Friday, 21 September 2012

Papal Call to Muslims: Stop Insulting Jesus

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The posting of a controversial sectarian-hatred YouTube video via the medium of the Riyhad-based Camel-Net server, apparently filmed by the shit-stirring political propaganda arm of the Qatar / Saudi-funded Al Qaeda terrorist movement, has sent the Vatican and devout Christians around the world into a dummy-spitting frenzy of outrage in the way it mocks Jesus and his Mum, the Virgin Mary.

Demonstrations have broken out across the Christian nations of Europe and the US of A protesting against the 14 minute duration movie trailer, with the Saudi Arabian Ambassador to Italy, Sheikh Mohammed bin Nafoff Fizzy al Kaseltzer, being dragged from his armoured limousine by an irate mob outside the Saudi Embassy in Rome, scourged with whips and then crucified – with his hands – and head – nailed to a tree in the adjacent ‘Giardino Zoologico’ park.

In an interview with the gutter press Ragheads Gazette tabloid yesterday, Pope Benny (formerly Cardinal Joey Ratflinger), the German built-to-last Mk XVI ‘Panzer Pontiff’ model, stated it was wholly unacceptable to insult the only son of the one true God – and too his mother, Mary.

“These infidels, who have made this disgustingly wicked film in Saudi Arabia – ‘The Gullibility of Christians’ - mocking our Saviour, the Messiah, now face divine damnation and will burn in the fires of Hell for all eternity – if not longer – for referring to the Virgin Mary as some two-bit hooker – a three-hole whore in fact, who cuckolded Joseph and had a cluster fuck with a host of angels.”

“Then they portray Jesus as some gay boy faggot and a kiddie fiddling paedo’ with an implied kink for sex with lepers as well as necrophilia as this video portrays him resurrecting the deceased Lazarus by humping his ‘seed of righteousness’ up the corpse's stone cold back passage.”

“Really, how would the Mullahs and the Imams like it if we in the Christian West made a black propaganda film – or posted cartoons – and attacked their Islamic brand of religion, making a mockery of Allah or their Prophet Mohammad? What would be their reaction to such a blasphemous and sacrilegious insult, we wonder?”

Pope Benny called on the Grand Mufti Sheikh Liwat Neekni Sahrawi, the highest religious authority in Saudi Arabia, to denounce the film and have the reported perpetrator, Al Qaeda spin doctor Ras al Shitbag, arrested by their manky Mutaween religious police and punished under the draconian statutes of Sharia Law.

A host of Arab and Islamic nations’ embassies and businesses across Europe and in the US have been inundated with demonstrations and violent protests by irate Christians, and Catholics especially so, inflamed by the film insulting their religious deities – with scores of heathen Muslims left dead and injured.

In the US state of Utah, Pastor Billy Bob Redneck of the Cheesy Crust Church for Latter Day Morons, incited his congregation to riot over the internet posting of the low budget heretical movie, which he condemned as an act of ‘gratuitous profanity’ and denounced Islam as a heathen cult on a par with Satanism – with a local branch of Uncle Achmed’s Merry Muslim Ice Cream Parlour being fire-bombed following the Pastor’s rabble-rousing diatribe.

Thought for the day. Why is it always the Prophet Mohammad (PBUH) and the hapless Muslims that cop it in the neck? Why does no fucker ever diss’ Buddha or the Hindu gods or the squirly Scientologists – or the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Why? Simple – as the Great Satan’s black propaganda agents conduct a continuous war of perceptions through the news media – and in this case such is unconsciously facilitated by Muslims themselves due the fact they never fail to take the bait and react with frenzied mob violence – thereby displaying precisely what the Western powers require to justify the implementation of their insidious anti-Islamic New World Order agenda – a total lack of socio-political control that serves to vilify and demonise them as a danger to the civilised world with their terrorist attacks and calls for Jihad.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Anonymous said...

First Class.
What about one on Leah Goodman and Jersey.

Ally said...

The Haut de la Garenne coverup and kiddie murders is a bigger cesspit of establishment paedo scumbags than the Hollie Grieg / Aberdeen pederast ring scandal.
Point of fact is that Rusty's written on it extensively in the past - and Leah getting 'banned' for asking the wrong questions.

Fletch said...

Brilliant piece of reverse satire

wiggins said...

Yea Ally....Jim Fixed it for quite a few......