Big Brother I-Spy in School Bogs

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Yet further confirmation reaches the public arena of our panopticon ‘womb to tomb’ nanny state apparatus going overboard and conclusively proving beyond all shadow of a doubt that any and all hyped up pretence of us living in an evolved 21st Century ‘enlightened society’ is mere illusion.
Such has been exposed by whistle-blowing moles inside the Ministry of Education who’ve leaked documented information and film footage to the government abuse watchdog Ox-Rat relating to the 200-plus schools using CCTV cameras in toilets or changing rooms across the UK to spy on unwary pupils in states of undress and genital exposure.

Out of the 106,710 CCTV cameras now installed by Nonce Security throughout 2,107 schools and academies in Broken Britain, a total of 825 of the intrusive devices have been fitted in the toilets and changing rooms of 207 schools across England, Scotland and Wales – a figure that equates as one in ten of the schools using CCTV systems for overall security having them located where - in more civilised times - privacy was de rigueur.

Bev Titwank, director of Ox-Rat, and a former head teacher at Greater Manchester’s Stench Hill Asbo Central Academy, informed one press hack from the Daily Shitraker that "This hare-brained Big Brother CCTV scandal raises serious questions about the actual legality of technocrats spying on schoolchildren taking a pee or a dump.”
“Really, to all intents and purposes, what end product justifies positioning cameras in the toilets and sports shower / changing facilities – apart from the fact of getting pupils inured to living under a totalitarian regime? Doubtless our poor kids are going to be turned into neurotic, paranoid head bangers, having to constantly look over their shoulder to see which paedo' voyeurs are spying on them.”

"This slack-jawed clot of a Minister of Education, ‘Pob’ Gove and the offending local authorities need to be called to account and come clean concerning this 'mission creep’ culture of excessive surveillance in a school’s bogs, which constitutes an offence to a child’s personal dignity - and explain why the recorded footage, in breach of every statute of the Data Protection Act, invariably ends up on a series of child porn’ internet websites to succour the masturbation fantasies of a bunch of kiddie fiddling pederast perverts.”

“To wit, it was only last week that Tierra del Fuego’s Vice Squad shut down the Paedo’s Delight hosted internet website that was streaming live CCTV footage from the games changing rooms of St Sodom’s Catholic School for Latter Day Catamites in Smegmadale-on-Sea.”

“So we have this smarmy twat Scameron trying to pawn us off with an assurance he’s going to appoint the laterally-promoted ginger-mingin Anne ‘Catweazle’ Milton to the new post of Surveillance Camera Commissioner. After she’s made a total fuck of everything she touched regarding the NHS, old ‘scarecrow-features’ is going to be let loose to take charge of regulating this Kafkaesque nightmare of CCTV spying on our kids. The mind boggles.”

Editorial advisory: ‘Big Brother is Watching You’ is not the title of a public school paedo’ porn movie.

Link for list of 207 schools affected: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/cctv-used-in-more-than-200-school-toilets-8129979.html

Thought for the day. While Orwell’s 1984 provides both alarming and prophetic insights to what a dystopian state might manifest as, perhaps it is time, and again prudent, to remind PM Posh Dave Scameron and his Libservative Coalition that the revelatory text was a ‘warning’ aimed at the common people – and definitely not a blueprint and instruction manual – Totalitarianism for Dummies - for governments to impose on their own voting public.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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