffering and blood of others.”
“Thus we’re now responding to the Palestinian call for civil action in support of their fight against being besieged behind these 30-odd foot high walls and virtually imprisoned in the biggest Nazi style concentration camp on the planet - and used for target practice by the IDF’s psychopaths."

Irwin Bogbrush, the incumbent ULU Vice President, told a gaggle of gutter press hacks from the red top tabloids that “We’re chuffed to little mintballs that the ULU has passed this BDS policy on Israel, and now stand in solidarity with the oppressed Palestinian peoples. When I assume the Presidency next year I intend to ensure that the University of London Union does not give profit to any kikester company doing business with or supporting Israel and thus denying the human rights of the Palestinians – and that any bricks and bottles left over from our tuition fee hike protest marches get lobbed straight through the Marble Arch synagogue’s windows."

ULU is the largest students’ union in Europe with over 120,000 members from colleges across London – with the ULU senate comprised of the presidents of the 20 students unions representing every University of London college of learning.

Bazzer McScrunt of Goldsmutts Students’ Union, told the media "Boycotts are a crucial non-violent tactic in achieving our aims by targeting institutions – so all our radical anarchist members will be requested to cease and desist from shopping at shylock-controlled stores – like the main Greedy Grocer chains of Mammon & Snobfords or Pestco – or the evil Pukesburys, owned by Lord Puke of Turdville."
"Plus we’re not buying any more black market Israel Military Industries Uzi sub-machine pistols or Galil assault rifles from car boot sales in readiness for the planned 2012 revolution but rather opt for the non-kosher German Heckler-Koch MP5’s and HK 91’s instead.”

“It’s bad enough that the UK’s currently being run by this Israeli apologist, Posh Dave Scameron and his Conservative Party Friends of Israel Club – and the same with this Mick Clogg bloke and his Lib-Dum Party too – and bloody Labour - but Britain should not be conducting business as usual with a tyranny that is guilty of gross human rights abuses.”

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known goyim propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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