Sunday, 16 September 2012

EUSSR Plan ‘Abnormal Behaviour’ Detection

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The European Union (EUSSR), in a joint venture with the UK’s Ministry for What Can We Fuck With Next, are squandering zillions of taxpayer’s euros (and £££ pounds) developing Orwellian totalitarian state technologies designed to scour the internet, ATM and banking records, e-mails and texts and CCTV images for what it declares ‘abnormal behaviour’ – which canny insiders claim is yet another totalitarian tip-toe step towards establishing the core control system of the Common Purpose social engineering philosophy - with the end game target being the auto-compliance of the sheeple – and pealing the mortichnia death knell of individual liberty.

This Brussels funded five-year artificial intelligence research study to monitor the hapless public for ‘abnormal behaviour’ - labelled Project Spy-Rat – was designed to develop computer programmes to process information from web sites, discussion forums, file servers, peer-to-peer networks and even individual computers – is now completed and in ‘all systems go’ mode and will be the ultimate in state censorship devices and pre-crime detection tools.

Once launched on the common herd Spy-Rat’s biometric identification software will be tasked to pinpoint would-be anarchists and socio-political radical subversives suffering from Cognitive Dissonance Syndrome who have an inherent tendency to think for themselves, then have the audacity to criticise or question everything their government and local authorities say. Hmmm, there goes our cherished ‘free speech’ dynamic – right down the plughole of history.

Project Spy-Rat is in essence and principle simply a carbon copy of the Great Satan’s Department of Homeland Insecurity and the grotty groper TSA ‘el-int’ Spy-Bot projects – and both carbon copies of Hitler’s Gestapo and the Soviet Stasi Kafkaesque compliance programmes that ran on the low tech’ tried and tested twitching curtains and fishwife gossip ‘hum-int’ research methods – whose main objectives - then and now - include the detection of threats from radical thinking by individual members of the common herd.

Shabby Acrobati, the director of human rights and wrongs group Twat-Watch, described the introduction of such mass surveillance techniques as a ‘mission creep sinister step’ for any nation state to undertake against its own population, adding that the programme’s fascist features were likely to galvanise the voting public into further states of neurosis and paranoia, and generally scare people shitless and onto even bigger doses of Prozac and a strew of like anti-anxiety Benzodiazepine medications.

“The EUSSR’s bog standard police state bureaucracy lacks any form of a Montesquieu system of checks and balances and there is no evidence this intrusive scheme is actually in the best interests of Europe’s – and specifically the UK’s – citizens when they start profiling entire national populations instead of monitoring individual suspects. So where does all this end, we’d like to know – with us kowtowing like the dumbed-down population of the Chinese People’s Marxist Utopia, and ordered to take compulsory ‘patriotism’ classes and swear oaths of fealty and obedience to the State?”

Project Spy-Rat, the result of a research programme titled ABDABS – an acronym for the Automatic Detection of Abnormal Behaviour and Threats in crowded Spaces – and referred to by project insiders as the ‘Screaming Abdabs’ - has received £33 zillion quid in taxpayer funding from the UK Home Office along with military-industrial scumbag joint partner BAE Systems.

The Abdabs / Spy-Rat system, when fully operational and deployed in every possible and conceivable place the public might access – will be programmed to utilize novel computational linguistic techniques for word sense induction, entity resolution, relationship mining, social network and sentiment analysis – hence tasked to detect any and all forms of suspicious behaviour automatically by analysing the pitch of people's voices, the way their bodies move and then track target individuals within crowds via CCTV and the all-new insect-sized ‘Buzzy Bee’ surveillance ‘micro-drones’.

When fully functional, Spy-Rat will incorporate software agents assigned to the continuous and automatic monitoring of public resources such as web sites, discussion forums, usernet groups, file servers, peer-to-peer networks, plus individual computer systems – to build an internet-based intelligence gathering system, both active and passive – that will be interactive 24/7/365 with the Great Beast 666 super computer at the UK’s SIGINT / GCHQ in Cheltenham - and it’s twin counterparts at the Joint Situation Centres in Brussels, Washington and Tel Aviv.

Hmmm, anyone up to fielding a legal / literal definition of ‘abnormal behaviour’ for me? Perhaps officialdom’s interpretation relates to anyone questioning why the majority of council tax goes into the golden goose pension pots of jobsworth bureaucrats - or Bolshie members of the public refusing to take any notice of the Common Purpose social engineering group’s NLP-programmed moronic Community Enforcement Officers on hire from Renta-Thug – a bunch of obnoxious, simpering sociopaths with the IQ of a potted plant that caper around and stalk the neighbourhoods of our once-sceptered isle like Tonton Macoutes, on the lookout for some transgressor of the unwritten law.

Yet another cadre of establishment jobsworths, stricken with narcissistic personality disorders and a deranged sense of self-righteousness – hell bent on lowering the threshold of what justifies a civil offence or crime – or sedition – that they can slap a £90 quid spot fine on.
The exercise of freedom of speech will be classed as treasonous and those who would commit to criticism of the established order classed as domestic terrorists – or mentally deficient. Amen, here endeth today’s rant.

And now, a pertinent misquote from Voltaire: “To learn who rules over you simply observe who you are not allowed to criticize”.

Thought for the day. The accumulation of all powers, legislative, executive, and judiciary, in the same hands, whether of one, a few, or many, and whether hereditary, self-appointed, or elective, may justly be pronounced the very definition of tyranny.

What’s the officialdom placebo mantra? “If you’ve nothing to hide then you’ve nothing to fear.” Tell that to Winston Smith and Sam Lowry.

To wit, when hopefully a paradigm shift occurs and the common herd are abruptly shaken out of their media brain-washing induced comatose states due the fact their bank accounts are frozen, credit cards blocked, passports cancelled and all travel banned – the internet regulated and free speech only permitted within the hallowed walls of the House of Conmans – or some very dark corner where the totalitarian, panopticon surveillance system can’t (yet) reach – then they might react to the plight of their reduced circumstances situation. By which time it will be most probably, put simply, too fucking late.

While Orwell’s 1984 provides both alarming and prophetic insights to what a Dystopian state might manifest as, perhaps it is time, and again prudent, to remind PM Posh Dave Scameron and his Libservative fubar of a coalition that the revelatory text was a ‘warning’ aimed at the common people – and definitely not a blueprint and instruction manual – Totalitarianism for Dummies - for governments to impose on their own voting public.

Further, fuck Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Anonymous said...

Winston Smith is easy - but Sam Lowry - is that from Brazil?

wiggins said...

The fuckwits can study me for abnormal behaviour after ten pints of 'Red Biddy' .......I dare them.

Ally said...

Rusty says: Correct - Lowry is the hapless protagonist in Gilliam's Kafkaesque production 'Brazil'.
Could well be a thousand other Prisoners of Conscience from the pages of literature - or actual history - and Kafka's own Josef K comes to mind. All too numerous to mention.

Anonymous said...

Josef K? Stumped - can't find a reference.

Ally said...

Josef K - Kafka's 'The Trial'.