Taliban Winning Propaganda War

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Well, super-moron President George Dubya Bush most definitely opened mouth before engaging brain when he declared, with typical unqualified arrogance back in June 2004, that the war against Big Al Qaeda and the Taliban Dan Gang in Afghanistan was ‘done and dusted’. However, applying a modicum of 20/20 hindsight it’s pretty obvious to anyone with an IQ above that of a small potted plant the Bush kid was, as per normal, talking through his Texan red neck ass.

To wit, ‘done and dusted’ is a thing this protracted conflict is most definitely not, and the US Great Satan and allied NATO troops are faced with an enemy to whom asymmetrical warfare is second nature, is possessed of an indomitable, albeit ‘unwashed’ spirit that will never be broken – and whose numbers shall constantly increase.

So, regardless of their lands being invaded and occupied to grow illegal opium crops that present an anathema to the mores of Islam – and their people bullied, abused and murdered by the armed forces of an infidel culture wholly alien to their own - if it comes down to propaganda and winning hearts and minds then the Taliban have the massed technological might of the Great Satan’s Zionist NATO / ISAF military contingent beat hands (or pants) down.

Further, it is not without good reason Afghanistan is referred to as ‘the Graveyard of Empires’ – dating back to Alexander the Great’s Greco-Bachtrian versus The Afghans full contact war games spectacular match in the 330 BC Conqueror’s Premier League Cup – which ended up with the Greeks as ‘away game’ losers – and Alex’ himself carried off during extra time in a body bag.

As to the Taliban ‘propaganda’ factor working against the NATO / IFOR forces, six of the Great Satan’s fighter jets were obliterated in an attack carried out by the mujahedeen patriots at the Camp Bastion military base in the southern Bellend Province on Friday night.

NATO Lieutenant Colonel Billy Bob Scattberg III informed one press hack from the Warmongers Gazette that the six Harrier jet fighter aircraft were destroyed after a dozen Taliban attackers ignored their regular Sabbath devotions and, dressed in US army uniforms and armed with US RPG-7 rocket-propelled grenades ‘and’ M16 assault rifles, stormed the base to cause what Prudential insurance assessors are referring to as “an unprecedented amount of damage” – which apart from the six fighter jets further included the destruction of three refuelling stations and six aircraft hangars – along with the base Starbucks, the Pizza Hut outlet and the Happy Ending rub n tug massage parlour – plus a bevy of Marines getting shot and blown to all hell and back.

Scattberg rather moronically added that “The insurgents appeared to be well equipped, trained and rehearsed in expediting their raid.”
Of course, they were – all armed with US weaponry – and having spent hours watching Hollywood movies of Uncle Sam’s GIs and Marine grunts kicking ass around the globe since the abhorrent spectacle of the American-Philippine War of 1898.

So, that’s the ‘propaganda’ aspect – now for the ‘paranoia’ part.
Commonly referred to as Fifth Column infiltration and ‘green-on-blue’ snuff attacks, the paranoia-ridden ISAF military contingent don’t know which shoulder to look over next – with 50-odd foreign troopers from the 21st Cannon Fodder Regiment and 18th Body Bag Brigade murdered by their Afghan army or police ‘allies’ so far this year – with the latest insider attacks on foreign soldiers carried out over the weekend.

On Saturday an Afghan soldier killed two US soldiers in Bellend Province – with a further four GIs killed by Afghan police forces as attacks on foreign troopers rage on unchecked – and ISAF commanders now contemplating the highly disturbing fact that there are more Taliban mujahedeen fighters wearing Afghan army and police uniforms and getting trained – and armed - by NATO than hiding in the mountainous hinterlands and caves of Tora Bora.

Working against the NATO forces is the propaganda fact they can’t seem to take out a single Taliban fighter without incurring ‘x to the power of 10’ SHTF collateral damage – with eight women killed on Sunday by an air strike while collecting ‘carbon unfriendly’ firewood from a forest in the Noarlam Saib Valley in the eastern Laghman Province as US strike aircraft pilots mistook them for split-arsed fedayeen members of the Taliban’s ‘Achmed al Ka-Boom Burka Battalion’ Semtex suicide squad – a snafu for which NATO officials offered a big “Whoops sorry” in the way of condolence.

Hmmm, let’s be clear on one thing – there’s only a single section of Afghan society that appreciated the presence of the West’s occupying NATO / ISAF military forces and that’s the Great Satan’s slimeball-stooge President Hamid Karzai and his graft and corruption-ridden Kleptocracy Party government – as that’s the only thing maintaining the status quo and keeping them in power.
Once ISAF’s gone, then the Taliban will be back running Kabul and burning the opium crops faster than shit through a seagull with amoebic dysentery.

50-odd dead in ‘green on blue’ attacks so far this year. If the powers that be came clean and added the fatal drug overdoses and self-harm suicide statistics blighting the ISAF military effort then the numbers go off the scope of the graph.

Thought for the day. Why are government agencies only ever efficient in action spy movies – and in stark reality the biggest set of fuckwits on the planet?

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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