Wednesday, 1 June 2011

Code Pink Slag Off AIPAC Kikesters

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Ms Tisaref be Evadon, a ‘Kike Dyke’ activist from the anti-war group Code Pink, today informed press hacks she intends to direct attorneys to file counter criminal charges following the barbaric assault on her person by a gang of AIPAC (American Israel Public Affairs Committee) troglodytes acting as bouncers when she had the audacity to heckle the freeloading Israeli Slime Minister, Bobo Nuttyahoo, during one of his customary ‘We Jews are victims’ begging speeches before a joint session of the pandering, corrupt scumbags and ‘kedeshahs’ comprising the ranks of the US Congress in Washington on May 24th.

According to the Pound of Flesh Gazette, Ms Evadon and her companion, Lech Lehizdayen, both Jewish feminist radicals, shouted “GAZA BLEEDS - STOP SUPPORTING ISRAELI WAR CRIMES!” and “NO MORE HI-FIVING HYMIE FALSE FLAG ATTACKS!” before being tackled, floored and silenced by AIPAC’s ZioNazi security morons on hire from Rabbi Chaneph Rosh Tahat’s ‘Renta-Thug Agency’.

Both Ms’s Evadon and Lehizdayen sustained broken ribs, heavy bruising, contusions and facial injuries after being kicked and pummelled by AIPAC’s psychopath guards and were taken to the Yetzer Hara Clinic for Latter Day Kikesters to undergo treatment. While there they were arrested by Homeland Security goons on charges of ‘domestic terrorism’ – for exercising their democratic right of bravely standing up to be counted against the Satanic forces of darkness and publicly broadcasting their disgust concerning US government support for the Israeli’s crimes against humanity.

Ms Evadon, interviewed by one reporter from the radical nonpartisan ‘Holohoax’ magazine, admitted to feeling like she’d copped for the Rachel Corrie treatment - run down and squashed by a bulldozer - but said her ordeal was nothing compared to the pain and suffering that Palestinians go through on a daily basis under the IDF’s Hafganat Koah Brigade’s ZioNazi jackboot.

“Code Pink have been behind the racist Great Apartheid Walls surrounding the Gaza Strip and the West Bank and seen Palestinians’ homes bombed and burned; and spoken with mothers whose children have been slaughtered during the IDF’s 2009 Operation Kill Every Fucker invasion of Gaza - and their bodies stolen to harvest the internal organs.”

“Too, we have seen the Zionist-only roads leading to ever-expanding settlements in the West Bank and feel obligated to rise up and speak out against these heinous crimes being committed in the name of the American people with our tax dollars – thanks to the evil manipulations of AIPAC lobbyists.”

“These people display their brazen chutzpah and operate behind the façade of a charity organisation - and in typical Shylock-Fagin fashion avoid paying taxes – while all along AIPAC functions as a foreign agent and should be forced to register as one considering the way they hold sway and control over US foreign policy to suit the perverted ends of the ZioNazi Jews of convenience crime syndicate who rule Israel - and America - with an iron fist.”

Thought for the day: Disregarding the *kikester’s cultural obsessions with the profits of usury, snipping foreskins and declaring themselves to be ‘perpetual victims’, the tactics of the AIPAC lobby plumb the depths of dishonour and indecency - and include character assassination, selective misquotation, the wilful distortion of the record, the fabrication of falsehoods, and an utter disregard for the truth – or the human rights of others.

AIPAC is the ‘hasbara’ (propaganda) mouthpiece of the gang of terrorist hypocrites running the rogue state of Israel who, ignoring the tenets of gross irony, declare themselves to be a Western nation with advanced democratic standards - in contrast to their barbaric goyim Arab neighbours.

* Kikesters – Jews of convenience and Zionist gangsters who thrive on the profits of criminal enterprise and pleasures derived from ‘Schadenfreude’ – the perverted rejoicing at another’s misfortune (typically that of the disaffected and marginalised Palestinians).

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.

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