Phoney Pharaoh Brands Royals as Psychos

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The re-hashed slanderous gospel according to ex-Harrods owner, Mohamed Al- Fayed, declared for all to hear in a controversial new film, funded by the phoney Pharaoh himself at the cost of several zillion £££ quid and premiered at Cannes yesterday, claims that the scumbag British Royal Family masterminded the car crash that culminated in Princess Diana’s death, to serve as a ‘very stern warning’ to make her toe the line – specifically stop creating a fuss about land mines – and cease being a source of acute embarrassment by going topless on yachts around the Med’ and shagging Muslim costermongers.

Hmmm, it most certainly was a ‘very stern warning’ indeed, considering she came out of the affair in a coffin.

The film has been released and screened at the Cannes Film Festival by Shitraker Productions SA – with producer-director, Keith Allen, informing gutter press hacks that the Horrid House of Wicked Windsors got away with murder due their exalted rank in the elitist pecking order of the Brotherhood of the Snake and wielding extensive control over the Black Nobility / Masonic-dominated government authorities of Europe.

In the film, entitled Unlawful Killing, the moronic Prince Philip is branded as a Greek psychopath version of Freddie Kruger with an attitude problem that has never responded to treatment, even with group therapy – (due centuries of ‘Herzogtum Sachsen-Coburg und Gotha’ dynasty interbreeding having produced a long line of slack-jawed mutants, assorted headbangers and homicidal maniacs) - and the dodgy Duke duly fingered as being personally responsible for orchestrating Diana’s murder – with his withered old bat of a missus Lizzie, dismissed as a crime family Matriarch who would fit nicely into the Borgia clan – or their latter-day contemporaries – the fictitious Sopranos.

‘Unlawful Killing’ was bankrolled by Mohamed Al-Fayed, whose son Dodi was also murdered in the car crash, and with tactical purpose aforethought, raises more questions than answers – but gets the message across that the contrived collision and Diana’s death are the sacred foundation stones of conspiracy theories – akin to the assisted suicide of Dr David Kelly - or the 7/7 false flag terrorist attack London tube bombings – and the Kratos-style summary ‘execution’ of Mohammed bin Patsy and his three companions by UK security agents at Canary Wharf later that morning.

The film opens with details of a letter penned by Diana to her money-grubbing poof of a butler, Paul Burrell, in which she relates suspicions that ex-hubby Prince Chazzer – aka the loony ‘Plant Whisperer’ - is planning to have her ‘blown away’ with a Duchy Originals organic bomb – or snuffed in an MI5-rigged car accident.

Footage shows the graphic black and white close-up piccy of Diana taken by one of the pursuing paparazzi cameramen moments after the Mercedes carrying the couple was forced to collide with a pillar in the Pont de l’Alma tunnel – a photo in which her blonde hair and features are clearly visible and challenges the ‘official’ concocted and perjurious reports of serious injuries purported to have been sustained in the crash, for she was very much alert, alive and still kicking – and not portraying the picture of a fatally-stricken Princess.

The film’s dialogue makes it abundantly clear that the 36-year-old Princess could have been saved if she’d been driven directly to the nearest Paris hospital’s A & E unit – and the ambulance hadn’t stopped en route in some seedy back street to ‘stabilise her condition’ – by aborting the abomination of a Muslim foetus gestating in her womb – and subsequently euthenise (read ‘murder’) the people’s Princess - to remove what was deemed by the PTB to be an irritating nuisance that rocked far too many proverbial boats.

Thought for the day: Do you think the Wicked Windsors really are part of the Herzogtum Sachsen-Coburg und Gotha crime syndicate – and composed of the same cabal of racist pondscum who scribed the insidious Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion- wholly contemptible of the British taxpayers who reluctantly fund their idle-arsed lives of luxury?

Oh, and by the way, fuck the Black Nobility and the kikester Freemasons and their New World Order.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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